What ever happened to capturing the other school’s mascot? Usually you hear rival schools get into an old fashioned rumble. The world has changed these days as you never hear about the flaming dog poop on the porch trick done anymore. These days, kids are most likely defacing the other school’s property with spray paint. That might be the understatement of the decade. Can you pry a kid away from their phone? These days rival wars are fought on fac book through the computer screen with emojis and hashtags.

Thomas Tramaglini of New Jersey has some old school fight in him. He’s a man that has bitter feelings against his rival school. Unless he has bathroom issues. Only problem, Thomas is a 42 year old man. Plus he is the Superintendent of Kenilworth Public schools in New Jersey. Shakedown breakdown you are busted for taking a crap on the rival school’s football field. You might think a dog is pooping on your lawn all these times when you wake up to fetch the newspaper.  However have you looked in the mirror? Who have you pissed off? Someone might be squatting on your lawn and leaving you a nice hot steamy surprise in the morning.

Let’s profile the alleged pooper. First, it was not Thomas’ first rodeo. This has occurred more than once so now we have to dig deeper because we have a serial pooper. This was not a once in awhile thing either. The track coaches at Holmdel high school reported the findings of the human poop on the lawn on a daily basis. This prompted a sting operation in which police found Thomas in the act letting out a deuce. My first thought… did he get a chance to wipe before the cuffs were placed on his wrists? What about washing his hands as well? I feel sorry for the guy doing the fingerprints on him. Thomas Tramagini faces a list of charges such as lewdness, public urination, defecation and they threw in littering as they threw the book at him, Danno.

Thomas is the first crazed public pooper. In 2015, they called this person the Bowel Movement Bandit as he pooped on 19 parked cars in Akron. Just think of a person climbing on the hood and letting projectiles fly out on top of your ride. Hope the wipers work for those muddy ones. Then the Mad pooper in 2017 in Colorado Springs, was a women jogger who just stopped, let it out and continued her morning run. Southern Illinois had somebody pooping in the washing machines. Can you imagine not catching the whiff opening up the lid there and throwing your delicates in that super loader? You know the list is a lot longer with others loving to be a free pooper of society. Only their dog is not walking behind them picking up the turds in a plastic bag.

I can see in times of desperation. Times when you’ve got to go go and nothing around for miles. It’s either in your pants or a spot behind the jiffy lube. Obviously Thomas Tramagoli has anger and resentment issues to drive over to a rival school on a daily basis and unload. You wonder is he reading a newspaper while he waits? What’s he doing for toilet paper? One guy I know found himself in a sticky situation in a port a potty with no toilet paper. He took off his under shirt, ripped it up and made his own toilet paper. The Macgyver of the port a potty world. Thomas Tramogini is no dummy as to rise in the ranks and become a Superintendent, he obviously has education. However to risk a job paying him $147,000 dollars a year to poop on the rival’s football field is mentally insane. He must have had plenty of rage built up where he needed to go to this field and let one loose almost every day. No worries… he’s on a leave of absence and will be getting paid through June. However after that, he might be drowning in his own mudslide of life.