Is the XFL just a bad Friday the 13th movie, resurrecting Jason every few years? Is the third movie in any series good, bad, or ugly? Rocky III featured Mr. T as Clubber Lang which is one of my favorites from that series. Return of the Jedi has to be the weakest link in the first three Star Wars movies, but it was still enjoyable. Here we go again with another XFL reboot. The original XFL came on to the scene in 2001, and that mixed football and wrestling together which was complete disaster. What do you expect? The league was owned by Vince McMahon who owns the Wrestling Federation.
McMahon struck again with the second reboot in 2020 during which the wrestling aspect of the XFL was removed and it was just football in the Spring. XFL II was no Empire Strikes Back at the box office as the pandemic ended the season that only made it to the halfway point. XFL III, Vince McMahon sold the rights to the “Rock” Dwayne Johnson, former wrestler and now actor, as he is involved with others who purchased the league. In Spring 2023, XFL will be back for the third time with eight teams after the Superbowl, playing football. This time the XFL will have company. The USFL reboot came back last Spring and did what most of these leagues have not done in quite a while, finished a season with a champion. Maybe it will be Walgreens versus CVS. Maybe McDonald’s versus Burger King has enough love to go around. Too much football can turn into overkill as many stadiums could be bare bones. Plenty of elbow room for the few fans that are diehard.
THE NAMES
The XFL will start reboot three like they did in 2020 with 8 teams. The XFL have announced the nicknames of each city that will have a team playing in 2023. Most of the nicknames are same from the league in 2020. We have some different cities then we had in part two of the XFL. The state of Texas will have three teams going in the XFL in 2023.
In 2020 the Renegades played in Dallas. In 2023 the Renegades will play in Arlington.
Arlington Renegades
The Houston franchise returns with the same name called the Roughnecks.
Houston Roughnecks
The only team with new a nickname from the reboot in 2020 is the San Antonio franchise. San Antonio is a new city as well. They will be called the Brahmas. Whatever the hell a Brahma is?
San Antonio Brahmas
The city of St. Louis will have a returning team from 2020 and keep the same name, the BattleHawks. You can’t always say that about a football team staying in St. Louis.
St. Louis BattleHawks
The nation’s capital is another returning city from the 2020 XFL reboot two. DC will feature the same name, the Defenders. Will the DC crowd bring back the beer snake?
DC Defenders
Seattle is another returning city from the 2020 league. In 2020, the Seattle franchise was known as the Dragons. This go around Seattle added Sea to the name. Like the Seahawks in the NFL, Seattle will have the Sea Dragons.
Seattle Sea Dragons
In 2020, the XFL featured teams in LA and New York. XFL, like Jake the Snake Plissken, will escape the two major U.S Cities.
The XFL retired the Wild Cat name that LA had. The Guardians of New York have been adopted by new city Orlando.
Orlando Guardians
XFL has three Texas teams. Why would they need two Florida teams? Tampa Bay gets stripped away their XFL team just in time for the Buccaneers to go to shit. The city of Vegas has adopted Tampa Bay’s nickname, the Vipers.
Vegas Vipers
XFL EVEN HAS COACHES IN PLACE
All these Spring leagues over the last few years have made sure they hired some bigger names. Some of these guys have a ton of coaching experience. Some of these guys just played the game.
Arlington Renegades: Bob Stoops
Stoops did a ton of college coaching. Stoops is the only coach hold over from the 2020 league.
Houston Roughnecks: Wade Phillips
Coaching runs in the Phillips family blood. Wade Phillips had a ton of defensive coordinator jobs in the NFL. Phillips also was head coach in the NFL more than once.
San Antonio Brahmas: Hines Ward
Hines Ward was a wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers who has a Superbowl ring. Ward is one of the best blocking receivers all-time and a guy who can catch the ball.
Vegas Vipers: Rod Woodson
Woodson is another X-Steeler who has won a Superbowl ring. Woodson is one of the best safeties in Steeler history. Woodson has done some coaching as this would be his first head coaching job.
Seattle Sea Dragons: Jim Haslett
Haslett had some head coaching jobs as well in the NFL.
Orlando Guardians: Terrell Buckley
Buckley is a long-time defensive back for the Green Bay Packers in the NFL who had 50 career interceptions during his NFL career.
DC Defenders: Reggie Barlow
Barlow also played in the NFL. Barlow coached at the College level. He was the other Alabama’s head coach. Alabama State.
St.Louis BattleHawks: Anthony Becht
Becht was a tight ends coach for the San Diego Fleet of the AAF.
Becht also played tight end in the NFL and scored 21 career touchdowns.
The XFL will kickoff this February. The XFL will have a player’s draft this month in November. The Wild Shamrock will update you on all the developments of the third spin of the XFL.