MAN VERSUS WOLF

In this corner weighing in at 230 lbs is former Houston Texan, former Miami Dolphin, Adrian Foster. The opponent hails from North America weighing anywhere from 65 to 130 lbs with 37 kills, all other animals the WOLF.

I looked up the definition of Crazy: which means mentally deranged, especially as manifested in a wild or aggressive way.

Synonyms for Crazy:  mad, insane and lunatic

Maybe Adrian Foster is football crazy for what’s going on inside his mind. He has played 8 seasons in the NFL rushing for 6,527 yards. He had another 2,346 yards receiving. He even had 68 Touch downs in 80 games he played. I believe all this went down because he was wearing a helmet. In Football you rack up a lot of hits to the head that can cause all kinds of craziness. He now is retired from the game and has this fantasy about fighting a wolf. He ranted and raved that he could fight a wolf with his bare hands and win. Wolves do not have any thumbs and that was his big reason he could win. He says he would go for the neck as that is the weak spot on the animal.

First, Wolves travel in packs so it would be very hard to get a one on one match up against the animal. One wolf can take down a half ton Bison or an Ox. Wolves have upper body strength that they use to take down their prey. Plus, their teeth are sharp like knives or the John Rambo knife in First Blood. The wolf would be gnawing and chewing on your flesh as it would bite right through the bones. The wolf would have Foster stew out of Adrian. The wolf  would chew him down to the bone and clean it’s teeth with his fingers.

I’ve heard of retiring and maybe getting cabin fever. He’s probably asking himself what now? The football chapter of his life is over.What shall he do now?  He’s still a young guy and does not have to do what a typical guy  does when they retire. Going fishing, making bird houses, doing some crossword puzzles, going to play bingo sounds great to me. Marshawn Lynch, another former NFL retired running back, went backpacking in Europe. He has the money to travel if he wants to. Just pick the right country to travel to so you can get a flight back with Trump’s travel ban list going on.

I can see why so many younger guys play a few years and get out of the sport after a few years. Earn a million and get out so you can have a healthy life. After so many plays, so many years, and so many hits, you get crazy after you’re done with the game. He could just be talking shenanigans like my mum would say. With so many suicides from former players it makes you think. These players are like some boxers after they are done fighting in the ring, they are not working with a full deck. They might have not been working with a full deck for years. When you start losing too many kings and queens, you start thinking you can jack a wolf.

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