The Buffalo Bills have been haunted by the Patriot way, the Patriot Demon for decades. Seeing Tom Brady every year just rape you. Year after year just demoralizing your team in a two game series. One game in front of the home crowd. Then the year’s annual trip to Boston just knowing the outcome before the Bills players even got on the plane. Then that SOB in the hooded sweat shirt, the Maestro of the Patriot way, that makes you want to puke. Bill Belichick. Buffalo has bad history with Belichick from back in the 1990’s when he was just a defensive coordinator for the Giants. The Belichick plan that he set up to contain Jim Kelly and that K-Gun offense, in the first Superbowl ever the Bills got to. Then to see a Buffalo native get drafted by the Evil Empire Patriots, Rob Gronkowski. Years of the Gronk at the tight end position like an imperial walker just crushing Bills forces as he caught the ball carrying them to the end zone. Then Tom Brady leaves town and just for a moment you think finally this dynasty is over. The pain will go away because the tables have turned. Then the Patriots retool with a rookie quarterback and run the ball down your throat on your own field. Even the weather went their way, the Patriot way, as they took over first place. Then a week later Tom Brady, now Tampa Tom, beating you with his Buccaneers. A massive comeback in that one that gave you hope. Hope just for a second as Brady wins once again in overtime. The demons are out and are still haunting you.

Earlier this year on Sunday Night Football, the Buffalo Bills got revenge on the Kansas City Chiefs. It was the Chiefs that knocked off the Buffalo Bills in the AFC Championship last season. The Bills faithful from that win had thoughts of going all the way. Finally the Bills have a quarterback that can take this team to the promised land. It took a very long time to replace Jim Kelly of the 1990’s. Josh Allen has been the savior. Allen is still a young quarterback, but he has improved every year since being in the league. Nothing would stop the Bills from prevailing. The Bills suddenly hit a few speed bumps on the 2021 regular season road after that Chiefs win. They screwed up a game versus the Titans which they should have won. Quietly the Patriots were slowly crawling out of the bottom of the AFC East standings. Last season the Buffalo Bills easily beat up the New England Patriots. The Patriots were without Tom Brady who left bean town & signed with Tampa Bay. Patriots lost some players in free agency. Some of their players elected to sit out due to the arrival of the virus floating around invading the states. Bills had the Patriots buried and forgotten. Bill Belichick had a very busy off-season. Adding multiple defensive free agents. Belichick loves the tight end position & added a veteran free agent to the mix as well. A rookie quarterback, Mac Jones, fell to the Patriots in round one of the draft. Patriots were 2-4 to start the season, and they strung some victories together, went on a tear, and even took out the Bills on their home field. Bills looked bad before even facing Patriots when getting steam rolled by the Colts at home.

The sky was falling if you were a Buffalo fan. The rematch would be played for all the marbles last Sunday when Bills would meet the Patriots for a Sunday date in Gillette Stadium. The Bills rebounded after the failed comeback versus the Buccaneers, and beat the Panthers while the Patriots enjoyed a bye week. Then after the bye week Patriots were very sloppy in a loss to the Colts that broke their winning streak. Last Sunday, whoever won would be in the driver’s seat for the division even though the Patriots were one game better in this week 16 showdown. Bills had the tie-breaker & the better division record. Would history repeat itself? Once again everyone would be expecting a diabolical plan from the evil genius, Bill Belichick. The Patriots own the Bills like Aaron Rodgers owns the Bears. Something about playing that uniform where certain teams just melt like butter.

The tables finally turned in favor of the Buffalo Bills. Sometimes it takes a leader to rise above all the things at stake. First place on the line, playoffs, division rival, and getting over the bully next door that has tantalized you since you came out of diapers. Josh Allen had the eye of the tiger even with having some of his weapons grounded from the Covid virus. No Cole Beasley or Gabriel Davis. Josh Allen had the game. Allen had that Tom Brady-like game that Bills fans just got sick of being torched over and over and could not do anything about it. Allen and the Bills offense looked invincible and made Bill Belichick’s defense just look silly. Allen threw for over 300 yards with three touchdown passes. Allen rushed for 64 yards with his legs as he bulldozed his way for first down on a key 4th down play making shifty moves to get by the first defenders. Great quarterbacks can make any of their weapons around them better. Isaiah McKenzie caught 11 balls for 125 yards with 1 touchdown catch. Allen put the ball perfectly in spots where only McKenzie could get it. McKenzie may be indeed another big weapon emerging for the Bills down the stretch making diving grabs converting big time third downs. The Allen and McKenzie combination was just inspiring football. It was the David overcoming Goliath. It was Buster Douglas knocking out Mike Tyson. Josh Allen is now 3-1 versus the Patriots in the last two seasons. The first match-up between the Bills and the Patriots, Buffalo did not capitalize on all those red zone trips coming away with no points and to lose by 4 points. Last Sunday, Josh Allen formed a new legend that Patriot fans may not like seeing. Allen might be the Tom Brady thorn in the side of the Patriots for years to come. Skywalker has arrived, he’s in Buffalo, and has taken a mighty swing at the Evil Empire that is nowhere close to having their Death Star fully operational.

