OVERALL RECORD OF STRAIGHT PICK-EM THROUGH 15 WEEKS

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LAST WEEK:10-6

THURSDAY RECORD:11-6

MONDAY NIGHT RECORD:12-3

SATURDAY GAMES

TEXANS AT BUCCANEERS

Since JJ Watt’s injury, the Texan defense has not been the same. Jameis Winston surprisingly is overcoming all his mistakes and right now the Buccaneers are one of the hottest teams in the league.

OUR PICK:BUCCANEERS

BILLS AT PATRIOTS

It’s time to end the Evil Empire’s reign of terror for good. Bills, you think are due at some point.

OUR PICK:BILLS

RAMS AT 49ERS

Rams will put up a good fight. Like a caged animal ready to be put down kind of fight. At the end, Jimmy Garoppolo saves Christmas and gets the 49ers back on track.

OUR PICK:49ERS

THE SUNDAY SLATE

BENGALS AT DOLPHINS

Dolphins seem to have gone back to playing only one half. I’m going with the rifleman in this one. Andy’s last Christmas story in Bumbletown.

OUR PICK:BENGALS

STEELERS AT JETS

Steelers need a win to get that final wild card. The Steel defense has to be Ernest to save Christmas from the awful play of their own quarterbacks. When you have no Big Ben. You have a choice between a reindeer that gets hit in the head by his own helmet. Or a Duck that drives you quackers from his interceptions. Steel-town borrows a page out of Ernest’s play book.

OUR PICK:STEELERS

GIANTS AT REDSKINS

Looks like this match up has a changing of the guard at quarterback. Could Daniel Jones versus Dwayne Haskins be the new faces for years to come with these two young quarterbacks? I like the Redskins defense in this one. It will be the key in stopping the Giants big winning streak at one.

OUR PICK: REDSKINS

PANTHERS AT COLTS

Two teams that are desperate for a win around the holidays especially. Both teams had promising starts that have led into a disasterous second half of their season. One will be thrown off the building in this contest.

Unfortunately it will be Kyle Allen and not Cam Newton as Colts win this one.

OUR PICK: COLTS

RAVENS AT BROWNS

Two words….CLEVELAND STUPID…..

OUR PICK:RAVENS

JAGUARS AT FALCONS

Seems like Falcons are due for a let down here. Will the head coach of the Jaguars be the next to receive a lump of coal for Christmas? Jaguars won last week versus a Raider team that already has slot machines dancing inside their heads. Falcons should fly smoothly in this one.

OUR PICK: FALCONS

SAINTS AT TITANS

Titans were red hot until they got knocked off by the Texans. I think this team will still be shell shocked and lay another egg at home. Drew Brees is possessed and home field advantage is on his mind. The Saints do the jingle bell rock in country city.

OUR PICK:SAINTS

RAIDERS AT CHARGERS

Both teams have checked out at this moment. If you’d like to leave a message please do so after the beep… BEEEP. Chargers have no messages while Raiders fans think the number is for a bail bond. This game will be like the island of misfit toys if they played a pick up game of football.

Phillip Rivers is the gun that shoots jelly. While Jon Gruden is the cowboy that rides the ostrich.

OUR PICK:CHARGERS

LIONS AT BRONCOS

I’d like Drew Lock to rebound from last week and have another big game. Lions defense is horrible.

Does Matt Patricia above get a lump of coal in his pink slip on Black Monday?

OUR PICK:BRONCOS

CARDINALS AT SEAHAWKS

Seahawks need this one to stay afloat on top of the NFC West. They better not overlook the Cardinals with that rematch of the 49ers dancing inside their heads. Russell Wilson will take control of this contest and lead the Seahawks past the Cardinals.

OUR PICK: SEAHAWKS

COWBOYS AT EAGLES

The Eagles are too broken to sneak back into the playoffs. Cowboys have been on the struggle bus for a very long time until last Sunday. Not sure which Cowboys you’ll get. I’m thinking the ones that beat the Rams last week because all teams I hate, somehow win out and make it to the playoffs.

OUR PICK: COWBOYS

CHIEFS AT BEARS

Remember all the years in Chicago when it was the year without a Santa?

Santa would mean quarterback. Is Mitch Trubisky going to be the Bears future? He has played better. What if the Bears selected Patrick Mahomes who they could have gotten? Would Mitch be winning games in the playoffs for the Chiefs? While Patrick Mahomes, touched by the Bears, would be another quarterback turned to stone and being beaten up by opposing defenses across the league. Like the boogie man in Green Bay? You can say the Boogie man in that situation is Aaron Rodgers, not a Green Bay defense.

OUR PICK:CHIEFS

PACKERS AT VIKINGS

Vikings rising up and taking down the big cheese Aaron Rodgers on Monday night is a BOLD PREDICTION…. Can Kirk Cousins win the biggest game on one of the biggest stages where everyone is watching? Vikings defense makes this happen.

OUR PICK: VIKINGS