The Federal league are putting on the foil and predicting NHL playoff outcomes.

TWO OLD RIVALS SQUARE OFF IN THIS SQUARE DANCE

In each round, a player from each rival has made a prediction in each match up of the NHL playoffs.

The first round each team went perfect.

BULLDOGS predicted all four correct. They had the Eastern conference games: Dr. Hook (Bruins), Ogilthorpe (Lightning), Screaming Buffalo (Capitals), and Ross Mad Dog (Penguins)

CHIEFS predicted all four correct. They had the Western Conference. The Hanson’s (Sharks), Dunlop (Predators), Braden (Golden Knights), and Killer Carlson (Jets).

After 1st period: Syracuse 4

Charlestown 4

In the second round, both teams switched conferences like switching nets after the first period

This time the Chiefs had Eastern Conference and the Bull Dogs had Western Conference.

Syracuse remains perfect with both predictions correct. Lussier (Golden Knights) and Gilmour (Jets).

The Chiefs hit one out of two predictions. Lemieux (Lightning)

Johnny Uptown had Penguins over the Capitals for the first blemish of the game.

After the second period, Syracuse pull ahead by one goal.

Syracuse 6

Chiefs      5

ROUND THREE: I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR TOYS WITH YOU

Both teams will switch nets again. Syracuse will be predicting Eastern Conference while the Chiefs have the Western Conference.

Chiefs need to get their prediction correct in hopes the Bulldogs fail which will force a tie going into the Stanley Cup Championship. They hope to take home another Federal Cup.

EASTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP

WASHINGTON CAPITALS VERSUS TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING

Syracuse up to their old tricks again as they made a last minute change to their line up. They have brought back one of the most feared players in the league from back in the 1970’s. Part of the Broad Street Bullies of the Philadelphia Flyers.

KNOWN AS THE HAMMER DAVE SCHULTZ

THE HAMMER’S PREDICTION BESIDE BURYING YOU UNDER THE ICE IS CAPITALS IN SIX.

WASHINGTON CAPITALS WIN SERIES (4-2)

WESTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP

WINNIPEG JETS VERSUS LAS VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS

Meanwhile the Chiefs are relying on Morris Wanchuk. Of course his prediction came after he got some snatch from one of the ice dancer gals.

MORRIS WANCHUK’S PREDICTION IS JETS IN SEVEN  (4-3)

NBA ROUND THREE PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS

DO WE KNOW ANYTHING?

When it comes down to it, the NBA is easy to figure out who’s going to win each match up.

OUR FIRST ROUND PREDICTION STATS: 7-8 IN MATCH UPS

UTAH JAZZ OUR ONLY BLEMISH

OUR SECOND ROUND PREDICTION STATS: 4-4 IN MATCH UPS

OUR TOTAL STATS SO FAR: 11-12 IN MATCH UPS

Utah Jazz is a team on the rise. It’s a young team that has really come together and has been a great story all year. The way they knocked out the Thunder, a team with three potential hall of fame basketball players, is what I would like to see more of.

What was Russell Westbrook’s problem with one of the Jazz fans?

Was this guy ringing his door bell at the hotel?

NBA is too predictable right now. The Championship finals is the usual suspects. In a few years it will change and become a better league when more teams battle it out with each other. Lots of young teams like Philadelphia, Milwaukee and we talked about the Jazz. Minnesota is another team maybe in need of a player, not an X- Bull, to help them be a consistent force. Chicago Bulls will still suck. Our championship is another Police Academy sequel. Citizens versus Nazis on surf boards.

IT WILL BE ANOTHER SWEET CHUCK VERSUS HIGH TOWER

WE HAVE ANOTHER GOLDEN STATE VERSUS CLEVELAND CHAMPIONSHIP

LEBRON VERSUS CURRY FOR ALL THE MARBLES FOR ANOTHER WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S

ROUND THREE MATCH UPS  (BEST OUT OF SEVEN)

EASTERN CONFERENCE

BOSTON CELTICS VERSUS CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

Boston has been doing great things in the playoffs. However I think they run out of gas against Lebron and company. It’s the same old story, same old song and dance.