Some moments in sports should be frozen in time. Last Sunday, Chicago Bears Head Coach Matt Nagy, with nothing to lose, went for the go ahead two point conversion instead of electing to tie the game up with the extra point versus the Seattle Seahawks. Under a minute left on the clock, the safe way would be kicking the extra point and taking your chances in overtime to win the game on the road. Nagy’s coaching future with the Bears is hanging on by a thread. Bears and Seahawks are both teams that will not making be making the post-season this year. Nagy has used 8 out his 9 lives even though some would say he has received more from the Bears front office who are hanging on by thread. Last Sunday with the Bears third string quarterback ,who is Nick Foles, who engineered the touchdown drive and converted on 4th and goal to get the team in the position to tie the game or take the lead. Foles hits wide receiver Damiere Byrd with the pass in the end zone on an unbelievable catch for the two point conversion to take the lead, and eventually it becomes a Bears victory. That moment in time when the referee has signaled the two point conversion is good if Matt Nagy could call a time out like Zack Morris on the sitcom Saved by the Bell and freeze time.

Freezing time would stop what will be coming for the future of Matt Nagy as head coach of the Bears. This kind of win versus the Seahawks defines Matt Nagy as a coach during his tenure with the Bears.

How many Bears quarterbacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? Sounds like a joke, but seriously how many quarterbacks does Matt Nagy need to run his style of offense? The only reason the Bears beat Seattle is because Nick Foles was the team’s third string quarterback. Foles is a third string quarterback, you’re thinking? Foles is not a third string quarterback who is being paid starter money in this league. Foles is the back up that can win you a few games, especially if he gets hot. Only in the Bears world is this kind of thing going down. Bears could not trade Foles’ contract in the off-season, so they were stuck with him. The Bears went out even without knowing they could not unload Foles and signed Andy Dalton to a contract. Then the Bears traded up and landed Justin Fields in the first round of last year’s draft. Fields is dealing with rib issues and Dalton out with Covid means Bears still have a third option as a starter on a very bad team. Saints on Monday night had a rookie start an important game against the Dolphins who would have loved to have a Nick Foles. It takes multiple guys to know how to run a Matt Nagy offense due to the protection. Weakest link is the offensive line. Last Sunday had the perfect recipe for Matt Nagy. Starting with a quarterback knowing his system. Then sprinkle in the fact that Seattle does have a winning record. Nagy’s team thrives in these easy bake oven recipes.

The Bears should just fire Matt Nagy right now & let him walk away on a high note after this road win in Seattle. Last Sunday it snowed and looked like the game was being played in Chicago, not Seattle, Washington. Bears weather we say in those kinds of conditions. When the Bears played the Vikings on Monday night right before flying to Seattle, the Bears looked dreadful in the red zone. Matt Nagy elected a numerous amount of times to go for it on 4th down instead of kicking it and be denied by the Vikings defense. Bears were able to squeeze in a touchdown versus the Vikings on the last tick of the game. Sunday versus Seattle it was 4th goal for the Bears with under a minute left. Bears were backed up as they were not on like the goal line so they needed to throw the ball into the end zone and score the touchdown. They wasted money on Jimmy Graham, a former Seahawk who has been MIA most of the season, and is a big chunk of the salary cap. Graham who had 8 touchdowns last season for the Bears this year had two touchdowns coming into the Seattle game. Foles throws it high as Graham is like a skyscraper in height. He caught the ball flat-footed with arms extended to give the Bears the choice to tie the game or go for the win. Graham has 12 grabs now for the season with his third touchdown of the season. Using Jimmy Graham in this situation adds to a perfect day in Matt Nagy’s world of offense on square wheels. The front office led by Ryan Pace the Bears General Manager was probably all chesty at this magic moment as he is the one that signed Graham by giving him a few Brinks trucks to play for this sorry arse look of team. Nagy loves tight ends as Bears collect them like they are rookie baseball cards worth hundreds of dollars.

