Dead from the neck up is back. In 2018, we wrote a few segments of “Dead From the Neck Up,” which is all about the NFL’S greatest citizens. About players with the porch light on, but no one is home. From the kneelers to the lowest pond scum who beat on women. Then the ones that just had their bell rung way too much. Plus the ones that think they are way too big for their team and play for themselves. The ones that do not play for the name of their jersey. The ones that play for themselves. In the NFL, the well never runs dry as players get their stupid on every day.

THE MEAT HEAD OF THE WEEK

ANTONIO BROWN OAKLAND RAIDERS

Antonio Brown, most will say, is one of the best receivers in the league. Since late last season for the Pittsburgh Steelers, Brown has brought on more STUPID than catches. Brown’s feud with Big Ben Roethlisberger and the Steelers brass, got the team to trade him in the off-season. Antonio Brown then did not like his first destination, which was Buffalo. Certain cities Brown wanted to play for or he simply quit. The Steeler and Bills trade was quickly nixed. Antonio Brown demanded a trade and now held the Steelers hostage from getting the best deal. Finally the Steelers got rid of their problem and came up with a deal with the Raiders.

You’d think Antonio Brown would fit perfectly in Oakland. The team as assembled, seemed like a cast of characters from the movie, The Road Warrior. Modern family with a team and coach that makes a perfect dysfunctional unit. Raiders last season were followed by dark clouds everywhere they went as they got rid of their impact players for number one draft picks. The Raiders then cleared a lot of big time salary and they went out on a shopping spree. They landed Brown from Pittsburgh and they knew his baggage along with his performance on the field.

Perhaps it was all Big Ben’s fault in Steeler country. Throw that theory out the window because Brown coming to Oakland has been like the circus coming to town. Antonio was the side show Brown. He refused to wear the new mandatory helmet that the NFL changed to. This resulted in a tantrum as Brown wanted to take his old helmet home crying to mommy, and threatened to quit once again. Then Antonio Brown somehow got frost bite on his feet. This resulted in not wearing the proper PPE, proper protection equipment. The frost bite did not occur from a vacation to Buffalo. France!!!! In a session of Crytotherapy. Not the right footwear in the cryo chamber. You can’t make this stuff up.

FROST BITTEN FEET

The final act which had Antonio Brown not going to play opening night versus Denver, was the heated argument he had with the Raiders GM. Brown called Mike Mayock the “C” word…

Yes, Brown used the C word which is hard for me and my family hearing cracker. WE PREFER…….

Antonio Brown then has his tantrum and went storming off. This time he unfriended all the Silver and Black from facebook. He is un-following his quarterback Derek Carr on the Twitter tweeter. The Fiddle faddle of the world. Peace and love are back in the Raider locker room as Antonio Brown took his Terrell Owens meds and apologized for his outbursts. Jon Gruden talks very slowly to Antonio, as he will play this Monday night versus the Broncos.

Antonio Brown, that jive ass TURKEY with no brains, is our MEAT HEAD OF THE WEEK.

DARK HELMET IS DEAD FROM THE NECK UP……..