OUR PREDICTION: CAVALIERS IN 6 (4-2)

WESTERN CONFERENCE

GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS VERSUS HOUSTON ROCKETS

I think this match up would be a great championship. It’s got the MVP of the league in Harden going up against well you know, THE WARRIORS, who do come out to play. I think the Warriors have too many weapons but this will be a well fought series.

OUR PREDICTION: WARRIORS IN 7 (4-3)

BERNIE IS DOWN FOR THAT SEQUEL

SOME OF THE BOOBS IN THE UP COMING NBA FINALS

 

 

What ever happened to capturing the other school’s mascot? Usually you hear rival schools get into an old fashioned rumble. The world has changed these days as you never hear about the flaming dog poop on the porch trick done anymore. These days, kids are most likely defacing the other school’s property with spray paint. That might be the understatement of the decade. Can you pry a kid away from their phone? These days rival wars are fought on fac book through the computer screen with emojis and hashtags.

Thomas Tramaglini of New Jersey has some old school fight in him. He’s a man that has bitter feelings against his rival school. Unless he has bathroom issues. Only problem, Thomas is a 42 year old man. Plus he is the Superintendent of Kenilworth Public schools in New Jersey. Shakedown breakdown you are busted for taking a crap on the rival school’s football field. You might think a dog is pooping on your lawn all these times when you wake up to fetch the newspaper.  However have you looked in the mirror? Who have you pissed off? Someone might be squatting on your lawn and leaving you a nice hot steamy surprise in the morning.

Let’s profile the alleged pooper. First, it was not Thomas’ first rodeo. This has occurred more than once so now we have to dig deeper because we have a serial pooper. This was not a once in awhile thing either. The track coaches at Holmdel high school reported the findings of the human poop on the lawn on a daily basis. This prompted a sting operation in which police found Thomas in the act letting out a deuce. My first thought… did he get a chance to wipe before the cuffs were placed on his wrists? What about washing his hands as well? I feel sorry for the guy doing the fingerprints on him. Thomas Tramagini faces a list of charges such as lewdness, public urination, defecation and they threw in littering as they threw the book at him, Danno.

Thomas is the first crazed public pooper. In 2015, they called this person the Bowel Movement Bandit as he pooped on 19 parked cars in Akron. Just think of a person climbing on the hood and letting projectiles fly out on top of your ride. Hope the wipers work for those muddy ones. Then the Mad pooper in 2017 in Colorado Springs, was a women jogger who just stopped, let it out and continued her morning run. Southern Illinois had somebody pooping in the washing machines. Can you imagine not catching the whiff opening up the lid there and throwing your delicates in that super loader? You know the list is a lot longer with others loving to be a free pooper of society. Only their dog is not walking behind them picking up the turds in a plastic bag.

I can see in times of desperation. Times when you’ve got to go go and nothing around for miles. It’s either in your pants or a spot behind the jiffy lube. Obviously Thomas Tramagoli has anger and resentment issues to drive over to a rival school on a daily basis and unload. You wonder is he reading a newspaper while he waits? What’s he doing for toilet paper? One guy I know found himself in a sticky situation in a port a potty with no toilet paper. He took off his under shirt, ripped it up and made his own toilet paper. The Macgyver of the port a potty world. Thomas Tramogini is no dummy as to rise in the ranks and become a Superintendent, he obviously has education. However to risk a job paying him $147,000 dollars a year to poop on the rival’s football field is mentally insane. He must have had plenty of rage built up where he needed to go to this field and let one loose almost every day. No worries… he’s on a leave of absence and will be getting paid through June. However after that, he might be drowning in his own mudslide of life.