The Bears have the New York Giants coming up this Sunday. Giants are a team without a quarterback. Could they see their old friend, the awful Mike Glennon, this Sunday behind center? Bears may have Andy Dalton back from the Covid list. I think the Bears can beat the Giants with either Nick Foles or Dalton behind center. If Bears win, that would be two in a row for this team. Then for the final game, Bears go to Minnesota. Bears had many chances to score points off not a very good Viking defense at that last meeting on Monday night. The final score was 17-9 in that Monday Night affair as that last touchdown the Bears got at the end of regulation was not awarded the extra point. If the Vikings fall out of the playoff chase, this last game could mean nothing for either team. Right up Matt Nagy’s avenue. It seems good, bad, or ugly… the Vikings and Bears games are grinding matches all they way to the end. It is possible for the Bears to end the season winning three in a row. Then time will freeze once again. Just like last season where the Bears got into post-season because the Cardinals self-imploded with injuries. The post-season saved Matt Nagy and Ryan Pace’s jobs. Bears can’t afford to let time freeze once again. To encounter a brain freeze and keep these incompetent fools aboard will set this franchise back in dog years compared to human years. The Bears should let Nagy be frozen in time walking away with one of his best games he coached. Doubt that. Luck played some part. Let Boba Fett and the Empire freeze Matt Nagy in carbonite, and sell him off to Jabba the Hut’s estates.

NFL WEEK 16 STRAIGHT PICK-EM

LAST WEEK’S RECORD (13-3)

Last week we finally had a good week at the office.

SEASON STATS

OVERALL RECORD (139-85)

THURSDAY NIGHT RECORD (12-5)

SATURDAY RECORD (1-0)

MONDAY NIGHT RECORD (10-5)

TUESDAY RECORD (2-0)

We are hungry for a great week 16 as we bring you our special Christmas version of our predictions.

WEEK 16 (MERRY CHRISTMAS)

THE THURSDAY NIGHT GAME

SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS AT TENNESSEE TITANS

San Francisco is the hotter team coming in to Thursday night. The Titans played a very sloppy game last week versus a Steeler team they let hang around too long. Steelers made a comeback late in the second half and prevail over a stunned Titan team blaming the referees. The 49ers running game has a pep in their step with the running of Jeff Wilson Jr. I like the 49ers defense in this one. Titans have not played well in quite awhile.

OUR PICK: 49ERS

CLEVELAND BROWNS AT GREEN BAY PACKERS

Packers, sorry to say, look like the best team in the NFC. Browns are traveling to Green Bay, one of the hardest places to play and on Christmas day. Baker Mayfield returns from his stint on the Covid list. Browns just played on Monday night losing to a bad Raider team. Packers will be playing hard to clinch their division. It will be hard for Mayfield to adjust after being sick & then playing in Green Bay.

This could be a bad day at the office for Mayfield and the Browns. Like leaving the quarterback in Green Bay after a bad game.

OUR PICK: PACKERS

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS AT ARIZONA CARDINALS

What do you do when your team loses to the Detroit Lions?

Cardinals will want to get a machine gun for their next opponent to mow down Jonathan Taylor. Cardinals’ biggest weapon, DeAndre Hopkins, is done for the year. Colts may have some key pieces on their offensive line missing due to the outbreak of the current Covid virus that’s sweeping the nation. Colts defense has played well while Kyle Murray has not.

OUR PICK: COLTS

THE SUNDAY SLATE

NEW YORK GIANTS AT PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

Giants have found out the hard way that Santa gave them a hot flaming piece of coal as in their back-up quarterback, named Mike Glennon. Giants will start a young quarterback they claimed off the Bills practice squad, Jake Fromm, this week. It’s a better idea then Glennon. The inexperience will benefit the Eagles in this one. Jalen Hurts and the Eagles offense will score points off a pretty good Giants defense. Giants will be finding it hard to score points in this one.

OUR PICK: EAGLES

LA RAMS AT MINNESOTA VIKINGS

I was thinking this one could be a shoot-out between the Rams and Vikings. Vikings last Sunday only mustered up 17 points on the Bears defense who had many of their defenders out with Covid. Bears had to rent some Bad Santas to fill holes on their defense. Guys you’ve never heard of.

Rams defense has been playing much better and will be much more difficult than whatever the Bears had last Sunday. Vikings win a game & then usually follow that next game up with a loss.

