We went 3-1 last round in our NBA predictions. Only to continue to get burned by the Portland Trail Blazers. Are they for real? Did the road to the NBA FINALS just get easier for the Warriors? Will the Durant injury be fatal enough to derail the Warriors? Can almighty Buck bring another ice age to the raptors?
THE WESTERN CONFERENCE
GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS VERSUS PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS
Portland Trail Blazers keep making us eat crow. We thought since they were missing one of their best players to start the playoffs, they would have been ousted in the very first round. Sure you can say the Trail Blazers led by Damian Lilliard and CJ McCollum have made the playoffs six straight seasons. This is the first time they got past the first round. Both Lilliard and McCollum are playing out of their minds since the playoffs have started. Will that keep up against the defending champions?
The Golden State Warriors have suddenly hit an injury bug. They have lost Boogie Cousins in the first round and he is out the rest of the playoffs. Then Kevin Durant has been out with a calf injury. We can not forget the Warriors have won before either of these players arrived in Golden State. Can they win without Durant is the big question?
Warriors have made it to the NBA finals the last four seasons. Last time Portland made it to the finals was back in 1992 where Clyde the Glide Drexler lost to the best player ever in the NBA. Michael Jordan Bulls. Last time the Blazers won the NBA championship was in 1971. Warriors last season. I think with Durant out, Stephen Curry and the rest of the group become even hungrier to prove they can get to the finals without a Durant. I think the Blazers finally cool off. I think it’s old times as Warriors make quick work of the Blazers and advance to the finals for the fifth straight year. Can you say splash brothers?
WARRIORS IN FIVE
EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS
MILWAUKEE BUCKS VERSUS TORONTO RAPTORS
It took the Toronto Raptors seven games to knock off the the Philadelphia 76ers. The Raptors since they came into the league back in 1995 have only made the conference championship one time, in 2016 to lose. It took a last second jumper from Kawhi Leonard to get the team to its second eastern conference championship.
The Milwaukee Bucks man handled the Celtics after they won a game. The Bucks had the best record in the whole entire league with 60 victories. This is another city that has not won in it seems like forever. 1971 was the last time the Bucks prevailed as champions. It’s been two decades since the Bucks have made it to the Eastern conference finals.
This will be the first Eastern Conference Championship not involving Lebron James in a very long time. THANK GOD!! That got very old and exhausting. The Raptors have the more playoff experienced roster compared to the Bucks. The Bucks have the best player in the league with Giannis.
We need Stu Grimson to take us out to the back of the shed and calmly beat some common sense into our woeful playoff hockey picking in the second round.
PLEASE NOT THE FACE:
Going 1-3 in the last round deserves a new look, I guess. However we are feeling confident as we are going the opposite. Like George Costanza picking the opposite of what he is thinking. This will help when we predict the two teams in the Stanley Cup.
BOSTON BRUINS VERSUS CAROLINA HURRICANES
The Hurricanes have been blowing through the playoffs with strong winds. Blowing away the defending Stanley Cup champions.The Hurricanes handled an Islanders team that is strictly all about the defense. Wiped out an Islander team that was coached by last year’s Champion Capitals. The team is young and hungry. They love having fun. They like to celebrate their wins with NFL end zone types of stuff.
The Bruins have the best power play. They have the best goalie still standing in the net. Tuuka Rask has been awesome with a .938 save percentage. They are a team with plenty of depth. A team that still has a few of their old core from their last Stanley Cup. Bruins are one of the two teams left that have scored over 100 points in regular season.
THE X-FACTOR: ZDENO CHARA
This series will not be the Hurricanes as David and Chara as Goliath. Zdeno Chara will make every Hurricane feel like they aged ten years after this series. He will push them around like how the Gooch pushed around Arnold Jackson on Different Strokes. The kids will cry when all is said and done.
BRUINS WIN IN SIX
ST.LOUIS BLUES VERSUS SAN JOSE SHARKS
Who the hell is Jordan Binnington? He has been the Blues’ messiah behind the net. Perhaps he sold his soul to the devil. He is the biggest reason why the Blues, who should have been out in the first round, are not on summer vacation. Can the Blues snap a drought of 49 years of not being able to make it to the big prom dance with Stanley? That kind of sounds gay. But in the happy sense, the Blues are and have been very awesome on the road. Home ice is not a threat and perhaps not even the Shark tank.
San Jose Sharks like to live on the edge so far in the playoffs. Go very deep into each series and finally knock off their opponent in game seven. Like Rocky Balboa trying and determined to go the distance versus Apollo Creed. Sharks have taken out two talented teams that are no slouches. The Golden Knights and the Avalanche were picked by many. Sharks are built to win this now with all the veterans that they are stocked up in. You have to like the depth of this team and all this experience is playing great hockey. They have Joe Pavelski back.They have home ice. They are the other team that has had 100 points in regular season. They have all the breaks bouncing their way.
THE X-FACTOR ERIK KARLSSON
Erik Karlsson has been awesome on the defensive side on the ice for the Sharks. Helping run the power play. Helping on the penalty kill. He has that wicked slap shot that explodes off his stick from half ice. His stellar defense has helped out his goalie Martin Jones to see less shots. Which has helped with his confidence in stopping what he does see.
Sharks have been the only team we have been right about throughout this whole mess of upsets in the NHL playoffs in 2019.
