We have put all of the names of all of the Meatheads from the NFL into a hat. Obviously the hat could not contain all of the names. We found an oil drum and dumped all of the names in the oil drum.

It was interesting to find Pete Carol and all of the defenders of the Legion of Boom inside the drum already. Instead of debating who is a bigger meat head each week, we will just pick out of the oil drum. To be fair we will use a boat oar to mix up the names to be fair. Because some names might not be called since the season does not last all year.

FIRST MEATHEAD OF THE WEEK: SEAN MCDERMOTT

This goes back a few weeks ago about Coach McDermott. We can even say this failed science experiment started last season. I think Sean McDermott did an awesome job coaching last season in general. To break the long drought of the Buffalo Bills not making the playoffs without a good quarterback, is awesome work. My beef with Coach Meathead is this Nate Peterman experiment. First you started him last year and you benched Tyrod Taylor who is also nothing special however better than plan B. Plan B was Nate Peterman throwing 5 interceptions against the let’s say, California Chargers, because rumor has it they might move to Sacramento in a few years. Then this season you grant Nate Peterman as your starting quarterback. Same results. Then you make the switch to the young rookie who does a better job than the guy from Seinfeld who runs a clothes company. You would think Nate Peterman would be back making cavariccis slacks, but no, he’s still on the roster as the back up quarterback. Then in a close game with the Texans, the rookie quarterback Josh Allen gets hurt. In comes Peterman. He actually guided the team down for a score to take the lead. The Texans were too busy rolling on the ground laughing at this move so it was an easy score. The next drive, a pick six. Then the next drive another interception. Has Nate Peterman been cut yet? Probably not. Nate Peterman has nine interceptions in 79 attempts. Come on Coach you are DEAD FROM THE NECK UP if you can not see it is not working. Nate Peterman is a BUST…..

SECOND MEAT HEAD OF THE WEEK: CHAD KELLY

Have you ever been so drunk you went into the wrong house? I’ve heard a story about people I know that in college went into the wrong house and used the bathroom. They realized they were in the wrong house and left without flushing the toilet. Someone got blamed the next day in that house. Chad Kelly was the last man drafted in the 2018 NFL draft. Chad is the nephew of Jim Kelly so he has quarterback in the blood. Especially Hall of Fame quarterback blood. Chad Kelly has a big arm. He was great on the field in college as he had some monster games. However he had troubles off the field. The Denver Broncos drafted him and he has moved up the charts as the second string quarterback.The starter, Case Keenum, got the big contract from his work in Minnesota. This year has not gone really well for the Broncos. As the Broncos continue to lose, the fans wanted Chad Kelly to play. I think he would have eventually got out there and started the game especially when the Broncos find themselves eliminated from the playoff hunt that could be in a few weeks. Big opportunity for Chad Kelly. However Chad did not stay on the straight and arrow. He found himself at Von Miller’s Halloween Party. He was blasted. He then left and found himself on a couch in some stranger’s house as he walked right in and plopped on the sofa. He was beaten with a vacuum cleaner tube to snap himself out of it. The Police ended up coming and arrested him. Two days later Chad Kelly was cut from the Broncos. Besides trespassing, his drinking at the party did not go well. Chad was asked to leave. Probably ushered out is my guess. Chad Kelly, you are DEAD FROM THE NECK UP….  Your inappropriate behavior off the field cost you your job. Imagine he might get a chance down the road. However you were so close to playing this year. Close to making way more money if you did well. The Buffalo Bills should sign you to replace Nate Peterman which would be a better upgrade even though you’re quite a moron. Maybe your Uncle Jim Kelly should get you in and slap you around until you see the big picture.

THE MEAT HEAD OF THE WEEK: BRANDON BEANE

Brandon Beane is the GM for the Buffalo Bills. I blame some of the team’s troubles on the Coach but this guy gets the Meathead of the week award for his part in how the Buffalo Bills look so bad this year.

First thing you did was trade away Tyrod Taylor and you had nobody better. You had only Nate Peterman. You drafted Josh Allen, your future quarterback. Then you signed AJ McCarron to a two year deal, the former Bengal back up. Do you see something strange in the neighborhood? The trio does not have much NFL experience and one guy is really bad. By getting rid of your best option in Tyrod Taylor, who could of been a great bridge quarterback for Josh Allen. I don’t think Tyrod Taylor is a great quarterback, a guy that cannot throw downfield. However he can get you a few wins. He does not make mistakes. Right now with Taylor you might be in the thick of things. No Nate Peterman getting on the field is a win right there. Then Josh Allen is learning. However Tyrod gets shipped off to Cleveland. You should have someone before you traded Tyrod Taylor. McCarron should be the man, but he gets hurt in pre-season but comes back. They think Peterman is better than McCarron and trade him. Peterman starts and you know what he did. Then you force the rookie into action. Then before Josh Allen gets hurt, now I’m talking not very long, your kicking the tires on Derrick Anderson a veteran QB. Reasons to mentor Josh Allen as he played for many years and seen a lot of action. Why so late on the veteran signing? Brandon Beane then traded some good pieces of the offensive line away and did not replace them. Now they have the worst offense in the league. He does not know what a receiver even looks like. All’s he does is sign Carolina Panthers castoffs as he worked with that organization for years. How quickly he dismantled a playoff team that gave Jacksonville a great game last year.

BRANDON BEANE YOU ARE DEAD FROM THE NECK UP….. PLUS YOU ARE THE MEATHEAD OF THE WEEK

Just in time for the Halloween season we saved the Brandon head on the plate to snack on. He is a bit scary. Ask any Buffalo Bill fan, they will tell you his moves are very scary and creepy.