We did not predict any of the week one games. We were too busy protesting. Bean bags and beer sounded like a better idea than getting our predictions in. We were even late getting our fantasy football team together. It was quite a day for our roster of kickers.

Last year we relied on the crystal ball that was broken several times. Even taping it back together with scotch tape did not help.

However we were totally correct in CANADIAN  FOOTBALL!!!!!  Johnny Football still sucks.

We promise not to protest any more weeks. As working for Nike would completely suck.

OUR FIRST PREDICTION OF THE YEAR: THURSDAY NIGHT WEEK TWO

September 13, 2018

RAVENS AT BENGALS

Both teams coming away with first week wins. The Ravens clobbered the Buffalo Bills. I’m still scratching my head over why the guy from Seinfeld is still the quarterback for the Bills.

Mr. Peterman needs to go back to his day job and sell those Urban sombreros. Meanwhile the Bengals came back and beat the Indianapolis Colts in Andrew Luck’s first start since the injury that kept him out of the whole season last year.

Bengals defense will keep them in the game against the Ravens. I loved the running game last week that the Bengals unleashed against the Colts. The only thing is, Green is still the one man wrecking crew in the receiving game. Plus he has fumble issues.  I think Ravens defense will make the Bengals one dimensional and be able to limit the Red Rifle to only a few scores.

I think Joe Flacco gets the job done tonight against the Red Rifle. His new weapons on offense will prevail over the Bengal defense. I think drafting Lamar Jackson put a pep in Joe Flacco’s step. Like a dog with new life after avoiding being put down by the vet. Not sure how long it will last but the Ravens will be 2-0 after tonight.

OUR PICK: RAVENS