In 2018 the Arizona Cardinals drafted Josh Rosen as their future quarterback out of UCLA. The Cardinals moved up to get the young gunslinger at number ten and traded some draft picks to seal the deal. Only a year later, the Cardinals this time had the number one draft pick in 2019, which means things did not go right in 2018. The Cardinals could not pass up a dual threat type of quarterback that can run and throw. A Heisman trophy winner. A very athletic type of person not only great in football, but who can play well in baseball. You could of said the next Bo Jackson. However Kyler Murray chose football over baseball. Then the Cardinals chose Kyler over Josh. The Cardinals traded Josh Rosen after the draft to the Miami Dolphins. What if the Arizona Cardinals made the wrong choice?
If you compared both Josh Rosen and Kyler Murray’s college resume, who is the better quarterback without taking a professional snap? Hands down Kyler Murray. When the San Diego Chargers drafted Phillip Rivers they had Drew Brees already in place. Eventually Brees was let go due to an injury. Phillip Rivers and Drew Brees were even teammates for two seasons. Who was the better college quarterback between Drew Brees and Phillip Rivers? Stat wise goes to Phillip Rivers as the better college quarterback. Both had similar numbers though. Rivers had a higher rating and completion percentage but the yards and touch downs thrown are pretty close. The Chargers figured Brees’ days were done when he got injured. However if they thought Drew Brees was the guy, they would have never drafted Phillip Rivers.
How can you pass up on somebody very athletic like a Kyler Murray. He was so athletic he was picked in the first round in two major sports. He was picked number one over all in football. People will compare him to Russell Wilson of the Seattle Seahawks. Wilson has two Superbowl appearances and a ring from winning one of them. Wilson now is one of the highest paid quarterbacks in the league. Kyler Murray last year was outstanding as he led the Oklahoma Sooners to the Orange Bowl. Kyler Murray passed for over 4000 yards while completing 69% of his passes. He had 42 touchdowns in the air. Threw only 7 interceptions. Then the dual threat also ran for over a 1000 yards while scoring twelve touchdowns.
Josh Rosen completed only 60.8% of his passes at UCLA. The original plan for Josh Rosen was to watch from the sidelines. Sam Bradford the starting quarterback for the beginning of the 2018 season was God awful. Rosen was thrown into the wolves den which would actually be Bears.The Bears defense is the first action he faced in the NFL. That has to ruin many young quarterbacks’ confidence taking on the best defense in the league and surviving. Rosen did survive and he went on to play the rest of the regular season. Josh Rosen played in 13 games in his very first year in the NFL. He threw for 2,278 yards in the air. He had 11 touchdowns and yikes, 14 interceptions. Rosen had the worst offensive line in the league. Cardinals should be ashamed of themselves to have no protection at the time for their future. Rosen also had to work with a few different offensive coordinators. Plus he had no rushing attack. Larry Fitzgerald was their best receiver and he got hurt. The rest were a bunch of bums. With all those circumstances he went into Green Bay and knocked the Packers out. Which cost them the playoffs and their long time head coach who was fired after that game.
The only knock on Kyler Murray is that he is short to play quarterback in the NFL. He is only a hair shorter than Russell Wilson when he arrived in the NFL. Drew Brees has been vertically challenged his whole career as a quarterback in the league and look what he has done. The Murray pick does look like a no brainer. However some people thought Ryan Leaf was better than Peyton Manning that year they both got drafted. Dual threats like Murray need to follow the same blueprints of Steve Young and Russell Wilson. Not just become a running quarterback like Mike Vick and RG III. Which those two have experienced multiple injuries. Injuries after which they were not the same each time they came back. But the difference between Young and Wilson over the dog killer and RG III is getting hit. Murray needs to be able to pass in the pocket and run when he needs to. Not running for your life Charlie Brown on every other play. Vick and RGIII and many other running quarterbacks can not just stand in pocket all Sunday and throw. Sometimes it could take one hit and Kyler Murray might not have much of a career. He has to show he can stand in the pocket and deliver the ball right when he is being tackled. We know he can throw on the run. We know he can run like Forest Gump.
Drew Brees left San Diego and won a Superbowl with the New Orleans Saints. He has become one of the top quarterbacks of all-time. He is playing still at a high level closing in on 40 years of age. Phillip Rivers has been an Iron Man type in Chargers history. He has won a few playoff games. Never has gotten to the Superbowl. If you can find a Charger fan, they will tell you they should have kept Drew Brees. In the NFL sometimes a quarterback will be traded to second team and take off. Brett Farve was in Atlanta and then traded to Green Bay. If Kyler Murray does pretty good like Phillip Rivers is doing in LA, the Cardinals will be very happy with that. Rivers is a great quarterback. However if Josh Rosen leads the Dolphins to a Superbowl and Murray never gets there, this move will go South for the Arizona organization for giving up on him that quick. Both these quarterbacks will be compared for years to come. If both of them stay in the league and become starters for their team, for years they will be dissected like a worm in 8th grade science class. The Cardinals are like that person who gets married just because the person said yes, which is Josh Rosen. Then the long years of the secret crush turns out to be available and likes you back as you drool all over yourself. Suddenly you drop the Rosen like a bad habit. Just hope she does not come back with confidence to beat your team in the big game like a Brees in the night.
In the first round we went 6-2 in the 8 playoff match ups. We took a gamble on the Nets upsetting the Sixers. It looked like we had something there. But that blew up in our face. Not sure why we get suckered into picking the Oklahoma Thunder year after year. It bit us in the rear once again. We still went 6-2.
The first round we picked after kicking our glue habit for only a week.
Obviously we still have a drinking problem. Don’t pour gasoline on yourself. Don’t stab yourself in the chest or that will be a bloody mess.
We Know Kareem Abdul Jabbar.
