This weekend the UFL (United Football League) will kick off. Two spring leagues of the past, USFL and the XFL, united into one football league. Two leagues that had 8 teams each. If you do the math, that comes out to 16 teams. The new spring league took 4 teams from the old leagues to form 8 teams. The old argument over which league was better is over. All the best players are now fully loaded 8 rosters which could mean anyone can beat anyone on any given Saturday or Sunday. Since we could not figure out which teams will rise to the top in this league, we outsourced the problem and went with a local Gypsy.
USFL CONFERENCE
I like the Birmingham Stallions winning the USFL conference division because they are the team that has the most players that have experience in the NFL. Skip Holtz returns to coach the Stallions, and he has done very well winning back to back championships in the last two seasons in the USFL. Holtz will try for the three-peat with his third different quarterback. Matt Coral, who was drafted by the Carolina Panthers in the 3rd round of the NFL draft in 2022, gets the nod at starter. Holtz still has his QB1 from 2022, J’Mar Smith, who led the Stallions all the way that first season of the USFL. Holtz gets the best out of his quarterbacks as Alex McGough was the MVP of the USFL last year. McGough found a new job backing up Jordan Love in Green Bay. The Stallions did not have many weaknesses the last two seasons. They did address their defense by drafting some talented guys off teams that folded. They still have the main core the last two seasons. Birmingham had the biggest fan bases in the USFL which will help them during their home games as always.
The Memphis Showboats I like grabbing the number two playoff seed in the USFL conference. First thing is the Showboats no longer have Todd Haley as their head coach. Haley is pond scum. They hired the former New Orleans Breakers head coach John DeFilippo who will bring a solid offensive scheme to the Showboats. The Showboats also improved their quarterback position drafting Cookus Case, the former Philadelphia Stars man behind center. Cookus was one of the best quarterbacks in the USFL the last two seasons. This time he will be protected with an offensive line, not the broken down turnstyle he had with the Stars. The Showboats defense jelled after a rocky start in the first two weeks. The Showboats still have Carnell Lake as their defensive coordinator. The Showboats still have their core guys from last year. Head Coach DeFilippo drafted some of his former Breakers players which include outside linebacker Vontae Diggs, who will be a force with his new team. You know Coach Lake is licking his chops with Diggs. The Showboats have play makers& with Cookus behind center could be a top 4 team easily.
HOW THE USFL SHAKES OUT IN THE STANDINGS
TEAMS | WINS | LOSSES |
Birmingham Stallions | 8 | 2 |
Memphis Showboats | 6 | 4 |
Michigan Panthers | 4 | 6 |
Houston Roughnecks | 3 | 7 |
XFL CONFERENCE
XFL CONFERENCE WINNER: ST.LOUIS BATTLEHAWKS
I like the St.Louis BattleHawks winning the XFL conference division because they have the best quarterback in the UFL, AJ McCarron. McCarron works well with the BattleHawks head coach, Anthony Becht. Reminds me of Drew Brees and Sean Payton’s relationship back in the days when New Orleans Saints were winning lots of games each season, The UFL championship game will be hosted in St. Louis which will give this BattleHawks team extra motivation to get there. The fan base of St.Louis by far the biggest in the UFL from past years. Nobody wants to play the BattleHawks in St.Louis.
Second seed in the XFL Conference: DC Defenders
I like St.Louis arch rival DC Defenders taking the second playoff seed in the XFL conference. The Defenders beat the BattleHawks twice last year. The Defenders will have back their starting quarterback from last season in Jordan Ta’amu. They also have the XFL head coach of the year in Reggie Barlow. Barlow uses a power run game with his duel threat quarterbacks. He also has an optimistic defense that can take advantage of mistakes from opposing offenses and cash in. The defense will still be run by Greg Williams, the director of the old New Orleans Saints bounty gate scandal. The Defenders had the best record in regular season last year. They made it all the way to the championship to lose to the Renegades of Arlington in the first XFL title game since 2001. The Defenders have a solid fan base in Washington, a drunken crowd out having fun as they invented the beer snake. A large snake made out of beer cups.
HOW THE XFL CONFERENCE SHAKES OUT IN THE STANDINGS
TEAMS | WINS | LOSSES |
St. Louis BattleHawks | 7 | 3 |
DC Defenders | 6 | 4 |
Arlington Renegades | 5 | 5 |
San Antonio Brahmas | 2 | 8 |
I like the two top dogs meeting in the first UFL championship game.
St.Louis BattleHawks versus Birmingham Stallions in the first ever UFL Championship. I have AJ McCarron doing his Tom Brady impression winning a championship in his own stadium like he did when he played for the Buccaneers. Unless the Stallions have a three-peat on their minds. I like the idea of the Stallions on the road in the hostile environment. If you remember, the Stallions were the hub city in the first ever USFL reboot season. They were the only team that built up a fan base that season. They were a hub team again last year with other teams getting their status as well. The Stallions did win their championships in Canton, Ohio on neutral ground.
I like the USFL conference making the history in the first season of the UFL. Birmingham wins their third championship in a row. This as they complete the three-peat with three different quarterbacks as well.