OVERALL RECORD OF STRAIGHT PICK-EM AFTER 14 WEEKS

124-84

LAST WEEK: 8-8

Our picks the last two weeks feel like we brought a gun to a night club and shot ourselves in the leg, foot, you name it.

THURSDAY NIGHT RECORD: 10-6

MONDAY NIGHT RECORD:11-3

WEEK 15

THE THURSDAY GAME

JETS AT RAVENS

It just is not fair.

OUR PICK:RAVENS

THE SUNDAY SLATE

PATRIOTS AT BENGALS

You feel like the Bengals are just a sacrificial lamb this week for the Evil Empire.

OUR PICK:PATRIOTS

BUCCANEERS AT LIONS

Lions have no courage. Buccaneers quarterback has no brain. Buccaneers are the hotter team. Follow the yellow brick road.

OUR PICK:BUCCANEERS

TEXANS AT TITANS

Titans are one of the hottest teams in the league. These two teams face each other twice in the next two weeks which will make it very interesting to see who wins the division. Seems like the home team has the better record when they face each other. Denver offense lit up the Texans defense in a rout.

OUR PICK:TENNESSEE TUXEDO

BRONCOS AT CHIEFS

Love how Drew Lock has played last two games. Chiefs defense is responding especially versus the Evil Empire. They did a very nice job limiting Tom Brady. Chiefs eyeballing that second seed and first round bye.

OUR PICK:CHIEFS

DOLPHINS AT GIANTS

Eli Manning’s farewell tour comes home to Jersey. Janoris Jenkins has a time out and is sent home for calling somebody a retard on the twitter.

The Giants cut him from the team. What would the Giants have done if Mr.Jenkins said the retard word like how the guys say it in the movie hangover?

OUR PICK:DOLPHINS

EAGLES AT REDSKINS

Beer guy delivers as the Eagles sign him up as one of their wide outs. Eagles gut another one out. It’s their time to sneak back into the playoffs, which is what they do.

OUR PICK:EAGLES

SEAHAWKS AT CAROLINA

Panthers have hit rock bottom. They have fired their coach. I’m sure Cam Newton is smiling seeing his team go down in flames when he’s sidelined with an injury.

OUR PICK: SEAHAWKS

BEARS AT PACKERS

The rise of the Mitch Trubisky. Can he slay the Bears’ dragon, the Packers? I would love to see it. I will root on for the Bears to just shred the cheese. Mitch Trubisky has beaten crappy teams since playing well. Bears always lose big games late in the season that mean something to them. History tells me Packers. Heart says Bears.

OUR PICK: PACKERS (HOPE I’M WRONG)

VIKINGS AT CHARGERS

All of a sudden, Phillip Rivers is back to playing well. The whole year we’ve seen him play like Ryan Leaf. Now he’s going to get his act together. He lit up the Jags. The Jaguar players are making vacation plans they don’t care about anything. Vikings need this game to keep treading water in hopes they can get even in their big rematch versus the Packers.

OUR PICK: VIKINGS

JAGUARS AT RAIDERS

The last game at the black hole. Jaguars are playing uninspiring football. Raiders win one for the Gipper, their Darth Vader, the guy in the scream mask and all the biker gangs. This one is for you.

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OUR PICK: RAIDERS

BROWNS AT CARDINALS

Browns win as more drama is to follow.

OUR PICK: BROWNS

LA RAMS AT COWBOYS

Rams defense is playing well. The Rams offense is showing flashes of their high octane offense of last season. While Elliot Ezekiel is getting..

LARGER!!! Cowboys are just waiting for the rematch with the Eagles, where they will actually play well.

OUR PICK: RAMS

FALCONS AT 49ERS

Dirty birds are toast in this one.

OUR PICK: 49ERS

BILLS AT STEELERS

Bills play duck duck goose with the Duck Hodges.

OUR PICK:BILLS

THE MONDAY NIGHT GAME

COLTS AT SAINTS

Saints prevail late in a shootout fashion.

OUR PICK: SAINTS