 

FIRST ROUND WE WENT 7-8 IN MATCH UPS

UTAH JAZZ WINNING IS THE ONLY ONE WE HAD WRONG

ROUND TWO (BEST OUT OF SEVEN)

WESTERN CONFERENCE

MATCH UP

GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS VERSUS NEW ORLEANS PELICANS

OUR PREDICTION WARRIORS SWEEP  (4-0)

MATCH UP

HOUSTON ROCKETS VERSUS UTAH JAZZ

OUR PREDICTION ROCKETS SWEEP (4-O)

EASTERN CONFERENCE

MATCH UP

CLEVELAND CAVALIERS VERSUS TORONTO RAPTORS

OUR PREDICTION CAVALIERS IN 7 (4-3)

MATCH UP

BOSTON CELTICS VERSUS PHILADELPHIA 76ERS

OUR PREDICTION 76ERS IN 7 (4-3)

 

 

CHARLESTOWN CHIEFS VERSUS SYRACUSE BULL DOGS

Both teams are not battling for the Federal cup. Both teams are battling for who’s better at picking an NHL hockey playoff series.

AFTER FIRST PERIOD (ROUND ONE)

BOTH TEAMS WENT 4-4 IN THEIR PREDICTIONS IN ROUND ONE

CHIEFS 4

BULL DOGS 4

THE STAT LINE

CHIEFS’ GOALS: THE HANSONS (SHARKS) DUNLOP (PREDATORS) BRADEN (GOLDEN KNIGHTS) KILLER CARLSON (JETS)

BULL DOGS’ GOALS: DR. HOOK (BRUINS)  OGILTHORPE (LIGHTNING) SCREAMING BUFFALO (CAPITALS) ROSS MAD DOG (PENGUINS)

SECOND PERIOD/ SECOND ROUND PREDICTIONS

IN HOCKEY THEY SWITCH NETS AFTER EACH PERIOD. BOTH THE CHIEFS AND BULL DOGS WILL PREDICT ROUND TWO WITH OPPOSITE CONFERENCES.

BULL DOGS WILL GET WESTERN CONFERENCE IN RD TWO.

CHIEFS WILL GET THE EASTERN CONFERENCE IN RD TWO

PREDICTIONS

OUR SECOND ROUND MATCH UPS – BEST OUT OF SEVEN

FUCK THE CANADIAN SONG IT IS ROUND TWO

WESTERN CONFERENCE (SYRACUSE)

SAN JOSE SHARKS VERSUS LAS VEGAS KNIGHTS

ANDRE “POODLE LUSSIER PREDICTION VEGAS WINS SERIES IN 6 (4-2)

WINNIPEG JETS VERSUS NASHVILLE PREDATORS

GILMOUR TUTTLE PREDICTION JETS IN 7 (4-3)

EASTERN CONFERENCE (CHIEFS)

PITTSBURGH PENGUINS VERSUS WASHINGTON CAPITALS

JOHNNY UPTOWN’S PREDICTION PENGUINS IN 6 (4-2)

BOSTON BRUINS VERSUS TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING

DENIS LEMIEUX PREDICTION LIGHTNING IN 6 (4-2)

 

 

 

 

The Chicago Blackhawks did not make the playoffs this season and the NHL playoffs are not scratching your itch. What about the Chicago Wolves versus the Rockford Ice dogs in the first round of the AHL playoffs? With the Bulls tanking. The baseball scene in Chicago has not been interesting except when they are rain or snowed out. This is minor league hockey, but it has a lot of local twist to the factor to make this series interesting to watch.

The Wolves arrived on the scene in 1994 when they were founded. It was a time where the Blackhawks were in disarray. The United Center sounded like crickets chirping at each game. At the time, Bill Wirtz was running the team into one of the worst franchises in sports. He broke up a pair of great TV announcers in Bill Gardner and Pat Foley. Bill Gardner became the Wolves TV announcer and to this day he is still calling games for the team. Eventually Wirtz fired Pat Foley who then was reunited with his friend Bill Gardner in the booth for a season with the Wolves. Foley did go back to the Hawks when Bill Wirtz’s son Rocky took over the day to day operations when his father passed away. By that time, the Wolves had established roots in Chicago as a team that will be here for decades to come.

The Wolves played in the IHL at that time. The tickets were affordable and all their games were on the television. Unlike the way Bill Wirtz was handling things. In the beginning, it was cool watching Ex-Blackhawks suit up and skate. Like Al Secord and Troy Murray. Years later, that traitor Chris Chelios. From the last three championships Adam Burish skated with the Wolves along with Brent Sopel, Ben Eager, and Colin Fraser.

