With a new NFL season approaching quickly, teams are getting ready as we speak, knocking the rust off. The vile taste of Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs winning yet another Superbowl is almost out of our mouths. Your fantasy football leagues are emerging from your email list. A new season means you could have high hopes right now as almost every fan base should have. You know what your team needs. You may lie awake at night thinking about players on the team you follow and ask: Could they have a break out season? Teams like the Bears have a brand new quarterback behind center. Is this the year we will see an actual quarterback sighting in the Windy City? Caleb Williams comes in cocky. He has the keys to the brand new car in Chicago which now has a souped up sports car of an offense. Williams could be the savior in Chicago or could fall on the list of despised quarterbacks as I do have some Bears on this list of filth, slime, and people that make the bile in your stomach so toxic it takes weeks to recover. Quarterbacks do those things to us. Either on your own team or definitely the opposing teams. Some of these quarterbacks are just bad dudes. On and off the field. My list means I will the Judge, Jury and the Executioner of the 12 men behind center that are just toxic to our society. I will start with number 12 being the least douchey and number one being the ultimate bag of douche.

#12. RYAN LEAF

Ryan Leaf was drafted number 2 overall in the 1998 NFL draft. He was a BUST. His starting record as a QB was 4-17 as he completed only 48% of his passes. He tallied up 3,666 passing yards, with 14 touchdown passes and threw 36 interceptions. He lasted 4 seasons – 3 with the Chargers & one with the Cowboys. He came in with an attitude. He alienated his teammates and fans with his attitude. He had a poor work ethic. The famous interview where he chews out a reporter who was asking him some questions and doing his job. After football he fought the law and lost. Several drug arrests. He was convicted in these arrests and served 7 years in prison. In 2020 he was arrested again for domestic abuse.

#11. CADE MCNOWN

Cade McNown was drafted in the first round number 12 overall in the 1999 NFL draft by the Chicago Bears. McNown thought his shit did not stink coming from the West coast as he attended UCLA. His career lasted only two seasons as he played in only 25 games. His record as a starting quarterback was 3-12. He did better than Leaf as he completed 54.6% of his passes for 16 touch down passes and 19 interceptions. The south paw quarterback tallied 3,111 passing yards. Off the field he was part of the UCLA handicapped parking scam. Why would an able bodied football player need a handicap sticker? Taking parking spots from people who needed them. He racked up multiple fines for his part in obtaining a Handicap sticker. He held out for more money after he was drafted. Then bragged to the veterans on the Bears at the time about his riches. He quit on his team more than once. He had a bad attitude and poor work ethic.

#10. JOHNNY MANZIEL

Johnny Manziel may have had one of the best nicknames in the game of football. Johnny Football was a another bust that lasted only two seasons in the NFL both with the Browns. Cleveland drafted Manziel in the first round 22nd overall. He played only 14 NFL games, and he was 2-6 as a starter. Johnny Football and his money signs did not make him a stud QB as he completed 57% of his passes for 7 touchdown passes along 7 interceptions. Perhaps a few 7&7’s at halftime he completed. He tallied up only 1,675 passing yards. It was the partying that push him out of the sport. Drinking and doing drugs. He had a concussion and missed a week 17 game as he was in disguise in Vegas. He had multiple incidents with the law including domestic abuse and assault charges. He led the NFL in violating the league’s substance abuse policy. You can say Manziel was a bust as well. Poor attitude. Bad work ethic. Rubbed people the wrong way. Selfish player.

#9. RUSSEL WILSON

If the Seahawks would have run the ball with Marshawn Lynch at the goal line in Superbowl XLIV, they would have beat the Patriots that night. Instead of two rings Russell Wilson has one. I used to like Wilson & thought he was a solid quarterback with Seattle. He started right away in his rookie season and turned heads his first season in the NFL. In Wilson’s career he has a record of 115-72-1 as a starter. He has 43,653 passing yards with 334 touchdown passes compared to only 106 interceptions. Can you say Prima Donna? Wilson orchestrated a trade to get out of Seattle to land in Denver. This is when you learn about the real Russell Wilson who wanted his own office with his new team. Why would any players have their own office? They have their own locker. The Broncos paid him a ton of money and he was hated in the locker room because he alienated his teammates. All the money and all the clauses of pampering in his contract meant the Broncos had to cut ties with him and eat the money.

