IF YOU ONLY PICK ONE PLAYER FROM EACH NFL TEAM YOU HATE ALL-TIME WHO WOULD BE ON THIS LIST

The NFL is just an ocean of drama when it comes to the players that put on the helmet every Sunday. Everyone has their own team they root for. Sometimes they might put up with players that are whacked out of their minds because they help your team win. Perhaps you don’t have a tolerance level for these players’ actions. Some teams do very well at getting rid of the riff raff. Some teams hold on to the riff and raff like they will find themselves being shanked from behind by them in a dark corner of their offices. Lots of NFL players if they were not playing the game on Sunday, would be behind bars.

Besides the hatred of the drama from these players that have plagued the league. Most people hate teams that always beat you. Players that beat your team every time. They might dance on your grave. They might not. However they ruin your season every year. They might even cost you money. They don’t care. Sometimes you have to rely on another team you might dislike less than that team. You want them to beat the player from the team that stabs you in the throat and cost you a week in fantasy. What if you can list a player from each team and discard them from the atrocities they have done to your heart and soul? Some teams it is hard just to pick one. Plus how far do you go back that the wounds are still sore? My list will go back to when the leagues emerged which was the AFL and NFL. I’m not that old but some of my choices come from a time far back in time. This would be a list also that if the owner could get rid of these players that tainted their organization, would they? This list has lots of factors. It is all opinions as well. You say Tomato, I might say Tomaaaato.

AFC

WEST

SAN DIEGO/LA CHARGERS

RYAN LEAF

First round BUST. Hot headed and blew up at reporters. Went to jail.

DENVER BRONCOS

BRANDON MARSHALL WIDE RECEIVER

Marshall is a typical receiver that would complain he is not getting the ball enough. Known for mental issues. Probably needed Prozac on his coco puffs to have a good day.

OAKLAND RAIDERS

JACK TATUM

Nicknamed the assassin for all his vicious hits. Love big hits in football, but not using your helmet as a weapon. Tatum would have been banned from the league if he played nowadays. In 1978 his helmet to helmet shot ended Darryl Stingley’s career leaving him paralyzed.

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

KAREEM HUNT

Hunt beating up the girl in the Cleveland hotel hallway. Then to kick her while she’s on the ground.

SOUTH

HOUSTON TEXANS

MARIO WILLIAMS

I did not care for him when he was on the Texans. Thought he was overrated. Then he got a lot of money to come to Buffalo.  He did nothing in Buffalo. I have a guy I hate more then him in Buffalo. Mario makes my list in a Texans uniform.

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS

BOB SANDERS

This guy always flexing his muscles after he made just the simplest play. He could not stay on the field most of the time. Wow you did your job and made a tackle.

TENNESSEE TITANS

FRANK WYCHECK

This is a guy who was over the line when he threw the lateral pass in the Music City miracle game. The Titans stun the Bills in a first round playoff game. With seconds left in the game the Bills should have won. Obviously over the line still to this day.

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS

JALEN RAMSEY

The Jaguars had a few players I could have had on this list. Ramsey this season forced his way out of Jacksonville by complaining and not playing in games. Before that how his Jaguars were the best defense he chirped. Then when things start going bad.  Ramsey jumped ship first as he pushed the women and children out of the way so he can escape. Told a magazine in an interview which quarterbacks across the league were good, bad, and ugly. Bulletin board material doing that.

NORTH (FULL OF CRAZIES)

BALTIMORE RAVENS

RAY LEWIS

A lunatic who covered up murders in Atlanta. Who knows? He probably did them. He was protecting his posse. He was a great player but his antics on the field especially when the Ravens beat your team, it made you cringe. You had to count to ten to restore the balance in the blood pressure.

PITTSBURGH STEELERS

ANTONIO BROWN

This guy has lost his marbles. When is he going to learn to stay off Twitter? He’s like that drunken guy who broke up with his girlfriend. Texting in the wee hours how they need to get back together. Then the next day how he hates her guts. How many women has Brown sexual assaulted? Starting to add up and be even with the amount of catches he had in the NFL.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

MYLES GARRETT

This guy needs a snickers bar during the games. Using the helmet as a weapon. Garrett would do well in a zombie apocalypse.

CINCINNATI BENGALS

VONTAZE BURFICT

Former Bengal. Last season with the Raiders Burfict had a jarring cheap hit on the Colts tight end which got him suspended. Not his first rodeo on cheap shots. In a playoff game he cost the Bengals a playoff win with a hit to the head on Steelers wide out, Antonio Brown. Explains Brown these days. But the hit was flagged and Steelers moved into field goal range and eventually won the game. It could have been over before his nonsense.

AFC EAST

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

TOM BRADY

Were you thinking of someone else?

BUFFALO BILLS

OJ SIMPSON

My main reason was his acting in those Naked Gun movies. Biggest reason you know  the Juice got away with murders. Then found jail time for breaking into someone’s house to steal his own memorabilia.

