Our butcher in place for another installment of dead from the neck up. We are ready to slice and dice the latest chapter in meat for brains that linger in the NFL. We have three brand new heads to discuss. Three heads of dead meat we even broke our saw blade slicing into.

THE FIRST MEAT HEAD OF THE WEEK: AARON RODGERS

This is an old picture of the meat for brains quarterback. It’s a picture that helps explain why Aaron Rodgers is dead from the neck up. First leaving the house with a mustache  like that, you make  all the Wisconsin hillbillies normal. My gripe with Mr. Rodgers is bringing the NBA to the NFL. Aaron and most likely his State Farm agent, will deny that he got the head coach fired. I bet you can get his dirty slimy agent in that commercial to admit it. Put a few bucks in his pocket and he’ll admit anything.

Rumors have been swirling the whole year that Aaron Rodgers and Coach McCarthy were not seeing eyes to eye. Aaron Rodgers was quiet until after the firing after people called him out on it. He denied it. Never said anything before the coach was fired.  The Packers even fired a linebacker coach for expressing his  opinion on a tweet. Poor number twelve can not be held accountable. Everyone needs to be held accountable the Lombardi way, even number twelve. Truth hurts.

It’s never Rodgers’ fault on anything. The brass and the people who wear the cheese hats think he walks on water. Yes, he has won a Superbowl. Eli Manning has won two Superbowls. He is one of the best quarterbacks in the league. He is the most lucky quarterback in the league as well, hitting last second Hail Mary’s or last minute drives where you shake your head in disbelief.

Now everything most likely on all personnel decisions is probably run by him. If you can not see the midwest version of Lebron James brewing, you need to open your eyes. When the Bears finally put Mr. Rodgers out of his misery and bury him in the ground with his hunter orange vest on, you will see the collapse of the Green Bay Packers. Aaron Rodgers’ head has gotten bigger than the Macy’s floats in the Thanksgiving parade. Helium gets those floats in the air. Ego keeps Aaron’s head up in the air. We know one thing, Rodgers is dead from the neck up. Bringing the NBA way to the gridiron. The porch light is on in front of the hillbillies’ home but he’s out peeing in the woods.

THE SECOND MEAT HEAD OF THE WEEK: LEONARD FOURNETTE

When it comes to the Jacksonville Jaguars, the whole team could be the meat heads of the week. Most of them are dead from the neck up. They remind me of those stupid Cincinnati Bengal teams that were all thugs and played stupid. Even the President of football operations, Tom Coughlin,  said the Jag Bags play stupid. Once upon a time the Jags were almost to the Superbowl. Then they turned stupid. You never know what you will get in a box of chocolates. One chocolate out of that box we want to talk about, is the running back for the Jaguars.

Leonard Fournette is his name, but I do not have his future prison serial number at hand. With the game on the line against the Buffalo Bills. he is involved in a fist fight after a play.

Before the fight he was actually having a monster of a game. However he let down the whole team and had to get involved in the melee after a play.  You could see above, him and Lawson going at it like two hockey players on the ice. Both players were kicked out of the game. Jaguars afterwards could not move the ball. Buffalo ends up winning the game. Fournette gets suspended one game for his part in throwing fists with his bout versus Lawson.

After serving the game suspension, the angry elf returns to game action. The Jaguars are playing the Titans in Nashville. The angry elf Leonard Fournette gets into it with a Titan fan .  Founette told the fan he was going to beat his ass. Poor Leonard is not aware everyone carries a cell phone and most of them probably recorded him yelling this at someone in the stands.  Fournette is probably a South pole elf. You sir are DEAD FROM THE NECK UP!!!

THE MEAT HEAD OF THE WEEK: KAREEM HUNT

Another angry south pole elf we are talking about. Kareem Hunt of the Kansas City Chiefs. These elves can not behave themselves around Christmas. Kareem Hunt’s incident actually took place earlier this year before the season started. Perhaps it was covered up because he was caught on tape having an incident with a girl in the hallway of hotel where he stays in the off season. He ended up playing the whole year until he was cut two weeks ago when the video surfaced.

This took place In Cleveland. He shoves a girl down to the ground. Then others got involved trying to stop it. Before they could break things up it shows the running back kicking the girl as she is on the ground. Maybe he took care of it after the fact as no chargers were filed. He was having a monster year. His young career was going very well. The Chiefs are off to an awesome start. Then the dark clouds followed Kareem Hunt as the video surfaced. The Chiefs cut him. They inserted the backup and he is keeping the red machine of football rolling along nicely. These running backs think they are kings. They can do anything they want. However they are a dime a dozen. They are like a light bulb and easy to be replaced.

Kareem Hunt shoved and kicked that gal like she was trash. The Chiefs dumped you like trash. A promising football career spoiled because you are DEAD FROM THE NECK UP as you let somebody get you so angered and you respond like that.

Since Kareem Hunt is a DOG… Congrats to Mr. Hunt, he is our MEAT HEAD OF THE WEEK… This might be your last award for your football play in the hotel hallway. Assault in the hallway.