The tall pilot in the plane with the sky hook may have helped us pick round two of the 2019 NBA Playoffs. Now you have to read what is going down in round two. Probably nothing to get excited over. But you made it this far so dive right in.
WESTERN CONFERENCE
GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS VERSUS HOUSTON ROCKETS
Will the Warriors have problems with the Boogie Man being injured? Boogie Cousins aka the Boogie man was uncovered in the Clippers series and will be gone the rest of the playoffs. Meanwhile The Rockets were 3-1 versus the Warriors in regular season. This is starting to be the norm in Western conference when the Rockets meet the Warriors in one of the rounds in the Western playoffs. Rockets gave the Warriors their biggest challenge in the playoffs last season. Can they do it again and have enough in the tank to prevail this go around? James Harden and Chris Paul still have their work cut out for them. No Boogie but the Warriors still have Seth Curry, Klay Thompson and Kevin Durant. Boogie Cousins did not play for the Warriors last year. Plus Steve Kerr has an option with Andre Iguodala to sick on James Harden.
HOUSTON YOU STILL HAVE A PROBLEM
The Rockets don’t have the depth to out slug the Warriors in a best out of seven series.
WARRIORS IN 6
PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS VERSUS DENVER NUGGETS
The Portland Trail Blazers handled the Thunder with ease in the first round. They did that without one of their star players who is out for the year, center Jusif Nurkic. The Thunder have a history of flopping in the first round as that has been a common thing since Kevin Durant went Golden. The Denver Nuggets were battle tested with the Spurs in a long series that the Nuggets finally concluded. Nothing to be ashamed of as the Spurs can give most teams a fight even without the weapons they used to have. Damian Lillard came up big for the Trail Blazers in round one. He will have to play out of his mind to get his team past the Nuggets. The Trail Blazers will have lots of problems trying to contain Nikola Jokic. The Nuggets were the second best team in the West all season. I think the long series versus the Spurs will help the Nuggets in this round.
Nikola Jokic will strut his stuff in round two. Nice rainbows from all over the court. RIP CITY AFTER RIP CITY FOR THE NUGGETS!!!!
NUGGETS IN FIVE
EASTERN CONFERENCE
TORONTO RAPTORS VERSUS PHILADELPHIA 76ERS
Both of these teams have made trades in the regular season to help their team get better. The Raptors have had more games played together as a team in their trades than the 76ers. The Philadelphia 76ers have the better starting five going head to head with Toronto. The Raptors have more depth that will help them get through a seven game series if needed. I do like the Toronto Raptors defense which might be the best remaining. I know it is the NBA and most think it is just an offensive game. But defense is still the key in any sport. Plus it is the key in winning championships in almost very sport. This should be a well played series.
The man above will miss a key shot in a key game that will cost the 76ers. I see also Jimmy Butler will try to do more than he can and that will hurt his team. Taking shots he should not take. Missing a wide open guy. He will bring the 76ers down in round two.
RAPTORS IN SEVEN
MILWAUKEE BUCKS VERSUS BOSTON CELTICS
People thought the Celtics were on life support. Maybe every Boston professional sports team has an easy button they can push, and the team suddenly thrives in the playoffs. Maybe they are just bored and love drama in regular season to keep things interesting. Brad Stevens has some great schemes as the Celtics easily handled the Pacers. Milwaukee is the number one team in the Eastern Conference. Bucks offensive when things are rolling looks very hard to contain. Kyrie Irving will come alive in this series and the Celtics will need his best games if they want to get past the Almighty Bucks. I like Brook Lopez down and under and able to easily beat his defender Al Horford. I also think Gordon Haywood will make some noise in this series. The Celtics will throw the kitchen sink after the Bucks but Milwaukee pulls out this series out at the very bitter end.
The American Alliance Football League has been done for weeks now. Weeks since the league folded up operations and called it a season, only eight games into the season. Shutting the door on two regular season games and the playoffs. All the hard work, effort and no championship game. This would have been the weekend for the first ever AAF title game. It was going to be played in Dallas. It had been moved there, originally it was going down in Vegas. No worries in either city because it is a game that never happened because the creators never had a good game plan. To rely on a shyster in Carolina who pulled the plug on the whole thing because these rich tycoons were never on the same page.
It’s another football league that bites the dust. It was a league where many of the stadiums were pretty much empty as games played. It did have a pretty good television following. Some will tell you if they had gotten through season one, the league may have survived. This league never got to finish one season, like those other leagues. The game on the field was getting better each week as the season went on. By far this league was better than most of the other leagues before it, that are resting in peace. However they at least can say they had a championship game. You’d love to see the players and coaches just play the playoffs without the the rich tycoons who ruined everything. Just in a undisclosed location, like a turkey bowl with friends and family. It may be too late for that idea.
I believe the Championship game would have been the Arizona Hot shots versus the Orlando Apollos. Which might have been a very entertaining game like they had in regular season when these two met. We will never know because they did not get the proper send off. However we will give the American Alliance the proper send off with the final power rankings ever for the league. You could say it should have been done weeks ago. Very true. We kind of got busy with other stuff. Sorry for the wait. Read them and you decide who should have won the championship.
THE FINAL POWER RANKINGS IN THE AAF
#1.ORLANDO APOLLOS (7-1) Their record says the Apollos were the best team in the league the whole year. The last few games the Apollos were beat by the Hot Shots.You could say the Express should have beat them in the very last game. A bad call from the Ref helped seal the deal for the Apollos against that Express team. They had to comeback and win that one in crunch time. Garrett Gilbert came down to earth and threw two picks in that very last game.