NEW YORK JETS

LE’VEON BELL

The holding out in Pittsburgh. This season could not play a game due to being ill. However he goes out bowling the night before the game that week. My mum always said if you can’t make it to school, then on the weekend don’t expect to go out with your friends. Now he has the money, the contract, and says he misses Pittsburgh.

MIAMI DOLPHINS

RICHIE INCOGNITO

Incognito is like the Gooch on the show Different Strokes. You never saw the Gooch on the show. In my mind he exactly looks like Richie. Plus the man wanted to cut his father’s head off at a funeral parlor. His father was the one in the casket.

NFC

EAST

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

TERRELL OWENS

Owens I could have gotten on a few teams. I think Donovan McNabb would have won a Superbowl without Terrell Owens being on that team. Owens is a cancer to any locker room he went in.

NEW YORK GIANTS

ODELL BECKHAM JR.

Beckham is a dog. An untrained dog that will never be housebroken in any locker room. Only reason to root for him is if you have him on your fantasy team. Not too impressed with his numbers these days.

DALLAS COWBOYS

LEON LETT

Definition of hot dogging it is Leon Lett. In the Superbowl Lett was running down the sideline holding the ball out celebrating before he got to the end zone. Glad Don Beebe caught up to him and knocked the ball out of his hand before he got there. Now Lett, you’re known as just a fat tub of lard that got the ball knocked out after you showboated.

WASHINGTON REDSKINS

DEION SANDERS

Redskins paid Sanders way too much money and they were not close in getting their bang for their buck. Sanders is an overrated player in my books. He won Superbowls. More of a headcase than what he did on the field. Especially on defense he was a bad tackler. I give him props for some of his returns in special teams.

CENTRAL

GREEN BAY PACKERS

CHARLES MARTIN

Martin had a hit list on his towel. One Sunday he body slammed Jim McMahon to the turf. Some believe Jim McMahon was never the same after that hit that sidelined him. Martin also had others like Walter Payton on his towel hit list.

MINNESOTA VIKINGS

ADRIAN PETERSON

Tanning his son’s hide with a switch. Who knows if it was just the bum he was whacking. Spanky Peterson probably did more that did not get out.

CHICAGO BEARS

JAY CUTLER

The Bears gave Cutler a few Brinks trucks of money. For what? Exactly. A classless guy that did not give two craps about his team or the fans. Known for pick sixes in crucial parts of the game. All the talent he had. The smug look on his face says it all.

DETROIT LIONS

NDAMUKONG SUH

One of the dirtiest players in the game. How many times did this cat walk on players’ legs or arms when they were down on the ground after a play was over? Late knockdowns after the whistle was blown were another common thing in Suh’s game.

SOUTH

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS

BRYAN COX

I could have put his name for a few teams. He flipped off the Buffalo Bills fans in a playoff game when he played for the Dolphins. That’s when I really hated him. Then he seemed to migrate to some of my favorite NFL teams like the Bears and Saints. Still was not a fan. Sometimes it’s the uniform. I think it’s just him.

ATLANTA FALCONS

MIKE VICK

What this guy invested his money into. Dog fighting on his own property. Man’s best friend fighting another man’s best friend. How many dogs starved? How many dogs were beaten? That is training them into ferocious animals to fight other dogs. How many dogs were put down? I thought he was overrated as well as a player.

TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS

JAMEIS WINSTON

He is a scum. Ask any female Uber driver. They are there to drive you, not so you can grope them. Plus he is the interception king and defenses are the only ones who love this guy. Can you say pick sixes? It’s like hitting the jackpot on a slot machine.

CAROLINA PANTHERS

CAM NEWTON

In his only Superbowl appearance he did not dive on a fumbled ball in the last few minutes of the game. Afraid he would have gotten hurt. That is very soft. Not polite to female reporters. Plus Newton will walk out of a press conference if you ask him anything else besides what his favorite color is.

WEST

SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS

COLIN KAEPERNICK

A total bum. A vanilla Ice. One year wonder. Making money on a myth about himself off the field and then on the field. Kneeling during the National Anthem. Do it on your own time.

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

RICHARD “DICK HEAD” SHERMAN

From the Legion of boom defense. Could have named all of them. One of the biggest mouths in the league. Has Twitter wars with people just smack talking. Says that no one will throw that ball on his side of the field. That was a big gainer by Sammie Watkins last Sunday late in the game on Sherman’s side. Shermsies  is now 1-2 in Superbowls. That is 0-2 in the last two.

LA RAMS

CLAY MATTHEWS III

Hated him on Green Bay. I hate USC. Clay went to USC. Thinks he’s Thor. Overrated.

ARIZONA CARDINALS

MATT LEINHART

Another Trogan I don’t care for. A total bust. Bad memory period of just too many bad Cardinal teams over the years. Wasted time I can not get back

 

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