Week three of Dead from the Neck up and we have all new Meatheads to discuss. The NFL continues to be a gold mine for this segment.

FIRST MEAT HEAD OF THE WEEK: FRANK REICH

I love Frank Reich especially when he played for the Buffalo Bills.  My favorite game of all-time was when he led that comeback in the playoffs against the Houston Oilers. I think Frank Reich is going to be an excellent coach as well. He has already done wonders for the Colts this season. What the hell are you calling in overtime? The Colts and Texans all tied up. The Colts were at their own 43 yard line with less than a minute left in overtime. It was 4th down and 4 yards to go. The Colts tried first to draw the Texans off sides. Did not work so Colts called a time out. Then after talking about it, Frank Reich sends out his offense again. Are the Colts trying again to draw the Texans off sides? No. They run a play and Andrew Luck’s pass is short and bounced in front of the Receiver. Texans get the ball back. With like 27 tics remaining on the clock, Texans complete a 24 yard pass. Then a time out. Then like a blink of an eye, a field goal that seals the deal for the Texans. I understand aggressive play like how the Eagles did that to the Evil Empire in the Superbowl. Slow down high speed it is only week four and you gave the Texans their first victory of the year. Plus it is a division game as well. You have to punt the ball there and settle for the tie. He has a young team and you have to build up their confidence with wins and settle for the tie. More positives than negatives early on will help the Colts improve quicker. Down the road when everything is gelling, that play might work. Frank Reich you are dead from the neck up on that play call.The porch light was on that moment, but nobody was home. Hope he is not haunted by this one play one game if they lose the division by a game.

THE SECOND MEAT HEAD OF THE WEEK: DOUG MARONE

Doug Marone reminds me of one of those college coaches. Uses the programs as stepping stones to move up in the world. Will abandon something in the making and head somewhere else for a few extra bucks. Doug Marone was the head coach for the Buffalo Bills. The team was on the rise. The team had a great defense. Then he found a loop hole to get out of his contract. The Bills project was not quite finished and he bolted. Rex Ryan came in to ruin the Bills project. Meanwhile Dougie Marone thought for sure he was going to land the Jets job. This is the kind of slime he is. Bolt out of a job with an organization that gave you your first chance and then head to a division rival. However the Jets probably smelled the snake oil in his blood and did not hire him.  Doug had to play second fiddle for someone else’s coaching staff. He found himself in Jacksonville. Then when Jacksonville fired Gus Bradley, Doug Marone pounced on the carcass like a vulture and became the interim coach. Then he became the main man in Jacksonville and guided them to the playoffs.  Beside his snake oil skin, he found himself playing the Jets last weekend. He decided to stick it to the team that refused his services. The Jaguars were up by plenty to run out the clock and call it a day. Marone the fargin icehole he is and plenty of people have said that to him.

Doug Marone and his Jaguars ran plays to score more to rub the Jets faces into it. First of all I’m glad your varsity team could beat on the Jets freshman team . Yes, Marone you destroyed a team with a rookie quarterback and team in rebuilding year. Beating a coach like Todd Bowles who is a class act who has nothing to do with your gripe with the team’s ownership. Doug Marone you sir are snake weasley Meat for brains and YOU are dead from the neck up. I hope the Jaguars get destroyed by someone in the playoffs. That will show the Gooch that bullies will get theirs.

THE MEAT HEAD OF THE WEEK: EARL THOMAS

Earl Thomas the last Ice Hole from the legion of boom defense for the Seattle Seahawks. Where does Pete Carol find these guys from? Notice all of the inmates on the Boom defense are salty characters. Cheap shot thugs. I’m thinking Penitentiary U. Pete Carol, another coach with snake oil in his blood. Probably peel it back and he’s something out of V. Earl Thomas has a long list of reasons this season for why he is dead from the neck up. First he was a hold out wanting more money. Then he wanted to be traded to the team he wanted to go to. Sounds like a ransom deal gone bad. Maybe the Seattle Seahawks don’t deal with terrorists these days. Then when he did finally show up, he suited up and played pretty well. However the saga continues with Earl Thomas as he was too good to practice with the team. Then last weekend the final piece of Legion of Boom has left the field. This time Earl was not dealt to another team. He did not hang up the spikes. He left the field from an injury. I do not like to laugh at injured people. Could it have been skipping out on practices and holding out that contributed to the latest cart ride off into the sunset. He left with his middle finger stuck up in the on position. The bird was flashed at the Seattle side line. Maybe it means he is now free as a bird. However he might need to get a list together and make up for all the bad things he has done before any team signs him.

MY NAME IS EARL

However he does have the Crab Man look going.

Maybe they can reboot “My Name is Earl” and put Earl Thomas as the new Crabman. You can do a whole series of the Legion of Boom defense consisting of their atrocities they have caused.

EARL THOMAS YOU ARE DEAD FROM THE NECK UP

Even the Doctors can not help Earl. However congrats Earl, you are our Meat head of the week!!!!