OUR PICK:RAMS

BUFFALO BILLS AT NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

Patriots showed their true colors last week in a very sloppy loss in Indianapolis. This game between the Bills and Patriots has the AFC East on the line. Can the Bills exercise their demons that have been haunting them for decades in Bill Belichick and company?

Can Josh Allen lead this team over the Evil Empire? In the first meeting, weather shut down the Bills passing attack. Bills will make a statement in this one. Mac Jones has played well as a rookie, but mistakes in the Colts game last week mean my feeling will linger into this one. Patriots are on the rise, but they are not quite there yet. Bills avoid the sweep and have played better on the road this season.

OUR PICK: BILLS

TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS AT CAROLINA PANTHERS

Tampa Bay Buccaneers were gutted last week with injuries to many of their play makers versus the Saints. Carolina have lost 4 in a row and are riding the struggle bus.

Last time I checked, Cam Newton is the starting quarterback for the Panthers. The Fig Newton is getting softer with age. Watch Newton melt as the game goes on. Tampa Tom and whatever he has left to throw to, should be able to score some points off a Carolina team packing it in.

OUR PICK:BUCCANEERS

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS AT NEW YORK JETS

This game is like a bad Santa Claus slasher movie. Why even play the game? The dart throw landed on the Jets.

OUR PICK: JETS

DETROIT LIONS AT ATLANTA FALCONS

Lions with the big upset of the Cardinals last Sunday.

It was a miracle win for the Lions. The Falcons are horrible at home with a 1-5 record. Lions will be without their starting quarterback, Jared Goff, who tested positive for Covid. Falcons have been able to beat the bottom of the league teams this season. I like the odds of Matt Ryan prevailing over a team’s back-up quarterback behind center for a bad Lions team.

OUR PICK:FALCONS

LA CHARGERS AT HOUSTON TEXANS

Chargers are in the thick of things and should have kicked some field goals last week versus the Chiefs to win the game. Instead they chose to go for it on 4th down instead of kicking and adding on three points. Eventually the Chargers fell in over time. Texans took advantage of the doormat of the league last Sunday and beat up the Jaguars. Chargers should rebound and the Texans can go back to their usual way of life in the NFL on Santa’s naughty list.

OUR PICK: CHARGERS

BALTIMORE RAVENS AT CINCINNATI BENGALS

Ravens are down to their third wise man behind center.

Bengals took over first place in the AFC North last week. Ravens Lamar Jackson is out with an injury. Back up, Tyler Huntley, is on the Covid list and will miss this game. Josh Johnson, the veteran journeyman who gets around, will be the starter. Last time these two teams met, Bengals destroyed the Ravens in Baltimore. Ravens at the time had Jackson as the starter. Bengals win this one, so they can have a strangle hold on the division. Johnson should keep the Ravens in the game. In the end, Bengals get a huge win.

OUR PICK: BENGALS

CHICAGO BEARS AT SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

Bears fans sat on a drunken Santa as they asked him to fire head coach Matt Nagy. The big guy in the red suit did not deliver. Russell Wilson is probably glad that the Seahawks did not deliver and trade him to the Bears before the season started. Bears are rolling out Nick “the Dick” in this late afternoon affair at quarterback.

Nick Foles getting the start. This is my upset of the week. This is when Nick Foles shines. Late weeks of regular season. Foles will have one of his best games to earn a contract for next season with someone else. Seahawks defense is not that good. Look for the Bears to get that lucky ugly victory.

OUR PICK: BEARS

PITTSBURGH STEELERS AT KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

Chiefs keep finding ways to win. Steelers are somehow hanging on in the AFC playoff race. Chiefs are one of the hottest teams in the league winning seven straight. Chiefs defense continues to play well while the offense is showing on certain Sundays they are still one of the best in the league. Steelers had a surprising win versus the Titans. Big Ben Roethlisberger is like a broken Christmas sleigh hanging on by a few rusty stripped bolts.

Steelers are having problems scoring early in games as they were forced to come back the last few weeks. Chiefs, you can’t afford to go down by ten points early on. Chiefs like to score often and early which will screw the Steelers not getting off to fast start.

OUR PICK: CHIEFS

DENVER BRONCOS AT LAS VEGAS RAIDERS

Even Santa Claus gets lucky in Vegas. Broncos lost Teddy Bridgewater to serious injury last week. Raiders went on the road and beat the Browns team that lost key players from the Covid virus. Drew Lock has experience in the NFL with the Broncos, but he is prone to make mistakes. Either team can win this game. I don’t like the Broncos on the road. Not sure which Raiders team we will see this Sunday. I feel Derek Carr is due for a big game.

