THURSDAY NIGHT GAME SEPTEMBER 20,2018

LAST THURSDAY PREDICTION: LOSS

Ray Lewis can get away with murder. However when we pick the Ravens they can not beat the Bengals. The Ravens have made the Wild Shamrock naughty list. You perverts out there, not in a good way either .

THURSDAY RECORD FOR THE SEASON: 0-1 (Week one we played hooky.)

TONIGHT’S GAME

JETS AT BROWNS

Can the Browns even their record to straight one’s? With a win they will be 1-1-1 as they would have sampled the whole menu. Can they win? It’s been like 600 days since the last time the Browns have won a game. You’d think the Browns would be able to start their season playing some games in Canada. Maybe even the arena football. Try to build up the confidence and get a few wins in the column before facing NFL action.

Meanwhile the Jets beat the snot out of the Lions who had no courage that game. Then they lose to the Dolphins, oh my.  Rookie quarterback is having some up’s and downs so far behind center. Now the pressure is really on him because he has to travel to the Dawg pound and play a team desperate for a victory.  Maybe he will meet Drew Carey. Was the first game luck for the young man from USC?

After smoking some crack watching Weekend at Bernie’s two over the weekend. The only way to watch that movie and the greatest thriller ever in Surf Ninja’s must die. We figure let’s win one for Bernie. The most famous Bernie in Cleveland has to be Bernie Kosar. Well he was awesome. But his daughter the porn star is hot so we are backing Bernie’s old team, the Browns.  Plus we are sniffing glue and we think Tyrod Taylor will be the stealth surf Ninja that is alive on the screen and throws three touch down passes, while running for another score.

OUR PICK: THE BROWNS

The analysis

Since Josh McCown is not playing, the Browns win this game. The Dawgs better not bite Sam Darnold before the game. The Browns do not need to see Josh McCown in this game. Would be interesting hearing that a rookie quarterback got rabies from a human dog. Maybe like the dog from that FX show. That human dressed in dog pajamas. I do like how the Browns have been playing so far.They tied the Steelers in week one. Could of won that contest. Then they could of won last week against the Saints. Tonight they put it all together and prevail. Plus they have a new Kicker. Imagine getting kicked out of the Browns. Where do you go? What do you do now? Do they have a survivor episode for people getting cut from the Browns?