LAST WEEK STATS

OVERALL 10-6 RECORD 16 GAMES

THURSDAY NIGHT O-2

MONDAY NIGHT 1-1

FOR THE YEAR 10-7

THURSDAY NIGHT

BUCCANEERS AT PANTHERS

OUR PICK: PANTHERS

Yes, our Momma always told not to have a cookie before dinner because it would spoil your appetite. Momma was right, the Fig Newton did spoil my dinner and keeps us perfect on Thursday night 0-2 for the year.

9-15-19 THE SUNDAY SLATE

COWBOYS AT REDSKINS

OUR PICK: COWBOYS

Redskins only like to play one half of football. Will the old man suit even up for the Redskins. Adrian Peterson might be still all pimped up with rage with nothing to spank.

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Cowboys will gladly thank the Redskins and take another victory.

COLTS AT TITANS

OUR PICK:COLTS

Colts have the hex on the Titans over last few years. Even though that was all with Andrew Luck. Sometimes it’s just the uniform you can’t beat.

SEAHAWKS AT STEELERS

OUR PICK: STEELERS

These are two teams that do not do well on the road. Home cooking is how these teams win most of their games. Today in Steeltown, a yummy Hawk platter from the sea with some pierogis on the side as Steelers win their first game of the year.

BILLS AT GIANTS

OUR PICK:BILLS

Bills become king of New York when they sweep the other two teams in their state. Wait. Don’t the Giants and Jets play in Jersey? Bills are the King of New York. Bills have a defense and the Giants don’t, sums it up.

VIKING AT PACKERS

OUR PICK VIKINGS

Vikings look like a whole different animal last week. Not buying what the cheese heads are selling on defense. These two teams usually battle all the way to the end when they play. Vikings escape at the end as they cut the head off the big cheese himself, Aaron Rodgers.

CHARGERS AT LIONS

OUR PICK:CHARGERS

Chargers were very good on the road last season. Lions are due for a rebound since they let the Cardinals back in that game last week. I think the Chargers are far too talented to get beat by the Lions.

CARDINALS AT RAVENS

OUR PICK:RAVENS

I do not see the Ravens putting up another 50 burger in week two. I do see the Ravens being able to slow down second half Kyle Murray. This would be the game where Murray will look more like a rookie than what he did versus the Lions.

RAIDERS AT CHIEFS

OUR PICK: CHIEFS

Raiders played well in week one. Chiefs did not look rusty. I can see this one going back and forth with both teams able to score. The flood gates will open for the Chiefs late in this one to bring Chucky back to reality in Raider nation.

SAINTS AT RAMS

OUR PICK:SAINTS

The Saints get their revenge against that Rams who mugged New Orleans to get to the Superbowl last season. Drew Brees will play the Punisher in this ultimate revenge game.

BEARS AT BRONCOS

OUR PICK: DA BEARS

Thought about how the Denver coach, Vic Fangio, knows all about the Bears. Since he created the defense in Chicago as a coach there for a few years. Knows what Matt Nagy’s playbook is all about. However Joe Flacco is the Broncos quarterback. Bears win their first game on the road.

EAGLES AT FALCONS

OUR PICK:EAGLES

Falcons looked very bad in week one. I can see the Falcons playing much better. I think Philadelphia will win this game in Atlanta in a dog fight. The Eagle will soar higher than the Falcon.

49ers AT BENGALS

OUR PICK BENGALS

I like the Bengals in this one. 49ers won last week because their defense had two pick sixes. I think Jimmy Garoppolo is still trying to knock off the rust. I think Andy Dalton is just better right now. I think the Bengal defense will be able to make Jimmy uncomfortable. Hope Jimmy at least goes and tries some Skyline Chili after the loss.

PATRIOTS AT DOLPHINS

OUR PICK PATRIOTS

Is this even fair? Does the NFL have a slaughter rule? Will the Dolphins have any fans after this blood bath? Are the Dolphins an endangered species? This week they are.

JAGUARS AT TEXANS

OUR PICK:TEXANS

The same ole song and dance with the Jaguars. They need another quarterback. Nick Foles most likely is done for the year. Now they have a rookie quarterback making his first start in Houston… Texans win their first game of the season in this one.

BROWNS AT JETS

OUR PICK:BROWNS

Browns need to stop shooting themselves in the foot in week one. Jets they should be able to handle on both sides of the ball. Cleveland is far the more talented team in this match up. If the Browns lose this one, you may have to ask yourself if you hired the right guy if you are Cleveland management.