OUR PICK: RAIDERS

WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM AT DALLAS COWBOYS

These are two teams going in opposite directions. The Cowboys are rolling. The Team has fallen on hard times. Washington once again will be missing key players due to the Corona Virus.

The team will feel like they were run down by Santa’s sleigh and reindeer, led by Dak Prescott.

OUR PICK: COWBOYS

THE MONDAY NIGHT GAME

MIAMI DOLPHINS AT NEW ORLEANS SAINTS

Can the Saints defense play at another high level like they did last Sunday to the Buccaneers? Dolphins are red hot winning six straight. Who is playing quarterback for the Saints? Taysom Hill and Trevor Siemian are out with the virus. That leaves rookie Ian Brook as the starting quarterback. Calls from the Saints to Phillip Rivers and Drew Brees turned up

NO-NO-NO instead of HO-HO-HO.

I think this will be good game between the Saints and Dolphins. I think the Fins swim away with a close victory on the road.

OUR PICK: DOLPHINS

Last Sunday night, the New Orleans Saints coming into the game versus the Buccaneers were the 11.5 point underdog. Saints were on the road at Tampa Bay away from their home dome. The Buccaneers needed a victory to clinch the division. The Saints mustered up 9 stinking points total against a Tom Brady team which has maybe the best offense in the league this season. Common sense upon hearing these kinds of numbers mean you would award the victory to the Buccaneers. The Saints defense put on a clinic as if they looked like the 1985 Chicago Bears. The Saints defense had flashes of that Bounty Gate defense of Christmas past as Buccaneers bodies fell to the turf. Saints would win this one 9-0 as they manhandled Tom Brady and tossed him around like a rag doll. No Sean Payton due to the Corona Virus. This Saints attack was led by the defensive coordinator, Dennis Allen. Saints are alive in the playoff chase. The Buccaneers and their walking wounded will have to wait another week to clinch the division.

In the 2009 season, the Saints defense made some extra scratch with their side hustle putting bounties on their opponents.

Bounties on players’ heads is like something you see in the movies. The Saints players and coaches pooled their money together back then and formed a fund they called the Slush Fund. Back then Gregg Williams was the Defensive Coordinator, & the master mind of the bounty gate scandal. I just remember the Saints going after Brett Farve who was then under the center for the Vikings and giving him the beating of a life time. It was the 2009 NFC Championship between the Vikings and the Saints in which New Orleans would prevail in overtime for a 31-28 win. The Saints went after Farve that game like he killed someone’s mother as they hit him high and low.

Farve was one of those annoying quarterbacks back in the day like Tom Brady is today. You get sick of these guys always beating you. Farve showed some grit in that 2009 NFC Championship team as he kept getting up and making plays. It was a close game. The Saints were able to force multiple turnovers on that Viking team led by Farve. That was the niche of that 2009 Bounty gate defense. Their key was forcing turnovers to get the ball back to Drew Brees and the offense. Head coach of the Vikings at the time counted 13 times where Saints defenders were trying to hurt his quarterback. Guys like Bobby McCray and Remi Ayodele made their presence well known. Saints had talent on that defense with guys like Will Smith and Scott Fujita. The bounties elevated their play that year. Saints would pay the consequences later on as head coach Sean Payton was suspended for one entire season. Gregg Williams was fired and would resurface with other teams later on. The Saints would win their only Superbowl.

One of the best defenses the Saints ever had in their history was during the Jim Mora tenure. The same guy who said, “Playoffs!!!” in a press conference.

The New Orleans Saints during the late 1980’s early 1990’s had maybe the best group of linebackers to play the game at the same time. At the time this defense played a 3-4 and were nicknamed the Dome patrol. The Saints deadly linebacker core consisted of Rickey Jackson, Vaughan Johnson, Sam Mills, and Pat Swilling, and they terrorized opposing quarterbacks for years. This group helped the Saints win their first ever division title. The Dome Patrol helped the Saints make 4 playoff appearances. Three straight from 1990-1992. All four Saints Linebackers made the Pro Bowl in 1992.

The Dome Patrol was a defense like Bounty Gate in 2009 and the present Saints team. Turnovers. The Dome Patrol was tops in the league forcing turnovers. The Dome Patrol may be the best Saints defense of all-time. The Saints never would win a playoff game with that group.