#8. BRETT FARVE

I probably liked Brett Farve when he wore a Vikings uniform for two reasons. First because he gave his old team the Packers a taste of their own medicine facing them twice in a season. Then Bounty Gate. Yes the New Orleans defense had a bounty on Farve’s head in that 2009 NFC Championship game. The Saints defense beat up on Farve like he was a red-headed step child. My biggest problem with Farve is he was the beginning of the Packers domination over the Bears that is still going on. The 1980’s ended with Mike Ditka’s Bears beating up on the Packers for a decade. So you can say Farve was the Bears’ first landlord. More on that later. Farve had a hell of a career. He played in 302 NFL games. His record as a starter was 186-112 as he threw for 71,838 yards with 508 touchdown passes. He was a gunslinger and had 336 interceptions. He won a Superbowl. He was like Cal Ripken as an iron man starting every game. Brett Farve was also a disgrace. He bitched and bitched his way out of Green Bay because Aaron Rodgers was waiting. Then with the Jets, the one season he had there, he was caught up in a sexual harassment scandal in the city that never sleeps and likes to get it on. After he hung up the spikes, he has taken money from people that were expecting him to speak at engagements in his own home state of Mississippi. Never showed up. He’s been a part of a welfare fund scandal in his own state where he was born and raised. He was part of some bad people that helped divert about 95 million in funds to invest into his own stuff instead of getting a new volleyball arena for the University where he played football at Southern Mississippi. How much money was going to other needs in the state? One of the best quarterbacks of all-time but a bad dude at the end of it all.

#7. PATRICK MAHOMES

Patrick Mahomes may be the next Tom Brady. Mahomes has already won three Superbowls and just completed back to back titles for the Chiefs. As a starter behind center in regular season he is 74-22. He’s completing 66.5% of his passes. He has tallied up to 28,424 passing yards. He has thrown 219 touchdown passes to 63 interceptions. When you win everyone wants to knock you off your perch. When Mahomes first started in the NFL I rooted for him against the Evil Empire dynasty the Patriots. When you win it changes a person. You become under the microscope with several annoyances. Mahomes has become the biggest cry baby in the league if he does not get it his way. Mahomes is a rare talent in the league. He’s like a point guard in basketball making it all happen when he first touches the ball. Houdini-like and improv-like. He has beaten my Bills in heartbreak losses I suffered. Bills fans should be used to that in their general history. Raise your hand if you’re sick of the State Farm commercials. Mahomes when he does win he has to explain why he beat you from what the media was saying to something the opposing team said in dramatics. Enough of the twin brother and your father who’s a jail bird. Throw in the meat head Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift along with Mahomes. They should be heading up the despised quarterback rankings list in year to come.

#6. JAY CUTLER

Smoking Jay Cutler had a license to steal money in the NFL because he had all the tools to be a great quarterback. In Chicago they still have a cult following for this guy who did not give a shit about the fans or the team he was playing for. Cutler has almost all the Chicago Bears passing records. That is not saying much because the franchise’s best quarterback was Sid Luckman and he played in the 1940’s where running the ball was bigger than passing the rock. As a starter Cutler had a losing record in the NFL with a 74-79 record behind center. He completed 62% of his passes. He chucked the ball for 35,133 passing yards. He threw 227 touch down passes. He was a gunslinger who had 160 interceptions. The problem with the interceptions its when you throw them. Cutler’s mistakes would go for many pick sixes. His interceptions cost the team wins late in games. Or his mistake would turn the momentum of the game in the other team’s favor. The Bears were sucked into this dream he would be the answer to the quarterback position that haunted this franchise for decades so they kept paying him. Many Bears fans never have seen a good quarterback. Cutler still has assembled a fan base like the Chicago Cardinals fans who are drying up with age. He didn’t care about his teammates, fans, or the front office as he took his money with that smug look on his face and went home to his model girlfriend at the time.

