Week 13 on a Thanksgiving can be a scary week.

WHO’S CARVING YOUR TURKEY? WHO’S COMING OVER?

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OVERALL RECORD IN STRAIGHT PICK-EM THROUGHOUT THE SEASON

108-68

LAST WEEK: 10-4

THURSDAY NIGHT RECORD:7-5

MONDAY NIGHT RECORD:10-2

THE TURKEY BOWL GAMES

BEARS AT LIONS

No Matthew Stafford. A bad Lions defense. Mitch Trubisky does well versus the Lions. One team he can beat.

OUR PICK:LIONS

BILLS AT COWBOYS

Something has to give in this one. Cowboys have not beaten a team with a winning record. Bills have been feasting on bottom of the league parasites. Bills show up in a big way in front of the whole world.

OUR PICK:BILLS

SAINTS AT FALCONS

Falcons shocked the Saints a few weeks ago. Falcons came back to earth last week versus the Buccaneers. Saints’ revenge is cutting the head off their Thanksgiving bird, a Falcon.

OUR PICK: SAINTS

WEEK 13 SUNDAY SLATE

TITANS AT COLTS

Titans are firing on all cylinders. Colts have been clawing and fighting in every game but not finishing. No worries, Titans put the finishing touches on the Colts season.

OUR PICK:TITANS

JETS AT BENGALS

No scary ghosts or goblins like in the good ole days for the Bengals. Sam Darnold will not be scared. Bengals will continue their perfection of a season.

OUR PICK: JETS

REDSKINS AT PANTHERS

Panthers finally get back in the win column in a game they must have. Redskins won last week, but they will go back to their regular ways this week.

OUR PICK:PANTHERS

49ERS AT RAVENS

Ravens have been demolishing everyone in their path. Until someone beats them I’m sticking with Lamar Jackson and company. I ain’t no dummy.

OUR PICK:RAVENS

BUCCANEERS AT JAGUARS

The battle of Florida. Winner gets these beach girls.

OUR PICK:JAGUARS

BROWNS AT STEELERS

In part two of this match up between these two teams, it will be played helmet free. Helmets will be checked in before the players go on the field. Just like weapons in a court house. I would say this game would be the Steelers’ revenge. That offense the Steelers have is not doing well these days. Browns have caught fire and they sweep the Steelers for the first time in decades.

OUR PICK:BROWNS

PACKERS AT GIANTS

Bears scored 19 off the Giants’ bad defense last week. Just imagine what the Packers could score off the Giants defense after coming off a beatdown from the 49ers.

OUR PICK: PACKERS

EAGLES AT DOLPHINS

Eagles come back to life and win a game they must win. They have to keep up with the Cowboys. That second match up between them and the boys would be the key to the gate master, the playoffs, and the division title.

Carson Wentz looks horrible without his coffee in the morning.

OUR PICK: EAGLES

RAMS AT CARDINALS

Rams will not rebound from the mugging that took place with the team on Monday night. Kyle Murray will prevail and put the final shot of bourbon on the Rams’ hangover season from playing in the Superbowl. The Rams will fall off their stool and their season for the playoffs will be over.

OUR PICK:CARDINALS

CHARGERS AT BRONCOS

Phillip Rivers will throw a few interceptions in key situations. Chargers in general will shoot themselves as the Broncos will sweep up all the pieces and dump them on a plane for where ever their home is these days.

OUR PICK: BRONCOS

RAIDERS AT CHIEFS

I just do not see the Raiders getting over that Jets lost. Raiders did not look great in the Bengal win. Patrick Mahomes and Chiefs will give thanks that they killed the Raiders playoff hopes. Raiders still wasted our time thinking they actually had a chance.

OUR PICK: CHIEFS

PATRIOTS AT TEXANS

Patriots’ record versus old coaches of the Evil Empire is scary. Bill Belichick has pictures of Bill O’Brien with farm animals that are unkind. Patriots win at Houston.

OUR PICK: PATRIOTS

MONDAY NIGHT GAME

VIKINGS AT SEAHAWKS

I like the Vikings in this one. Seahawks losses have come from their home turf. Which is usually not the case. Vikings pull out a win.

OUR PICK: VIKINGS