On Sunday Night, the present day group on defense for the Saints played one of the best games in their franchise as a unit. Sunday night ended Tom Brady’s streak of 255 games behind center not being shut out.

Defensive line Cameron Jordan had two sacks on Tom Brady with a forced fumble that Marshon Lattimore recovered. Marcus Davenport and David Onyemata were able to bring Tom Brady down with sacks of their own. Then the instigator, C.J-Gardner Johnson, intercepted Tom Brady late in the game. Tom Brady completed 26 passes out of 48 throws for 214 yards with the one pick and no touchdown passes. This Saints unit may have not gotten help from the Saints defenses of the past. This unit did not need any help from those past defenses in Saints history. When you see the Tom Brady’s of the league continue to beat you over and over. Nights like the Saints defense, that rises up against a Tom Brady or these other quarterback menaces that you and I are sick of, come out on top is just PRICELESS!!!! What would make this story even better is if the Saints made it to the playoffs. Then knocking the Buccaneers out of the post-season.

NFL WEEK 15 STRAIGHT PICK-EM

LAST WEEK’S RECORD (9-5)

SEASON STATS

OVERALL RECORD (126-82)

THURSDAY RECORD(11-5)

MONDAY NIGHT RECORD (9-5)

NFL week 15 has been invaded by the Covid body snatchers. Players being sidelined with the virus throughout the league. Some games rescheduled. Games on every night. Which hero of yours will rise up to the challenge or fall down as a victim?

THE THURSDAY NIGHT GAME

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS AT LA CHARGERS

Both the Chargers and the Chiefs are red hot coming into a big division game between the two of them. Chiefs defense has done a 360. Chargers offense are firing on all cylinders. Chargers won the first match up in Kansas City. No AFC West team has ever swept a season series on the Chiefs with Patrick Mahomes behind center. Chargers defense can be suspect at times. The Chiefs offense is on the rise looking better as weeks go on in the 2021 season.

OUR PICK: CHIEFS

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS AT INDIANAPOLIS COLTS

In sports, some teams get all the luck in the world. The New England Patriots are that team. Patriots seem to get that bounce or tipped ball. The Colts have been playing for their playoff lives and riding Jonathan Taylor all the way to the finish line. Thought the Patriots should h s lost in Buffalo. Patriots have won 7 in a row. The Colts schedule this year has been one of the toughest in the league. Colts at home. Carson Wentz has lost only one game to a rookie quarterback in his career. Colts defense is underrated, but is still a top unit in the league. Look for the defense to force Mac Jones into some early game mistakes. Noise level inside Lucas Stadium will be a challenge as well for Jones since it’s a dome and the level of noise will escalate.

OUR PICK: COLTS

THE SUNDAY SLATE

DALLAS COWBOYS AT NEW YORK GIANTS

I thought the Cowboys were going to falter last Sunday versus the Washington Football Team but they played well and won. Giants have Mike Glennon as their starting quarterback and that raises red flags in my head. Giants might get Jake Fromm some action. He’s a young quarterback drafted by Buffalo and snagged off the practice squad by New York. Giants feel or know Glennon is nothing but smoldering hot garbage. Cowboys can get a grip and a stranglehold of the NFC East with a win versus their division rival.

OUR PICK: COWBOYS

HOUSTON TEXANS AT JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS

The toilet bowl game of the day. Draft positioning for whoever loses. Jaguars just fired their head coach, Urban Meyer. Texans will continue to see what Davis Mills can bring to the table with another start behind center. Who’s tanking?

Dolphins, Browns and Jaguars are on the all-time Tankers list. Texans have mastered the tank in the last few weeks. The firing of the head coach always gets a spark out of the team the following week. Watch Jeff Spocoli, AKA Trevor Lawrence, do well as they dumb down the offense and just let it rip.

OUR PICK:JAGBAGS

TENNESSEE TITANS AT PITTSBURGH STEELERS

These are two teams that need a desperate win. Titans won last week but the Colts are in their rear view mirror.

Carson Wentz does not look pretty in the morning, yikes. Meanwhile this Sitting Bull’s last stand is in Pittsburgh. Does Ben Roethlisberger have one gasp of air in him to keep the Steelers playoff hopes alive? Steelers are at home and they really have been battling teams every week. Sitting Bull gets it done at-least for this week.

