I wonder what it is like to be surrounded by the Bennett brothers around the Holidays. How these two brothers act would make the Malachi brothers seem normal. They both rant and rave like some kind of lunatic. Michael Bennett was recently traded to the Patriots, the Evil Empire. While Martellus Bennett is retired and doing some kind of children books about how Dr. Seuss stole his Christmas. Both are poets and don’t know it. Michael Bennett is a very inspiring wordsmith. Things that make white people uncomfortable is a true best seller in the back of the dumpster behind the book store. Both don’t hold back their opinions about anything. Both ramble on as if they should be the definition of what a concussion is, in the game of football.

Both brothers do have plenty of talent on the football field. Both of them have been cancerous to the locker room as well. The Eagles traded for Michael Bennett last off-season as he came from the Seattle Seahawks. The legion of boom to be exact. A bunch of thugs like the bad boys from motor city, those Piston teams in the 80’s. He played one season with the Eagles and Michael Bennett demanded a raise. Maybe for the persecution he suffers every day for the millions of dollars he already makes for himself. Any other job maybe besides pro wrestling, he would be rotting away in some jail cell if he acted the way he does. The Eagles who are well stacked at his position he plays, sold him off to the Evil Empire, the New England Patriots. The same team that just won the Superbowl. With the same owner, Robert Kraft, who just was arrested trying to get his noodle wet, and now it is in hot water. Now Michael Bennett would love to see the Patriots reunite his brother, the former tight end Martellus Bennett, for another run at the Superbowl. Two brothers on a mission to fight the injustices that these two has suffered in their life making millions of dollars. Making money in a free country.

Michael and Martellus Bennett are just two bad dudes and that’s not saying it in a good way. Michael Bennett is one of those Colin Kaepernick followers when it comes to the National Anthem. Last year with the Eagles he just stayed in the locker room for his stance nowadays. This is the same thug that pushed a paraplegic women out of his way who was in a wheel chair to go onto the field and see his brother. His brother Martellus who won a Superbowl with the Patriots years back. This is the same guy that has pushed another women before. Same guy that has pushed a Police officer before. The Paraplegic woman suffered a sprained shoulder. The court case should be coming up soon on that case.

Then Martellus Bennentt, who probably has a bit of a calmer demeanor than his brother. Besides body slamming rookies to the ground in practices that he does make. Then the one season he played seven games for the Packers and was cut. He never disclosed his injury which was a serious shoulder problem. He said then he was walking away from the game. That did not last long as he signed with the Patriots once again as they called him up to inquire about his services. He told the Patriots medical staff that the Packers’ doctors and their team forced him to play with this serious shoulder injury. The guy has been retired and still you hear rants about what went wrong that others did to the poor Bennent brother. Will he come back to try to win another Superbowl this time alongside his brother?  Besides that, he would have to get his fair share of the pot. Plus he will have a public soap box he can use to make his green eggs a little hammier when it comes to selling his children fairy tales.

I do hope Martellus Bennent does come back into the league. I hope he joins his brother in New England. The same brother that refers to Bill Belichick as Yoda. Insane in the brain thinking Belichick represents the rebel alliance. Put Dark in front of his name and you can pick which hood or mask this evil sinister wears on the sideline. I’ve seen Martellus Bennent with Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall rip the Bears locker room like it was a piece of  loose leaf paper. Now you see last years Patriot superstar leave free agency and head to motor city with his former defensive coordinator, Matt Patricia. Trey Flowers  and others flee the death star in an escape hatch or even through the garbage chute. Even Danny Amendola who signed with the Dolphins a year ago then to be cut by them, fled to Detroit not even looking back towards New England as an option. Let Dark Yoda try to run the asylum with all these dangerous personalities. Like the Malachi brothers can crunch cars in a crash up derby. Let the loon boons Bennent brothers rip havoc through the Evil Empire and cut the death star into millions of pieces, ending their tyranny for good. Finally then we can say the Bennett brothers did something good in society. Maybe I might read one of their books. Perhaps not. I don’t need the White Coats at my door.