 

These guys are animals as the Wolves advertising, advertised for their product. Their animal-like play went on the ice and they made the playoffs almost every year. They even made a crack, “at least one Chicago team can make it to the playoffs,” referring to the Blackhawks on down times. The Wolves came at the right time, the ownership put good teams on the ice and they made going to their games lots of fun and very affordable. The only game seven \ in life I imagine I will ever get to go to was in 1998. It was the Wolves’ first Tuner Cup they won. First any cup they won. At that time I walked into Caron Pirie Scott, went to Ticketmaster, purchased  seven tickets and we went with a group of friends and watched the Wolves beat the Detroit Vipers in that 1998 championship. The place was electric. The Wolves then went on to win another cup in 2000. Then the IHL folded and they moved to the AHL in which they matched their Turner cups with two Calder cups in 2002 and in 2008.

With all that history and all the games rooting on the Wolves, now they play the Rockford Ice dogs. Besides that both teams play their home games in the state of Illinois, this series has more to it than territory. The breakdown is simple: the Rockford Ice Dogs are the Chicago Blackhawks affiliate. Now it becomes Chicago Blackhawks versus the Wolves. The Chicago Wolves are affiliated with the Las Vegas Golden Knights who have been shocking the NHL this season in their very first year in the league. The Ice dog will eventually go from Rockford to Chicago. While the Wolves players will go to Vegas and return to Chicago as the enemy. If you root for the Wolves, you are rooting against your other local team and you’re pulling for the Las Vegas team. It’s a dog eat dog world like Norm Peterson would say and my underwear is made out of milk bones.

The Wolves once were the St.Louis Blues affiliate. Now that it is the Golden Knights, who are not a rival to the Blackhawks, it makes things easier. Detroit Redwings would be a sin against mankind. This is a series where I will root for the Wolves because of all the history I have. All the games I went to. All the games I have watched on TV. I’m invested. Would you shoot your sister if she turned Cubs fan? Now that is a stupid question because everyone knows I’d rather my sister work at a whorehouse than be a Cubs fan. With those standards I have to stick by the Wolves. This series will be a good series as both teams historically do not like each other. If the Wolves do lose the series to the Ice Dogs, it’s still a win-win the way I look at it. In a way, it’s like having two horses in the mix. If the Wolves move on, we will eventually see the Ice Dog players on the United Center Ice as the Black hawks need some young blood to turn around their first season missing the playoffs in almost a decade. This is not Cubs versus the Sox, where you draw a line in the sand and you know where you stand. This playoff series has you rooting for one team, but in a way you are rooting for both teams.

 

NBA 2018 PLAYOFFS

FIRST ROUND PREDICTIONS

EASTERN CONFERENCE

TORONTO RAPTORS VERSUS WASHINGTON WIZARDS

I miss the old Washington Bullets name. Since Harry Potter is popular, Wizards make sense. Who do you think could win in a fight: Harry Potter or Orko from HE-MAN?

Loved the Raptors new logo over their old one with the barney looking dinosaur.

            

The old Bullets logo can be used as a Chicago team.

Let’s get serious. This series will go all the way to game 7. I do like John Wall being back for the Wizards. I know the Raptors have been playing poorly of late. However, I think the Raptors take this series with the deeper bench.

RAPTORS IN 7 (4-3)

CLEVELAND CAVALIERS VERSUS INDIANA PACERS

I would love to see the Pacers upset the King Lebron. I see the Pacers able to get a few games in this series. However, Lebron has a switch and he will be on fire. The coach is back and that will add to the Cavaliers taking this one in six games.

We will have to wait at least another round to figure out where Lebron James will play next season.

CAVALIERS IN SIX GAMES (4-2)

PHILADELPHIA 76ERS VERSUS MIAMI HEAT

This series I will call the Alamo. This I believe will be Dwayne Wade’s final stand. Wade will help his team take two games. The Sixers are too young, too talented, and that will leave the Miami Heat in the dust.

76ERS IN SIX GAMES (4-2)

BOSTON CELTICS VERSUS MILWAUKEE BUCKS

Without Kyrie Irving, the Celtics will still hold off the Bucks. Brad Stevens will out coach the Bucks and come up with a great plan to advance to the next round. Bucks are young and upcoming. They have arrived. They will be back again and get better at the same time.

