We will throw our hat into the ring and try to predict the regular season record of every team in the NFL record. We will tell you who wins all the divisions. We will pick all the wild cards. Plus, reveal our Superbowl winner. Along the way will be some fun bold predictions. We are probably wrong. However we were probably drunk when we came up with this craziness.

NFC EAST

DALLAS COWBOYS 9-7

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES 8-8

WASHINGTON DEAD SKINS 7-9

NEW YORK GIANTS 6-10

BOLD PREDICTIONS: Washington Football team becomes the Guardians.

Dak Prescott 2020 MVP

NFC NORTH

GREEN BAY PACKERS 10-6

MINNESOTA VIKINGS 9-7

DETROIT LIONS 7-9

CHICAGO BEARS 6-10

BOLD PREDICTIONS: Bears finally realize that Mitch Trubisky is a bust. GM Ryan Pace gets fired.

Detroit Lions head coach Matt Patricia is axed.

NFC SOUTH

TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS 12-4

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS 11-5

ATLANTA FALCONS 7-9

CAROLINA PANTHERS 7-9

BOLD PREDICTIONS: Tom Brady versus Drew Brees oozes into the playoffs with a third showdown. Brees comes out on top, ruining Brady’s great year.

Teddy Bridgewater shows he is a starting quarterback in this league with a good year behind center for Carolina as a full time starter.

NFC WEST

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS 11-5

SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS 10-6

ARIZONA CARDINALS 9-7

LA RAMS 7-9

BOLD PREDICTIONS: Cardinals makes the playoffs.

Seattle turns the tables on the 49ers this season winning a big game at the end to win the West

AFC EAST

BUFFALO BILLS 10-6

MIAMI DOLPHINS 8-8

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS 8-8

NEW YORK JETS 6-10

BOLD PREDICTIONS: Coach Bill Belichick finds out the hard way how soft Cam Newton is.

Patriots do not make the playoffs.

AFC CENTRAL

BALTIMORE RAVENS 11-5

PITTSBURGH STEELERS 10-6

CLEVELAND BROWNS 7-9

CINCINNATI BENGALS 4-12

BOLD PREDICTIONS:Bengals rookie quarterback Joe Burrows is the real deal.

Ben Roethlisberger makes a great come back from the previous year of being injured. However late in the season Big Ben takes another topple sending him to the injured list once again. Big Ben misses the playoffs. The Steelers quickly get dispatched in the first round.

AFC SOUTH

TENNESSEE TITANS 12-4

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS 10-6

HOUSTON TEXANS 9-7

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS 2-14

BOLD PREDICTIONS: Jaguars head coach Doug Marrone is the first head coach canned in the regular season.

Jadeveon Clowney turns into Pennywise the clown. So scary all the quarterbacks around the league are like all the kids in the movie IT. Clowney play helps Titans get deep into the playoffs.

AFC WEST

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS 15-1

VEGAS RAIDERS 7-9

DENVER BRONCOS 6-10

LA CHARGERS 5-11

BOLD PREDICTIONS: Chargers find out very quick Tyrod Taylor is not the guy to lead your team behind center for long term.

The last season Derek Carr is a Raider

PLAYOFFS

NFC DIVISION WINNERS: Green Bay, Tampa Bay, Seattle, Dallas

AFC DIVISION WINNERS: Buffalo, Kansas City, Tennessee, Baltimore

WILD CARDS

NFC WILD CARDS:New Orleans, Arizona, San Francisco

AFC WILD CARDS:Pittsburgh, Indianapolis, Houston

SUPERBOWL

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CHIEFS versus SAINTS

Saints beat Tampa Bay in the NFC championship

Chiefs beat the Titans in the AFC Championship

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

This time Drew Brees walks off into the sunset.

SUPERBOWL WINNER: NEW ORLEANS SAINTS