#5. COLIN KAEPERNICK

Colin Kaepernick should not be relished as some kind of saint, martyr or symbol for justice. He’s a fraud sell out and got paid by Nike as some kind of trail blazer then by the NFL just to go away. The legendary folk tales are fish stories about how good he was and how great he would be still for a team in present day. The try outs he has had no team sign him. Then his auditions for all the NFL to see him would be moved at the last minute as the scouts could not find him. He played in 69 games in the NFL and his record as a starting quarterback was 28-30. He completed 59.8% of his passes as he tallied 12,271 passing yards. He threw 72 touchdown passes with 30 regular season interceptions. Kaepernick is a one year wonder maybe two seasons most. His first season he was electric as a duel threat and helped the 49ers finish strong. Then he helped them make it to the Superbowl versus the Ravens. The 49ers were going to make the playoffs that year without Kaepernick as Alex Smith had them at the door step. If Kaepernick wanted to play quarterback he would have shown his talents in one of many of these spring football leagues. Instead he fought for Police reform kneeling during the National Anthem on company time as he used his soap box once again on company time. No team wanted to deal with this public relations nightmare like Kaepernick after his stand. Should say kneel. He is probably benefiting not playing football because the last two seasons with the 49ers he was not very good. He made money because the world were convinced he was banned from the NFL. He wanted them all to believe that as it improved his football career. They thought about the two seasons he did well but people tend to forget the league caught on to Kaepernick. If he signed somewhere and actually played, he’d probably lose his money from Nike as he would be a bad quarterback. It was not all about Police reform. It was about padding Colin’s bank account. Why do fans forget he is half white and half black? Not buying what this dude was shoveling. Go away already, enough is enough.

#4. TOM BRADY

Tom Freaking Brady is like the Barry Bonds of the MLB. These guys have all the talent in the world but still find a way to cheat and win. Brady was involved in Deflate Gate. The league made up a fumble rule just for Tom Freaking Brady, a 7 X Superbowl champion. He is the Goat of the NFL like Lebron James is to the NBA. Everyone hates winners. In Chicago we had the greatest NBA player of all-time in the 80’s and 90’s. Michael Jordan and his six titles I’m sure people were sick of seeing this guy collect trophies. Brady embarrassed my Buffalo Bills for over a decade. It was nauseating seeing Brady and Bill Belichick win it year after year. Brady played in 335 NFL games and is the best QB to walk the planet. His starting record was 251-82 which is sick. He completed 64.3% of his passes and tallied 89,214 passing yards. He threw 649 touchdown passes and had 214 interceptions. All the MVP’s all the pro bowl games. He has the biggest ego of all time. He left a model wife just to play one more meaningless season of football in the NFL. Not an ounce of fat on his frame from the crazy diet he is involved in. One cheeseburger & he would be hospitalized. If Brady is not playing for your team, he is a thorn in your side for decades of watching the Patriot dynasty last so long. After being free from his presence as he’s finally retired now, he will be broadcasting games. Oh goody we have to hear this guy speak and probably tell all his tales from the gridiron. Hope your television has an operational mute button.

