Dead from the next up is a new segment on the blog. Every week we will go around the NFL and tell you the people that are dead from the neck up. Just like Archie Bunker did on his show, All in the Family. We will be finding current and of course X players because after a long time in the league, the porch light is on and we know no one is home. We will call out the ones with too many hits to the head.The bone headed mistakes on the gridiron. Why did you beat up your girl? Plus all the dumb things these players say on a regular basis… we will be in business with this segment for zillion of years. The material we have is endless.

FIRST MEAT HEAD: ERIC REID

Eric Reid was a safety for the San Francisco 49ers. He was pretty good in the secondary. However he is out of a job in the NFL. He is one of Colin Kaepernick’s disciples. He is known as the second kneeler. Colin’s right hand man. Now without a job and no income coming in, what does he do? He has seen the head goat, Colin, recently sign a deal with Nike. Will Colin Kaepernick help one of his sheep and at least give him a room and board? Make him the pool boy like the Juice had. Whatever happened to Kato Kaelin? Eric Reid made the wrong choice and followed the wrong guy. Quit being a sheep in life and come up with your own way of supporting a cause. Quit being second fiddle in someone else’s world. Eric Reid is DEAD FROM THE NECK UP.

SECOND MEAT HEAD: CHUCKY AKA JON GRUDEN

The Raiders have paid you a ton of money. The first time you screwed the Raiders was when you bitched about your own contract and forced them to trade you. He landed in  Tampa Bay. Then you end up demolishing your old team in the Superbowl. Then you come back to the Raiders and they pay you a few brinks trucks and what do you do You trade Khalil Mack to the Bears. Old Chucky could of worked it out to have Mack on the team, paid with an extension. Instead he is complaining about the lack of a pass rush in week two against the Denver Broncos who came back and beat the Raiders. You just let maybe the best player in the league walk out your doors.

If  there’s no crying in baseball . Definitely no crying in football. Put the Chucky doll back in the package, he’s dead to me. Hire a Cabbage Patch kid for the Vegas trip.

JON GRUDEN IS DEAD FROM THE NECK UP

THIRD MEAT HEAD: VONTAE DAVIS

Vontae Davis signed with the Buffalo Bills in the off season. Finally he gets on the field, but he does not look good. The team does not look good. The defense looks like a gigantic car crash… a complete wrecks all over the free way. By the time the half is over, the Police, in this case the coaches trying to figure out what happened, Vontae flees the scene of an accident. He walks out on the team and ends his career. Things not going his way “I’m taking my ball and going home” style of things. Walking out of a dead end job in the middle of the day, maybe tell your boss all the things you been holding back for years is ok. But this is the NFL. This is something every person can not do. I can see him saying to coaches, don’t play me the second half and then stay on the side lines. Maybe be determined to go out there and redeem yourself . Stay suited up and finish the game playing or watching. Then after the game walk away. That is no walking off in the sun set either. VONTAE DAVIS IS DEAD FROM THE NECK UP. By walking out, no one will hire him if he gets the itch to play again down the road. Plus after football, life like media jobs giving your opinion on the play of others, will not call on him.

THE MEAT HEAD OF THE WEEK PERHAPS YEAR

RICHIE INCOGNITO

This incident happened weeks ago. I have been itching to write something about Richie Incognito’s behavior that was not very not incognito like.

Richie Incognito has had many issues in his playing career. He finally got a few quiet years down the stretch of his career that were quiet and he actually played well on the Buffalo Bills line. After the Bills he had a run in with the law. Then his father passed away. At the funeral parlor he got in a fight with the morticians. Police were called in on this incident. Incognito wanted to cut his father’s head off the body to find out reasons why Richie is so screwed up. Yes, I do believe that is the proper way of doing the research on the brain these days. Right in the middle of the wake get the hack saw and cut off the head. Put it in a gym bag and run it over to the medical office where they will take it from there.

This is a big example of porch light is on and nothing is going on inside except the hamster is drunk and fell off the wheel.

RICHIE INCOGNITO HAS BEEN DEAD FROM THE NECK UP FOR YEARS

THE MEAT HEAD AWARD