CELTICS IN SIX GAMES (4-2)

WESTERN CONFERENCE

HOUSTON ROCKETS VERSUS MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES

Happy to see the Timberwolves make it to the playoffs. They snapped a drought. I think injuries that occurred this year prevented the Timberwolves from getting a much higher seed. It took a last win in the last game to squeeze in there and now face the top dog, the Houston Rockets. James Harden as MVP, is all I have to say in this series. It would take Jimmy Butler to play like Michael Jordan in each game of this series to give the Timber wolves a slim chance.

Maybe Derrick Rose will be the X-FACTOR

ROCKETS IN THE SWEEP (4-0)

SAN ANTONIO SPURS VERSUS GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS

It was not that long ago this would be the game of the day. The Spurs are not the Spurs like they use to be. Even without Stephen Curry not playing in this series, Warriors just still have too many weapons for one of the best coaches in NBA history to overcome.

WARRIORS IN 5 GAMES (4-1)

PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS VERSUS NEW ORLEANS PELICANS

This will be one of best series in the first round. Maybe the Trailblazers hire Bobby Portis to give Nikola Mirotic another punch to the face.

I think Anthony Davis becomes too hard to handle for the Blazers. However, this goes to seven games.

PELICANS IN 7 GAMES (4-3)

OKLAHOMA THUNDER VERSUS UTAH JAZZ

The Jazz making the playoffs is a very nice story this year especially after losing Heyward to the Celtics. The Thunder have 3 future hall of famers in Westbrook, Paul, and George. Finally they come together and play better than they did in regular season. They hit the playoff switch and easily dispatch the Jazz.

THUNDER IN 5 GAMES (4-1)

 

 

 

It does not matter who you put in the Bears’ front office these days. You’re always left scratching your head wondering what the hell the Bears brass were thinking. This week they let their 2016 leading receiver walk out the door for nothing. Cameron Meredith is now a New Orleans Saint. Before the 2017 season, the Bears let Alshon Jefferey walk out the door. Alshon Jefferey who actually is a quality star receiver in the league. No worries Ryan Pace, he went on to help the Eagles win the Superbowl. I think the Ryan Pace way of thinking was he would put all his money down like Krusty the Clown in the Simpsons on the Washington Generals thinking they were due against the Harlem Globetrotters.

Cameron Meredith came to the Bears as an undrafted free agent in 2015. He was a local kid from St Joseph’s high school. He went to Illinois State and actually was quarterback. He learned to play wide receiver as his chances at quarterback were very slim at best.  In 2016, he took the league by storm catching 66 balls for 888 yards… not too shabby in 14 games. Add 4 touchdowns to the mix and this was turning out to be finding a gem in the ruff.  Then in preseason last year, penciled in as the number one receiver, one play ends his season for good. He suffered a torn ACL and MCL.

The Bears could have tendered Cameron last month at second round level which would of been an extra million dollars over the no compensation level they did. The extra million would make other teams give up a draft pick if they signed him to an offer sheet. If the Bears  declined to sign, they would have at least had another pick.  However their choice let him walk out the door and head to New Orleans.

Maybe the Bears do not need another medical project. Since they still have the broken lamp in Kevin White. Then they signed damaged goods from Jacksonville in Allen Robinson. Say Robinson can not find his old form. I think we all know, except for the Bears brass, that Kevin White is a total bust. Now you have two strikes. If Cameron Meredith comes back healthy with Drew Brees as his quarterback, that is going to be strike three. It will be another year without having options for Mitch Trubisky to throw to. The face of the franchise coming into his second year. The second year brings the sophomore slump, and many go through it. Without weapons you’re going to have another year without Santa Clause. Another year Bears fans have coal in their stocking from the Bears’ brass.