OUR PICK: STEELERS

NEW YORK JETS AT MIAMI DOLPHINS

The annual dumping of the Jets to the bone yard to let them rust away or sell them for spare parts. What’s a Joe Flacco wing go for on the open market. Once again the Jets have been eliminated from getting into the post-season with weeks of regular season to play. Dolphins have won 5 in a row. Jets will be another notch in the win column for the resurgence of this Dolphin team.

OUR PICK:DOLPHINS

ARIZONA CARDINALS AT DETROIT LIONS

Detroit got their win two weeks ago. The Lions did not look good last week in Denver.

Yes, it is obvious the Lions are making their vacation plans. Cardinals will rebound from the Rams loss on Monday night.

OUR PICK: CARDINALS

CAROLINA PANTHERS AT BUFFALO BILLS

The Cam Newton experiment in Carolina has gone soft. The Bills have no phobias about this week’s opponent. No demons from the past to haunt Buffalo.

No Patriots. No Tom Brady. Panthers have lost three games in a row. Sean McDermott knows the Panther organization really well. Bills have many X-Panthers on their roster. It’s now or never for the Bills to play the entire game; like they did in the second half versus Tampa Bay.

OUR PICK: BILLS

CINCINNATI BENGALS AT DENVER BRONCOS

Are the Bengals turning back into the Bumbles of X-mas past?

The Broncos were expired last week playing at a high level because of the passing of Demaryius Thomas. Broncos feasted on the Lion meat. Can the Broncos continue that Rocky Mountain High level of play? Bengals are in a great position. The Ravens have a tough schedule the rest of the way. Lamar Jackson is hobbling. The Browns are a mess at this time. The bricks are crumbling on Big Ben. I think Bengals need this win versus the Broncos to take that step and get control of the division.

OUR PICK:BENGALS

ATLANTA FALCONS AT SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS

Falcons won last week. Falcons hardly ever win two games in a row. The 49ers are still in the thick of things. The 49ers got back in the win column versus the Bengals last Sunday. Kyle Shanahan has history with Matt Ryan coaching in Atlanta years ago. That may be a slight edge for the 49ers, but overall San Francisco is playing better than Atlanta. The 49ers defense can stop the Falcons. Falcons defense has played poorly for the last few seasons. Is someone going to fix that?

Falcons have taken it one day at a time trying to fix their defensive unit.

OUR PICK: 49ERS

GREEN BAY PACKERS AT BALTIMORE RAVENS

The Bears gave the Packers a scare on Monday night for awhile. The Ravens find themselves with a hobbled quarterback.

Aaron Rodgers, owner of the Bears, threatened his tenants with a eviction notice during the game. Bears backed off. Tyler Huntley likely get the start for the Ravens behind center with Lamar Jackson hurt. That’s enough said.

OUR PICK: PACKERS

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS AT TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS

If the Saints win again versus the Buccaneers, they have the hex on Tom Brady.

I would love to see the Saints march into Tampa Bay and bombard the Pirate ship. Sinking it. Buccaneers are playing much better than the first time the Saints and Buccaneers squared off. Saints had Jameis Winston at quarterback for at-least half of that game in the first meeting before he went down. Brady has more weapons to choose from in this second meeting.

OUR PICK:BUCCANEERS

MONDAY NIGHT GAMES

LAS VEGAS RAIDERS AT CLEVELAND BROWNS

The Browns could have Nick Mullens, the former 49er, be their starting quarterback due to Covid issues flooding their locker room. Which Raiders team will you get? Hope it’s not the one dancing on the opponents’ logo. Both teams are desperate for a win. I think Covid slows down the Brownies. Derek Carr and the Raiders have that explosion on offense that comes out every few weeks like on Thanksgiving versus the Cowboys.

OUR PICK: RAIDERS

MINNESOTA VIKINGS AT CHICAGO BEARS

Another prime time for the Bears. Another disaster in the making. Vikings and Bears always play close games even if one team is up and one is down. Vikings need this game more. Can the Bears contain the Viking’s high octane offense? Bears should be able to score some points on the Viking defense. Bears pulled out all their trick plays last week versus the Packers. Bears have replacement coaches taking over for coaches down with Covid issues. Vikings lose & Green Bay clinches division. My feeling is most of the Bear players have already called it a year. Vikings have a shot at the wild card, but they need to win to stay afloat in the NFC. How about a screaming viking?

