DEAD FROM THE NECK UP

MIKE STIVIC ARCHIE BUNKER

This week we will rant about three guys we know to be dead from the neck up. This week we have our first two time loser as he will win the Meathead of the week award. He is an overachiever in stupid.

FIRST MEAT OF THE WEEK: JERRY JONES

JERRY JONES

If you’re an owner of a sports team in Dallas, do you have to speak to media and give your opinion about everything related to your team? Last Sunday, Jason Garrett did not pull the trigger and go for it on 4th and 1 in Overtime against the Texans. Instead he chose to punt. The Texans eventually won the game 19-16. Then the owner Jerry Jones spouted out to the media regarding how he questioned his man not going for it on 4th down.

For decades Jerry Jones has been a type of owner that is hands-on everything when it comes to his team. He was the one that hired Jason Garrett and believed in his abilities to get the job done and lead the team to the playoffs. These days the Cowboys are not those teams they yelled to, “HOW ABOUT THOSE COWBOYS?!? The young talent has been regressing. The team does not have much depth on the roster. Jason Garrett’s job is coach what he has. If he thought the team was incapable of getting that first down, he should know more inside stuff than his busy body owner. If Jason Garrett went for it and the team did not make it, he’d still get criticism from Jerry Jones, I imagine. Jason Garrett was in a Prickly Pete kind of situation. The week before we saw Frank Reich go for it and that blew up in his face as that game was also vs the Texans.

Let your Coach coach. Don’t criticize your guy to the media. That can lead into other problems like players thinking they are free to say something about their coach. He calls himself a business man when he should know that is going to cause problems at the work place. If he has a problem, talk to him behind closed doors. If you don’t think he’s doing a good job, get rid of him. I don’t think many would want to take that job to work with a guy that’s always in your grill. Plus as the owner, is it not his job to give his coach a better roster to play with? That right there tells me Jerry Jones… you are DEAD FROM THE NECK .

SECOND MEAT HEAD OF THE WEEK: ODELL BECKHAM JR.

ODELL BECKHAM JR.

First of all, it looks like Odell has a yellow sponge on top of his head. Did you lose a bet, seriously? Only reason you like this guy is if he is on your fantasy team. If I was a Giants fan, I’d like how great of a receiver he is, but please hold the antics. The theater show when he scores a touchdown should have an intermission.  Then last year he pretended to be a dog and faked peeing as he was down on all fours, lifting his leg like an untrained junk yard dog.

beckham peeing

you stay classy

I would be a Mike Vick fan if he caged Beckham and put him in the pit of misery against another crazy dog foaming at the mouth. Then Thursday night Odell Beckham is shown heading to the locker room early.  Seemed like no one told him to do that as he walked off by himself. He is punching things and throwing tantrums on daily basis. Definitely a guy who is only about himself. He can divide a locker room just by walking through the door. He would be a serious cancer to a good team. Send him to New England. Odell, you sir are definitely, DEAD FROM THE NECK UP!!!

once a meat head always a meathead

ERIC REID CAROLINA

ERIC REID, COLIN KAEPERNICK’S SIDE KICK

Our first two time loser. A few weeks back Eric Reid was a meathead because he was out of a job from the NFL. Then to see his idol land a big job at Nike. Everybody knows Eric Reid is Colin Kaepernick’s Tonto. Let’s not insult poor Tonto from the Lone Ranger. Finally the side kick landed a job, as the Carolina Panthers signed the bum. To be grateful and just play freaking football, he’s kneeling during the National anthem all by himself during his first game suited up. Makes Cam Newton look like he’s a model citizen. Eric Reid kneeling as a sign of protest. The more we talk about the kneeling, the more he gets his point across and the more they will talk about what this protest stands for. We will talk about his protest and

static on the televisin

SORRY WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES………………

That is a shame. I really wanted to hear what it’s all about when it comes to Eric Reid kneeling. However we are out of time. Eric Reid you are the MEAT HEAD OF THE WEEK HURRAY !!!!!!

YOU ARE STILL DEAD FROM THE NECK UP WHATEVER UNIFORM YOU HAVE ON.

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