It’s that time of the year where I throw my two cents into the ring and actually think I can predict the next Superbowl winner. We are about to be upon a brand new NFL season and I will show you that I have no clue about predicting division winners. Predicting wild card winners which would accumulate some kind of post-season predictions. I even threw out 8 different predictions during the regular season. What if I’m right? I’m a betting man and if you ask 20 girls you’d like to sleep with, perhaps one will say yes. More leads a sales person has, the more sales. Something should stick, but I just don’t know what until the end of the regular season and beyond in the NFL. Even though the conspirators think the NFL already has this upcoming season scripted with yet another Chiefs Superbowl title because Andy Reid has something on the Commissioner. I will not predict that kind of rubbish. I will not let the cat out of the bag, but the Chiefs are not going to win it all this year. Now that I said that, you have to be very curious if I have your team in the winners circle in New Orleans in February. Maybe you want to know if I think your team is good enough for the playoffs. I have predicted everyone’s record using special data. My old mindset that is soaked in booze on the bar stool and all those beer guzzling SOB’s I talk football with, as I don’t need special computers spitting out stats when I have my football posse. I’m sure the entire group has about two seasons worth of high school football under their belt as well. Why can’t the talent we have and the talent of your team win it all? Let’s find out and hope you like what we came up with. Remember you can’t win them all.

NFC

EAST

*EAGLES 10-7

COWBOYS 9-8

COMMANDERS 7-10

GIANTS 5-12

PREDICTION: Jayden Daniels will be voted Rookie of the Year.

NORTH

*PACKERS 12-5

LIONS 11-6

BEARS 10-7

VIKINGS 7-10

PREDICTION: Three teams from the North make the post-season

SOUTH

*FALCONS 9-8

SAINTS 8-9

BUCCANEERS 7-10

PANTHERS 3-14

PREDICTION: Derek Carr will be benched in favor of Spencer Rattler behind center sooner rather than later

WEST

49ERS 13-4

RAMS 11-6

CARDINALS 7-10

SEAHAWKS 6-11

PREDICTION: Cardinals wide receiver Marvin Harrison Jr. will be better than his father.

AFC

EAST

*BILLS 11-6

DOLPHINS 9-8

JETS 8-9

PATRIOTS 2-15

PREDICTION: Aaron Rodgers once again will not last the entire season for the Jets.

NORTH

BENGALS 10-7

RAVENS 10-7

BROWNS 8-9

STEELERS 7-10

PREDICTION: The Dawg pound will turn on Deshaun Watson.

SOUTH

JAGUARS 10-7

TEXANS 9-8

COLTS 7-10

TITANS 6-11

PREDICTION: Stephon Diggs will poison CJ Stroud.

WEST

CHIEFS 12-5

RAIDERS 8-9

CHARGERS 7-10

BRONCOS 6-11

PREDICTION: Raiders will give the Chiefs 2 of their 5 losses for the season

DIVISION WINNERS AND SEEDS

NFC

#1. 49ers #2. PACKERS #3. EAGLES #4. FALCONS

AFC

#1. CHIEFS #2. BILLS #3 BENGALS #4. JAGUARS

WILD CARDS

NFC

#1. LIONS #2. RAMS #3. BEARS

AFC

#1. RAVENS #2. DOLPHINS #3 TEXANS

SUPERBOWL

THE DETROIT LIONS ARE KINGS OF THE JUNGLE

I have the Lions winning their first ever Superbowl with two teams that have never won one in their franchise history. The Bengals will end up losing their 4th Superbowl in franchise history and two of them with Joe Burrow behind center.