The Apollos still won seven games and that is from having good quarterback play in Gilbert. Even though in his last game he threw a few picks, he still marched his team back down the field to get the go ahead scores. Overall the Apollos have a solid team and I think they would have been in the Championship game. They probably would have been favored whoever they played. Plus the X-factor, their head coach Steve Spurrier.
Spurrier to me was the best coach in the league. His team was well coached. They hardly made mistakes. They never shot themselves in the foot like that Salt Lake City team. With a great offensive team and a defensive team, the Apollos had both. With the coaching of Spurrier, they would have probably won the first ever championship.
#2.ARIZONA HOT SHOTS (5-3) The Hot Shots were hot right out of the gates. Then they cooled off and did not look very good. Then they suddenly caught on fire once again.They were the only team to beat the Apollos. They beat up on the Commanders in the very last game they played. In my opinion they would have gotten to the championship. They might have even won the championship. The defense had some big names that played in the NFL. Steve Johnson was like the Ray Lewis of this team. Minus the murders in Atlanta.
Then Will Sutton down the stretch, former Chicago Bear and Sun devil was having some big games on that Hot Shot defense. On offense they had one of the best receivers in the league, Rashard Ross, who can just fly pass you. Scoring touchdowns and dancing in the end zone was a regular thing. The Hot shots running game was one of the best in the league. John Wolford was either the best or second best quarterback in the league. The team was playing its best as the playoffs were on the horizon.
#3. SAN ANTONIO COMMANDERS (5-3) The whole year the Commanders were the second best team in the league. The Commanders were playing solid on defense. The Commanders offense was doing well. They have a great running back. Logan Woodside was getting better at chucking the ball downfield. They were sizzling red hot as they were beating up on teams. Then suddenly bad quarterback play occurred and the Commanders looked very ordinary. Woodside took a few hits in the pocket. The back up came in to close out the season. With two games left, they could have gotten things turned around and played well in the playoffs. From the eyeball, the quarterback play was definitely on the struggle bus.
The Commanders definitely had the fan support. They had to have had the biggest attendance in the league. The league probably envisioned turnouts across the league like they had in the Alamo dome.
#4.BIRMINGHAM IRON (5-3) The Iron were not a flashy team.They won by grinding it out each week. Running the football. Passing the ball when needed. They played a solid defense. Especially in the red zone they were one of the tops in the league. They won their last game to qualify for the post season that will never happen. Trent Richardson was a touchdown machine. He was starting to get some bigger runs as the season went on. I love the story of Luis Perez learning to play quarterback watching YouTube. The Iron’s weakness was their quarterback play. It would come and go. The Iron would have probably been eliminated very quickly in post season. But they made it and are one of the top four teams in the league.You feel sorry for Iron coach, Tim Lewis. Spent decades as an assistant coach to finally get a chance at being head coach at the age of 57.
Then he guided his team to the playoffs.Then they canceled the rest of the season. Talk about getting the rug pulled out from under you. The Iron also had this bad ass girl coaching.
#5.MEMPHIS EXPRESS (2-6) If this team had a stable quarterback from week one, they could have been a top team. First they tried the Hack. Christian Hackenberg was awful. Then Zach Mettenberger played well. He got hurt then they went and got Johnny Football. He shared time with the guy who should have started the season as quarterback, Brandon Silvers. Johhny Football did pretty good in limited action, but he was forced out with an injury. Brandon Silvers in his brief time looked like one of the elite quarterbacks in the league. The defense was solid. Loved the play of number 58 DeMarquis Gates at line backer. Reminded me of Wilbur Marshall, Mike Singletary’s former teammate.
He crushed people all season long. The Express had a legit defense in the Alliance. Give credit to Coach Mike Singletary who constructed a nice unit. Definitely we will miss Singletary ranting and raving on the sideline after a bad call by the referee.
Hope he lands another job as a head coach just to see his fiery passion for the game.
#6.SAN DIEGO FLEET (3-5) If Phillip Nelson stayed healthy perhaps this team would have been in the top four. The Fleet had three headed monster in the running game. Thunder, lightning, and the Sankey. They had some talented receivers, especially Nelson Spruce.
The defense was awesome at creating turnovers. Loved the play of AJ Tarpley at linebacker.
The Fleet played very well at home. On the road they played differently. I think the play of Mike Bercovici combined with the War and Peace playbook by Coach Mike Martz were the reasons why their battleship sank. If they would simplify the playbook and maybe less crucial mistakes by their quarterback. Maybe a simple playbook could have kept their number one quarterback on the field. The Fleet definitely had the best helmets in the league.
#7.SALT LAKE CITY STALLIONS (3-5) The Stallions defensive line looked like a group out of the show called the Mayans.
They also had a jumbo offensive line. They were very stout in the trenches. They were the best at stopping the run. They did a great job on the offensive side as well, opening up holes. The Stallions should have won more games than just three. Overall they had a very good defense. They had the best defensive end in the league, Karter Schult. He led the league in sacks. De’Mornay Pierson-El was one of the best receivers in the league as he was gobbled up by the NFL as soon as the Alliance closed the doors on the league. Josh Woodrum was not the worst quarterback in the league. This team failed because they shot themselves in the foot constantly. They reminded me of those Raider teams that led the league in penalties. Stupid cheap shots from their cast of Mayan bikers on the line to keep the other team’s drive going. Lots of other stupid penalties. The quarterback would throw the costly interception in key situations. No discipline at all. They knew how to ring the bell, but none of them ever answered in Salt Lake City.
