The Chicago Bulls organization reminds me of high school. The management would not be the principal or the teachers either. The Bulls front office is broken up into groups that can not get along. Your typical high school groups such as jocks, stoners, greasers, the socials, and your out casts. I see these groups walking the Berto center or even the United Center whispering the latest gossip. I see them trying to rough up some people in the bathroom for stepping on one group’s turf. In high school it always comes down to a gal where a fight will break out. In the Bulls world we can say a draft pick. As the semesters go on the more back stabbing is done at Bulls High. I can see two teenage girls saying, “Oh my god do you believe what Gar Forman was wearing?”

I really don’t want to know what that slut Forman was wearing. Right before the Bulls season tip off Bobby Portis and Nikola Mirotic were involved  in a fight. Probably two key guys you need on the squad in a rebuilding year. This was not your typical scrap that was broken up and swept under the rug. Nikola Mirotic is out 4-6 weeks with some broken facial bones. Meanwhile the league and the Bulls have to suspend Portis for 8 regular season games.

“FOR US THAT IS INEXCUSABLE IT’S NOT WHO WE ARE” said by John Paxson.

Yes the same John Paxson who had a throw down with former Bulls head coach Vinny Del Negro. This fight occurred after school by the bike rack where Paxson reportedly threw a few punches and actually choked him. Ladies and gentleman this is your President of Operations.

The Bulls are in a big time rebuilding as they traded their best player in Jimmy Butler. They had to buy Dwayne Wade out and send him on his way. Now the team has a lot of young guys and they were told hard work would be noticed and awarded. The young guys would show up and work out every day and practice their game. At the same time Nikola Mirotic was a free agent and he would work out but not participate in the basketball part of it. The Bulls finally signed Mirotic to a two year deal and they penciled him in as a starter. Plus Mirotic and the Portis feud has been going on for years as I take it they might be from two different groups.  Maybe one’s a jock and one’s a stoner who knows.

This has been going on for years so who has the responsibility to take care of this mess. I would say it should be handle by Fred Hoiberg. Known as the Mayor down at Iowa State. He went to school there and he became head coach of the basketball team. He played with the Bulls a long time ago as well. Mr. Popularity roams the halls as everyone likes him and he’s BFF with all because he’s the mayor. He has gotten Iowa State to the NCAA tournament however never advanced past the first round. He’s the puppet that Paxson and Forman can control. It seems like Fred sends his team mixed messages. This is not the first time someone has said that. It has happened last year. Maybe he says something which he thinks is right, but then has to look over his shoulder and change his answer when Pax Forman don’t like what he said. However Fred gives his assistant coach Jim Boylen power to handle the bad boys in class. Jim is one of Gar’s henchmen who I guess they would call the Jug master. Meanwhile Fred continues to high five people walking the halls so he can think about his three point attack offense with no defense.

Then lets not forget the GOOCH, Gar Forman. The Gooch was the bully you never saw on the show Different Strokes. He was the guy Arnold Jackson was afraid of at school. Gar Forman is the guy that smokes in the bathroom The guy that will settle his fist of cups in the stall where he will corner you and demand you do not say things about him or the Bull’s organization. Years ago when Jeff Van Gundy was announcing the game and stood up for Tom Thibodeau, his friend, and let the Bulls management have it. Rumors were swirling about how the Bulls could not handle Tom Thibodeau. They did not like how he won games and a guy like Bill Belichek on the Patriots kept his foot down on the pedal until the final buzzer sounded. They did not like his ideas in the draft room. He was the new guy at school and a free thinker. Did things his own way and they hated him for it. He was the John Bender of high school. Did not care what others thought of him. As Jeff Van Gundy is taking a leak, the Gooch sneaks up from behind on him. Very Bulls like.

Jerry Reinsdorf is like the clueless principal Mr. Weatherbee from the Riverdale High.  He let them fire the best coach since Phil Jackson in Tom Thibdeau. I predict you will see Minnesota Timberwolves get to the playoffs this year as Thibs has full control of the basketball operations. You will see him get his team farther and quicker to a championship than the meat heads you have running the Bulls now. If they ever get this boat afloat you will never see a big name free agent want to sign with the Bulls. The Bulls are the same organization that did not give Jackson and Jordan another year to defend their title until they actually lost in playoffs or a championship. It’s time to fire the little skirts you have running your team. Just because John Paxson played for three of the championships does not give him a life time job. I used to like him as a player but now he makes my stomach turn. His brother failed in the Celtics front office. They are not cut out for front office work. The Gooch should be put down at the pound. At least neuter him if he’s going to bite people in the bathroom. I do not know what it will take to pull the plug on the front office and current coaching staff. Right now they are the worst franchise in Chicago. Before I thought the Bears as they runs things like the Dinosaurs were still around. Only way things change is if people hurt their wallets and not buy overpriced tickets to watch a inferior product on the court. They might be the only game in town. However people will wise up.