#3. AARON RODGERS

I hope the gangrene tradition continues. X Green Bay quarterbacks get traded to the Jets & then die off. Aaron Rodgers is a jag off. He did the same thing Brett Farve did to him – bitch about the team drafting a quarterback. Then he bitched and bitched until they finally traded him to the Jets. Rodgers has won one Superbowl in his career. He is one of the best quarterbacks of all-time as he played 231 regular season games. He has a 148-75-1 record as a starter. He has completed 65.3% of his passes while tallying up 59,055 passing yards. He has thrown 475 touchdown passes and has 105 interceptions. He has several MVP’s and has made a ton of pro bowl games. Rodgers went from dating a Goddess like Danica Patrick and doing his annoying double discount check for State Farm in commercials, to some gothic creep. He lied about being vaccinated during the 2020 NFL season which was played during a pandemic. He’s been a thorn in the Bears’ side just like Farve. One game he beat the Bears while scoring a touchdown yelling to the Chicago fans, “I own you.” He is the second landlord of the Bears. The record of Farve and Rodgers versus the Bears took the rival out of this match up and just call it what it is. A bloody massacre. How many people actually smiled when he was knocked out in his very first game in the first drive in the first quarter wearing a Jets uniform. Like Russel Wilson, Rodgers is a Prima Donna. The Packers front office had to cater to Rodgers way too long. I would love to see Rodgers’ career end on his sour play this upcoming season.

#2. MIKE VICK

Mike Vick was overrated as a quarterback when he played for the Falcons. One good hit would end that jive turkey’s season. Vick after serving time in jail would redefine his football career with the Eagles having maybe his best season of his career. You know why he went to jail. Running a dog fighting ring in the back of his mansion. Multiple dogs on his property would be used for sport in Vick’s world as they’d be thrown into a ring to pretty much fight to the death. As Vick and his cronies would place their bets on which animal would win. Vick would miss two seasons for his side hustle venture in dog fighting. He played 143 games in the NFL and ended up having a winning record of 61-51-1. He was a duel threat style quarterback which most of the time he was better with his legs than his arm. He completed only 56.2% of his passes. He threw 133 touchdowns and was picked off 88 times. He was paid well in the NFL as he bred pit bulls and you know the good ole U.S.A. loves dogs. The good dogs which were probably trained to be mean SOB’s were promoted to the ring. The bad ones that were probably beaten to a bloody pulp were exterminated. When he got out of jail he says he was reformed. He got another 100 million dollar contract from the Eagles. Maybe he should have been sent to North Korea and served his time with the dictator, Kim Jong Un. In North Korea dogs are not pets, they are food. See how many dog burritos Vick can stuff down his throat. Hate when the chew toy gets in the meat sauce.

#1.DESHAUN WATSON

No shit Sherlock that my dear Watson in Deshaun is number one on this list. Deshaun Watson seems to be a dog that escaped Mike Vick’s house and has shit on the world being mistreated. This Dawg in Cleveland has not been mistreated as he is a dog who should be neutered and even put down after multiple women claimed he sexual harassed them during his massage therapy sessions. How many therapists gave in and let Watson have his way with them. Ironic this happened in Houston. Then the Texans traded him to Cleveland where their fan base call their field the Dawg Pound. Watson is being paid guaranteed money in Cleveland which adds up to multiple armored cars stocked to the brim in big bills. You wonder how this guy did not go to jail for letting out little Watson to play with others without their consent? On the field he can play the quarterback position. In 66 games in the NFL he has a 36-29 record. He has completed 66.5% of his passes for a total of 16,756 passing yards. He has 118 touchdown passes and 45 interceptions. Before all the women came out of the woodwork in 2021, Watson wanted to be traded from the Texans. He was miffed at not having a say on who the front office should hire as Head Coach and General Manager. Watson would get his wish. All the women told their stories. Watson would miss an entire season because of all the accusations. In 2022 he was suspended most of the season and only played six games for the Browns. Last year he played only six games after suffering an injury. Watson still has not learned his lesson as he showed up to this season’s training camp with a chip on his shoulder. If he’d just accept what he did wrong, maybe just maybe people will move on. Like any sociopath he thinks he did nothing wrong. The Browns, like the Bears, are not very good at finding the guy behind center. You want to believe Watson is that guy as the team paid him that kind of money. Then you have to root for a guy that stooped to the level he stooped to. All the women in your life. Would you want that monster chasing them around like in some kind old school boss chasing his secretary around the office? How do you wear a jersey with the name Watson on the back?