#8.ATLANTA LEGENDS (2-6) The Legends to me were the worse team in the Alliance. On offense the team could move the ball up and down the field. In the red zone the drives would come to a halt and they settled for the field goals. They constantly turned over the ball. Issues with fumbling the ball were a concern every week with this team. The Legends had their own version of Jekyll and Hyde at quarterback position with Simms and Murray, who ended up splitting time at the end. Their offensive line was like Filene’s Basement’s sales as they could not stop a stampede of women running for the biggest deals on clothes. The defense was the brightest spot on this team. That unit came together briefly with the offense when they had a two game stretch with back to back wins. The team was doomed from the start with the revolving door with the coaching staff.
I will say Aaron Murray still has the hottest wife in the league as a bright spot for the Legends.
Legends also have a player with the best name in the league as another bright spot.
Bug Howard has to have a Beverly Goldberg in his life. He has to be her snuggly little bug..
After our round one predictions, we deserve to be in the penalty box. We deserve no Vancouver Canuck’s gal pressing her boobs against the glass like Adam Burrsh had when he played for the Sharks on his visit to Canada. We only predicted one playoff series correct and that was our super upset with the Sharks knocking off the Golden Knights. Maybe our morning Cheerios were spiked. In round one, lots of crazy things happen. Not talking about your girl when she is pissed off at you. The Tampa Bay Lightning ousted by the Blue Jackets in four games. Then the Champs were rocked like a Hurricane and not from the band the Scorpions. We have hit rock bottom and served our time in the penalty box.
‘I don’t know what gets into me around the holidays.’
Now that we are out we will give it another whirl to prove to ourselves we might have no idea when it comes to Hockey playoffs.
ROUND TWO
NEW YORK ISLANDERS VERSUS CAROLINA HURRICANES
Islanders handled the Penguins with ease in the first round. The Hurricanes took it to the champs and went the distance to game seven and won the series. The Islanders have home ice and plenty of rest. The Hurricanes are a very young team and play very loose and go out on the ice and has fun. I was wrong about both these teams in the first round. I think the key of this series will be the head coach of the Islanders, Barry Trotz. Yes the same Barry Trotz that led the Capitals to their first cup last year. Islanders lost one of their super stars to free agency before the season. The islanders responded with one of their best records since the 1980s. In the second round the Hurricanes, a young and inexperienced team runs out of gas.
ISLANDERS IN SIX
BOSTON BRUINS VERSUS COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS
Bruins repeated what they did last season in the first round by going the distance with the Maple Leafs and winning game 7 to advance to round two. The Blue Jackets absolutely stunned the Lightning in a four game sweep. Bruins will not be surprised by the Blue Jackets. Both teams play a physical style of hockey. The Bruins have been winning big games all season. The Blue Jackets core has come to play and the team is rising up. Guys like Matt Duchene and Artemi Panarin have been leading the charge as the team is averaging 4.75 goals per game.That is lighting the lamp. I think the Blue Jackets match up very well with the Bruins. Like last year, the Bruins seem on the same path to beat the Maple Leafs. Then they’ll fall in the second round due to going the full seven games in the first series two years in a row.
BLUE JACKETS IN SEVEN
ST. LOUIS BLUES VERSUS DALLAS STARS
Blues took down the Winnipeg Jets during which I think they kind of got lucky. I think the Jets made too many mistakes and gave the Blues the series. The Blues goalie made some huge stops to help the Blues prevail. Meanwhile Dallas Stars are not a very exciting team. But they do the little things to grind out games and earn the victories. Old fashioned good defense and great goal tending. The series comes down to the two goalies. Ben Bishop for the Stars. Jordan Binnington for the Blues. Bishop has been remarkable. 9.45 save percentage and only allowing 1.90 goals against. CHECK MATE goes to the Stars. The Stars have the best penalty killing team left in the playoffs. The Blues advanced in round two taking advantage of the penalties and scoring in those opportunities.
STARS IN SIX
COLORADO AVALANCHE VERSUS SAN JOSE SHARKS
The Avalanche has assembled some nice young talent. The Sharks pulled off a big shocker in the first round knocking off the Golden Knights. The best player left in the playoffs goes to the Avs. Nathan Mackinnon could carry this team for Colorado. The Sharks need Joe Pavelski to return if they want to knock off the Avalanche. The Sharks have more depth and experience that will help them fight off a young and hungry Avalanche team. Sharks goalie Martin Jones had some clunkers in round one in the net. However he also played well in a few games that helped them beat one of the best teams in the league. I like the Sharks high octane offense in this series.
It comes down to the man in the beard in this one who will help the Sharks prevail once again.
Last season the New England Patriots won the Superbowl in a year that looked like it was the end of the death star. Their weapons of mass destruction around the universe were not firing on all cylinders. The Patriots still were able to win the Superbowl. The off season has been brutal so far for the dark side. Many of the storm troopers have jumped ship and headed all over the galaxy, far far away to other teams. They have an owner that is in trouble. Then one of their big weapons on the ground assault is ready to hang up the spikes for good. Yes, some would call this weapon an ATAT. Some would call it imperial walker. The Evil Empire called it the Gronk. Rob Gronkowski is calling it quits and leaving the Patriots without one of their biggest weapons in the snow.
People would say the Gronk might be one of the top ten tight ends of all time. He is a big target that can snare almost anything close to him even with defenders draped all over him. He was one of Tom Brady’s all-time favorite weapons for close to ten years. The Gronk in fact is a big dog. He was a dog on the field.