This comes down to two medical staffs.  The Saints and the Bears. Both have looked at the X-rays. Both have seen Cameron Meredith in person. Who will have egg on their face at the end of this one? Will Ryan Pace blame the Saints using voodoo on Cameron in helping him catch 80 balls this season after everything is said and done. I think they had Cameron on the cheap and they should have kept him. The more options, maybe one of the MASH victims come out as one of your aces in the hole. If I had to choose I would have kept Cameron and tossed the broken lamp, Kevin White, in the trash. I do see Ryan Pace at the poor man’s casino in Vegas. Dealing with an agent and trying to guess how many fingers he’s holding up behind his back to land somebody in the dollar bin to balance out his rickety core of crap he assembled. Business as usual at Halas Hall.

2018 NHL PREDICTIONS THE WILD SHAMROCK WAY

FIRST ROUND BEST OUT SEVEN MATCH UP’S

OUR “SHE IS A LESBIAN” PREDICTIONS IN ROUND ONE

EASTERN CONFERENCE (SYRACUSE BULL DOGS)

BOSTON BRUINS VERSUS TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS

Dr. Hook McCracken’s  prediction Boston Wins the series in 7  games (4-3)

TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING VERSUS NEW JERSEY DEVILS

Ogie Ogilthorpe’s prediction  Lightning SWEEP (4-0)

COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS VERSUS WASHINGTON CAPITALS

CLARENCE “SCREAMING BUFFALO” SWAMPTOWN prediction Capitals in six games (4-2)

PITTSBURGH PENGUINS VERSUS PHILADELPHIA FLYERS

ROSS “MAD DOG ” MADISON prediction Penguins in 5 games (4-1)

WESTERN CONFERENCE (CHARLESTOWN CHIEFS)

COLORADO AVALANCHE VERSUS NASHVILLE PREDATORS

REGGIE DUNLAP’S PREDICTION PREDATORS IN 4 GAMES (4-0)

SAN JOSE SHARKS VERSUS ANAHEIM DUCKS

THE HANSON BROTHERS CAME UP WITH SHARKS WINNING IN 6 GAMES (4-2)

LAS VEGAS KNIGHTS VERSUS LOS ANGELES KINGS

NED BRADEN’S PREDICTION VEGAS IN 7 (4-3)

WINNIPEG JETS VERSUS MINNESOTA WILD

DAVE “THE KILLER” CARLSON PREDICTS WINNIPEG IN 5 GAMES (4-1)

This is my NFL team of just wackos. Many of them have gotten in trouble with the law. All of them are just nutso in the head. In some way they have made their name the crazy way on and off the field. We have wife beaters on this team. So look away at some of these nut jobs if the names and faces make you cringe. I also have an owner of this team. I even have a front office. Plus a coaching staff.

TEAM NAME

Since Cincinnati Bengals love to collect convicts that is the perfect town for our team.

Our team name Cincinnati Crazies

The team president message

 

Offense

Our team lack a good quarterback..

QB Johnny Football Manziel

QB Todd Marinvovich

QB Ryan Leaf

We have some great talent at our skill positions.

RB O.J Simpson

RB Lawrence Phillips

RB Ray Rice

WR Odell Beckham Jr.

WR Zay Jones Bills

WR Brandon Marshall

WR Terrell Owens

WR Michael Irvun

WR Rae Carruth

TE Aaron Hernandez

TE Marty Bennent

Our offensive line needs a supply line of drugs to keep things moving.

C Barret Robbins

OL Nate Newton

OL Jonathan Martin

OL Richie Incognito

OL Victor Riley

OL Justin Strzelczyk

Defense

Our defense is filled with that crazy spirit.

DL Dexter Manley

DL Greg Hardy

DL Alonzo Spellman

DL Ray McDonald

DL Michael Bennett

DL Ndamukong Suh

LB Hollywood Henderson

LB Ray Lewis

LB Lawrence Taylor

SECONDARY

CB Richard Sherman

CB Pac-man Jones

CB Corey Fuller

CB Eugene Robinson

Special teams

Kicker Martin Gramatica

Punter Todd Sauerbrun

Kick Returner David Meggett

Head coach: Jerry Glanville

Assistant  coach: Crazy Joe Davola

Other coaches

Quarterbacks coach Mike Vick

Team doctor

Dr. Johnny Fever

Cincinnati Crazy Cheer leaders

Team owner

Lonnie Anderson