SATURDAY GAMES (DECEMBER 15,2018)

FIRST MATCH-UP

TEXANS AT JETS

Jets finally won a game last week. Can they win two in a row? Texans’ winning streak was snapped by the Colts which started versus the Colts way back in week four. The Texans are by far the more talented team. Jets are still probably re-living their rare win from last week. That feeling like they had sex for the first time. They’re on cloud nine thinking of the images of the naked girl they had in their room with their parents in the house.

OUR PICK: TEXANS

Too much at stake for the Texans. They will rebound with a win. Plus a win can help their playoff positioning. Most of the AFC leaders are running out of gas as they have not even approached the finish line. Besides, they need to win so the Colts do not catch them.

BROWNS AT BRONCOS

Broncos have been on a roll, knocking off some good teams. Then they get knocked off by a bad team, the 49ers last week. The ways of the NFL on any given Sunday, blah blah blah. Meanwhile the Browns have been riding the roller coaster going up and down, but are playing better since they axed their head coach. Ask the Fig Newton and he’ll tell you.

OUR PICK: BROWNS

The Broncos had that last gasp for air and made a run. I think they are out of gas. I think the Browns have more energy. I think the Browns have nothing to lose. They are just going out and playing football. Letting it rip. Mayfield versus Keenum. I’m going with Mayfield. Browns will be this team that will get hot now and make a run at the end. They probably will miss the playoffs. However they will play a huge spoiler role. It will be a season to build on. It will be a very successful season since the team did not win one game in 2017. They have some great pieces in place on both sides of the ball.