Gronk was known for cheap shots. Like when the Buffalo Bills defensive back was down on the ground and defenseless, Gronk jumped on top of him. His career did not last ten seasons in the NFL. Bigger dogs only live for about ten years as their legs give up on them depending on how much weight is put down on their paws. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
All those years Gronk flexed his muscles. All those years he scored touchdown after touchdown. He made defenses sick from trying to cover him. Even trying to tackle the big slob. He was one of the Evil Empire’s biggest weapons in Imperial history. The New England Patriots always had big weapons of mass destruction at the tight end position working alongside the Gronk. Other imperial walkers. They had smaller versions of the Gronk. Like the long legged Martellus Bennett imperial walker.
You might say Martellus could be a bigger dog than the Gronk when it comes to personality. Bennett got hit in the head a tad too much. Probably from people that played on the same team as him.
That explains why his brain is swiss cheese as his brain is full of Dr. Seuss characters. Probably termites as well. As he slithers around the Christmas tree stealing all the Who’s gifts in Whoville.
Then the Patriots had a killing machine that actually went into lock up. A tight end that caught passes and was not afraid of anyone who stepped in his way.
Before he killed himself. Before he ended up in jail for killing somebody. The Patriots had Aaron Hernandez who at the time was a weapon well used by the Evil Empire.
Who will be the tight end for the Evil Empire in 2019? Who will be that next weapon of mass destruction for the Evil Empire? The Patriots recently signed X Jaguar Austin Seferian Jenkins. Does he scare you? Lots of injuries last season, so he only caught 11 balls for 90 yards and one touchdown. In 2017 he caught 50 balls for the Jets. However only 367 yards. He did have three scores. The rest of the room is just full of Storm trooper’s speed bikes that Ewoks could handle on any given Sunday. Matt LaCosse, Stephen Anderson, Ryan Izzo and Jacob Hollister you asked yourself who the hell are these guys. Just like in the movie Major League when the groundskeepers are prepping the field and talking among themselves wondering what kind of roster the Indians were bringing up from Spring Training. The higher brass of the Empire can not feel good about their tight end position going into 2019 regular season.
In the upcoming draft the Evil Empire are really leaning on their top scout Fett to find that diamond in the ruff.
To find that next weapon of mass destruction for their aging quarterback Tom Brady. Can the Empire fix all the cracks in the death star through the draft? Fett really has his work cut out for him. Without that security blanket at tight end. The receiving core is lacking fire power. This could be the year when we finally say it’s an end of the ERA for the Patriots. They might have to retreat for a season or two. But we know the evil master genius will hide in his cave and think of something bigger than what the Patriots have accomplished during this long lasting dynasty that just sickens people across the globe. They will gather up new reinforcements and be ready to try to retake the galaxy from the Resistance. Perhaps the Rebels will be waiting to stop that with a plan of their own. In 2019 regular season, things look grim in New England. Everyone hopes the misery flows through that organization like rats invading the sewers.
The NHL playoffs without the Blackhawks is like the year without a Santa Clause. This is the second Christmas, referring to the NHL playoffs, that Santa has not shown up to. The Blackhawks still have a core from those three Stanley Cup teams still playing today. They have some young talent peaking. The core takes up the majority of the salary cap each season. Plus most of the core still around most likely have no trade clauses. This past season we’ve seen Joel Quenneville get the ax. He resurfaced at the end of regular season landing with the Panthers. It was very streaky team that went on runs and racked up victories. These were the same Blackhawks who looked like they had been hit and spun out of control most of season and crashed and burned. The offense is one of the best in the league.The defense is just a former shell of themselves like the guy in Slap Shot that warned the others if he gets hit in the boards he’ll piss himself.
When the Blackhawks were racking up Stanley Cups, they became the hardest ticket in town to get. I was never able to see the main core play live and skate on the ice. It was not like I had no money and had to purchase tube socks off the guys that sell them on the turn pike. Blackhawks tickets were mission impossible to get in their hey day. Not to see future hall of famers like Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews in your own home town, just shameful. Thursday, April 4th, I was finally able to get into the United Center and see them play. This was not my first Blackhawks game as I’ve been there in dark times when the crickets owned the ice. It seemed the only time to get to see the Blackhawks was during those bad days of hockey on the ice. Ownership was very bad. Home games were never played on TV. Things finally changed and the owner’s son turned it all around and changed the franchise forever.
I would have loved to have seen the Blackhawks this April gearing up for the playoffs instead of playing spoiler. In which they did as they beat St. Louis in overtime and they were trying to get a better seed. I did get to hear the fans get crazy during the National Anthem. Just brings goosebumps up and down the spine. Then to see all the banners hung up in the United Center. Seeing them from a Bulls game or a concert is not the same as at a hockey game. The energy of the team and fans when the lights go off and they flash the lights as they announce the line up.
Sat in the club level seats because a friend got free tickets from someone he knew. The craft beers were going down nice. The pulled pork sandwhich was incredible as my stomach felt full but my wallet was not. Great seats to see Jonathan Toews score his career high 35th goal of the year. Patrick Kane had an assist. Then seeing later on Patrick Kane score, I hit the double bonus. He also set a new career high for himself with 107 points. Then you see Alex DeBrincat skate another big weapon for the Blackhawks who has over 40 goals. Then you still have Brandon Sadd who had 23 goals for you this regular season. You know he will get better and is young to regain his old form when he was delivering key goals in those playoffs. Then Artem Anisimov who dealt with some injuries but put up 15 goals for the team. The Blackhawks are a top ten scoring team in the NHL in regular season. Call me crazy and you could say getting the band back together, the one guy I would want back is Atemi Panarin. He plays for Columbus right now and will be a free agent. If I was the Blackhawks I would bring him back with his 28 goals in regular season the Blackhawks would be an offensive juggernaut.
That is easier said than done. What about the defense? The Blackhawks have to shed some core members who have lost many steps and are being paid a lot of money. Love Duncan Keith and Brent Seabrook. The Blackhawks had the lead during the game I was at. They gave up late goals to the Blues because the defense was not their old form. When Duncan Keith was spitting out teeth like a baseball player spitting out sunflower seeds, that was when he was one of the best defenders in the league. Seabrook had the half ice lazer shot that was always good for a dozen goals a year. Both of these guys need to be put down. Not sure anybody would trade you for them. The money is not equal with the production. If they want to get back to the playoffs I would not take these guys in the back of the shed and shoot them. But the team needs cap space. The weakest link is defense.
Then another concern is what is going on at the goalie position. Corey Crawford has been one of the best goalies the Blackhawks ever had. They have a history with many great back stops in net. The concussions keep piling up for Corey. The results are him MIA in many games without him. He is another big salary guy that you’d love to see him regain his mojo and hope we are back in the playoffs. I think we have given him many opportunities to get better and waited for him to get healthy. He has come back and played well but then goes back on the shelf and misses more games than plays. I hate to say we need another goalie… it’s time.
The game ended up being a Blackhawk win but it was decided in a shoot out. My first ever shoot out I have ever seen live. Which was pretty cool. Definitely more exciting live than watching it on TV. Hate to see them get rid of more core pieces that helped the city of Chicago and I have great times watching them win these Stanley Cups. We seen Joel Quenneville go. Some others will have to if this team wants to get back in the playoffs. I think Kane and Toews with all that younger talent can create a second wave of great hockey and get back to the promised land. You need to clear house on defense and goalie and rid yourself of the old legends. If you don’t, your season will end up looking like this.
It’s hard to save everyone when the team crashes. Kane and Toews can’t save the day on the ice each night. If you keep these guys dragging your team down, the one bright side is I will get to see the Blackhawks play more often. Perhaps get myself some tube socks on the way to the game to free me up more beer money.
What is better? The first round of the NBA playoffs or Weekend at Bernie’s part two? NBA is playing this year playoffs without Lebron James as we are so saddened. Weekend at Bernie’s without Bernie is probably a bigger deal.
We know Bernie’s crew still has some magic left in their weekend. Meanwhile Lebron James’ Magic resigned.
That leaves us with the first round of the playoffs. Who should we predict will play the Warriors in this season’s NBA Championship? Maybe the battle for second and third should be a bigger deal. Perhaps they should get participation ribbons for their efforts. As usual, the first round of the playoffs looks pretty easy to predict. Each series looks to have a defined winner. We throw an upset into the ring just for shits and giggles to make things spicy. Hope it’s not your team.
WESTERN CONFERENCE
GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS (57-25) VERSUS LA CLIPPERS (48-34)
I guess the Clippers get the shortest straw and now face the Warriors in the first round. The NBA needed one California team in that last spot. It came down to the Kings, Lakers and Clippers. I guess you can say the Clippers are the best team in LA this year. For whatever that’s worth.
This first round match up has the feeling of the Clippers bringing a knife to a gun fight.
Clippers will have to bring their own shovel to their own massacre in round one.
Boogie Cousins big series.
WARRIORS SWEEP
HOUSTON ROCKETS (53-29) VERSUS UTAH JAZZ (50-32)
It seems like James Harden is like the wolf from Teen wolf when comes to the Rockets basketball.
The way Harden is like a one man army. Not passing it to anybody. Dribbling for a half hour and then shooting. While the others just stand around. In the movie Teen Wolf, the guy named Chubby ate an apple while just handing the ball to the Wolf. Rockets welcome Clint Capela back from injury. Then Chris Paul who missed some games. This gives the Wolf Harden a chance to travel in a pack for a change which will be needed in the playoffs. Both teams come in red hot. I think the Rockets are just too talented to lose to the Jazz. I think the Jazz will make this into a series.
ROCKETS IN SIX
PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS (53-29) VERSUS OKLAHOMA THUNDER
The Blazers swept the Thunder in regular season.However the tables will turn in the playoffs. The big reason the Blazers are without Jusuf Nurkic, which is a big blow to the team’s chances in the playoffs. I think Paul George and Russell Westbrook for the Thunder will take control of the series. Russell Westbrook has still a lot to prove as he keeps seeing former Thunder teammates getting their teams further in the playoffs every year. Last season the Thunder were out very early, but this will not happen again.
THUNDER IN SIX
DENVER NUGGETS (54-28) VERSUS SAN ANTONIO SPURS (48-34)
The Spurs amaze me with their 22nd straight year in the post season. They have their work cut out for them against a young, scrappy, and hungry team the Denver Nuggets. Denver has not been in the playoffs since 2013. The Nuggets have a very deep roster and will win this series. San Antonio coach Gregg Popovich, one of the best in the business. His teams always play strong and I can see them taking two games in this series.
NUGGETS IN SIX
EASTERN CONFERENCE
MILWAUKEE BUCKS (60-22) VERSUS DETROIT PISTONS (41-41)
I love the Milwaukee Bucks, this is my kind of team. It’s a team that has been building for years and now are coming together to become a true force in the league. It’s a team not built on the three superstar buddy system. MVP Gionnis Antetokounmpo wants to beat you, not join you.
The Bucks are my pick for the Eastern conference. Bucks will handle the Pistons with ease in the first round. Pistons’ Blake Griffen, I will give him having a few good dunks in the series. That’s like getting a participation ribbon and pat on the bum for effort.
BUCKS SWEEP
BOSTON CELTICS (49-33) VERSUS INDIANA PACERS (48-34)
The Celtics had a very disappointed season this regular season. The Celtics are a very streaky team. They are playing a Pacer team without their allstar Victor Oladipo. The Pacers have the third best defense in the league. This will be a grind out type of series I believe. I give the Celtics the edge as Brad Stevens is their coach. He makes the right move in a key situation. I think his game plan will get the Celtics to the second round. Perhaps they might gain more confidence as the playoffs go on and become trouble with their second opponent in the next round.
CELTICS IN SEVEN
TORONTO RAPTORS (59-24) VERSUS ORLANDO MAGIC (42-40)
Orlando Magic had to make a late run late in the season just to make it in the playoffs. The Magic won 11-13 games and they got in. Now to play one of the elite teams in the Eastern conference. Before the season with Lebron James going to LA, people thought Toronto has a good shot at being the number one dog in the Eastern Conference. The Raptors were going deep in the playoffs. Guys like Kyle Lowery and Pascal Siakam now have gotten help from the front office. Adding Kawhi Leonard and Marc Gasol gives this team a fair shot at the Eastern conference championship and a meeting with the Warriors. I’d like also for Jeremy Lin to make some kind of play for the Raptors as I’m making a bold statement.
RAPTORS SWEEP
PHILADELPHIA 76ERS (51-31) VERSUS BROOKLYN NETS (42-40)
The 76ers might be without Joel Embid in this series. The Nets are an up and coming young team that might put a scare into the 76ers. Led by D’Angelo Russell and a well balanced roster up and down, this series could be the one with the upset. The 76ers with all their moves they made in regular season did not improve their chances where you can say they are the top team in the Eastern conference. Jimmy Butler will infect his cancer all over this team in the post season. Things will unravel and like a blink of the eye the 76ers will be knocked out in round one in a tough series that many would think should have never went the distance.
Another team’s junk is another team’s, “We now have a coach with 890 wins recorded in the NHL.” Those 890 victories as a head coach is good for second all-time in the NHL. The Florida Panthers replace their old head coach they just fired with Joel Quenneville. Joel Quenneville became a legend in Chicago as he led the Black Hawks to three Stanley Cup championships in a six year span. The Panthers replaced Bob Boughner with a guy who only trails the great Scot Bowman for the most victories by a head coach in the NHL.
Dale Tallon, the Panther GM, was the one who orchestrated this move in landing Quenneville. This is the same Dale Tallon who hired Joel Quenneville in 2008 to replace Denis Savard as head coach for the Chicago Blackhawks. The first time around, the Dale Tallon move worked to perfection. As a dynasty was formed when Quenneville took over a team that had young talent galore oozing out of the ice. However Dale Tallon was not in Chicago that long after to see what he constructed pan out. He was fired as he had to watch from home a team he helped build, win three cups. Dale found a job very quickly doing the same job he had done in Chicago, except this time he is in Florida. Has Dale been following the same blue print that worked in Chicago? Dale has assembled some young talent for the Panthers that are just starting to gel. Then he fires the coach and gets the band back together bringing in Joel Quenneville.
Could this be 1996 all over again for the Florida Panthers? Rubber rats flying out of the stands like hats littering the ice after a three goal night by one player. The Panthers have hired guys with no head coaching experience, 5 out of the last 6 times. The Panthers have had 15 coaches in 25 years. The Panthers have missed the playoffs the last two years by only a few games. Does Joel Quenneville instantly bring this same Panthers team to the playoffs in his first season with the team? Many believe this team is ready to win right now. It might take just getting in the playoffs once for things to take off. After the young Black Hawks got their first taste and won a series then to be eliminated. The following year the Black Hawks went all the way.
I think this move is great for everyone. First Joel Quenneville is walking into a great situation like he did back in Chicago. Aleksaner Barkov had 35 goals with a total 96 points last season. Can he be the new Jonathan Toews? Then the Panthers actually have a guy named Jonathan. Jonathan Huberdeau to be exact who had 30 goals himself. Throw in some solid pieces like Aaron Ewkblad, Eugenii Dadonon and Vincent Trochek. Joel Quenneville will teach this group how to win games they never thought they could. You will see him max out all their talents and use them in the position where their talents will thrive. If you watched Patrick Cane and Jonathan Toews grow up and become super stars, it’s because they have plenty of talent. Joel Quenneville put them in situations that was best for them Then they grew and became superstars which they are still to this day.
Dale Tallon’s work is not quite done yet. He will need to add some veterans to the mix. Just like those days with the Hawks landing a Marion Hossa. I’m sure Dale has learned from his mistakes and will not get sloppy with the whole salary cap structure that made things hard for the Hawks after they won their first cup. One of the main reasons Dale Tallon was shown the door in Chicago because they knew they would face a lot tough moves and they did without Dale and had to deal some great players to other teams to get back under the cap. One guy that comes to mind who has flourished with the Jets Dustin Byfuglien.
Both Dale Tallon and Coach Q as most people call him, are in their 60’s age wise. Most likely this is their last hurrah to take a team and win a cup. Both hope to do this together in this go-around. If they succeed like they said in the press conference, they could walk off in the sunset. In that same press conference, many of the Panther players were around to see this organization welcome in Coach Q. The players are already believing. The Florida Panther fan base is believing. This move is a big shot to the organization and the the whole sports landscape in South Beach. They compare it to a Don Shula coaching the Dolphins. Or the day the Miami Heat brought in oil slick Pat Riley to run things. Coach Q is already planted in the Chicago Rushmore in coaching. He might have his face in the South Beach Rushmore when he puts the Florida Panthers on the map again. This time the Panther fans are hoping they stay on the map for years to come.
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