OUR PICK:VIKINGS

RESCHEDULED COVID GAMES (TUESDAY NIGHT)

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS AT LA RAMS

Rams have won two in row. Rams made a statement on Monday night taking down the division rival Cardinals who were perched at the top of the division and the number one seed in the NFC. Seahawks have won 2 in row. Seahawks have been beating up on bottom feeders. Rams now are starting to gel together after stumbling for weeks and after acquiring some players at the trade deadline. Seahawks will mostly likely be without a few of Russell Wilson’s playmakers. Wilson can do a lot. Without some key guys, the Rams defense can eliminate whatever strengths the Seahawks have left.

OUR PICK: RAMS

WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM AT PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

Both teams in this match-up season have been up and down like a roller coaster. The Football Team fought back versus Dallas last Sunday but lost. The Team came in red hot. Meanwhile the Eagles are flying high with Gardner Minshew filling in for the hurt Jalen Hurts.

I feel like the WFT will struggle again in this one trying to get that mojo back. Minshew has that mojo and he has something to prove. This reminds me of Nick Foles taking over from an injured Carson Wentz years ago. The porn mustache of Minshew might not go as far as Nick the Dick. Minshew will get the Eagles even up at 7-7 after his second start.

OUR PICK: EAGLES

Urban Meyer might be the biggest Jag-off of all-time when it comes to being a head coach in the NFL. After 13 games in the NFL in his first season, the Jacksonville Jaguars gave Urban Meyer the Axe and it’s about time and definitely well deserved. Meyer will go down as one of the Ryan Leafs of the league… a total bust. Before Urban Meyer signed his name on the dotted line of the contract with the Jaguars he was legend. No myth in what Meyer did at the Collegiate level. People in Ohio are still singing folk songs about him over what he did for Ohio State University. Some gave Meyer lap dances in appreciation. Before Meyer took the pen or put his finger on the computer screen to mark his X, people had him winning the Superbowl. The turn around of one of the worst franchises in the history of sports & it was going to be freaking epic. Everyone will remember Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton in the debate that looked like some squabble of my brother’s wife’s screwed my sister on the Jerry Springer show which was a car wreck. This with Urban Meyer was an inferno burning highway car wreck shit show that had many moving parts and sucked many people in and spit them out. The few people that are Jacksonville Jaguars fans should go back to the closet and dig out that paper bag because you will need it to wear over your head..

Where do you start on this shit show that Urban Meyer orchestrated? Jacksonville Jaguars took the Surf Nazi, Trevor Lawrence, number one overall in the draft. Lawrence was going to be the answer to the problems that the Jaguars had at quarterback since Mark Brunell left town. Brunell is still the best ever quarterback Jacksonville ever had. Urban Meyer was going to be the quarterback whisperer. Meyer would be the best guy to develop Lawrence who had the big arm and that can use his legs to make plays. The Jaguars were so confident they even traded their second best quarterback in franchise history in my opinion, Gardner Minshew. Minshew with his porn mustache should have easily been the #1 guy over Jeff Spicoli. Lawrence could have learned on the sideline watching Minshew at work. The failure to develop a number one quarterback is like kryptonite on this Jaguar franchise. No one in the Jacksonville franchise even comes close to Superman.

Praise the lord. Do I get an Amen? The signing of Tim Tebow. Tebow left the NFL because his quarterbacking days in the NFL were over. Tebow switched sports as he tried baseball and latched onto the New York Mets farm system. Tebow tried and even tried again but never made it in baseball. The almighty man upstairs did not answer Tebow’s prayers. Many experts thought Tebowe’s best shot in the NFL was a position change. That position was one many thought Tebow should switch to, from quarterback to the tight end position. This was after Tebow was drafted or even before any team drafted him. The mindset of Urban Meyer was “Let’s sign Tim Tebow to be a tight end for the Jacksonville Jaguars.” This after Tebow played quarterback in the NFL for years. This after several years of trying the sport of baseball. How do you think that was going to work out? Stupid idea. Yes, indeed. Tebow took playing reps away from other players that probably could have succeeded at that position. Tebow was cut and Meyer looks like an idiot. That is early on when everyone was still drinking the kool-aid because this guy was a legend at Ohio State.

Let’s get to the lap dance. Urban Meyer and his Jaguars were playing the Cincinnati Bengals on Thursday night. Bengals won that game. Urban Meyer did not take the flight home with the team. Red flag there. Urban Meyer, the Ohio legend, wanted to visit some family and friends in Columbus. That night in Urban Meyer’s restaurant, he was drinking & having a gay ole time like Fred Flintstone would say. The video showed Meyer and a strange girl, not his wife, dancing together. Meyer looks intoxicated but very happy as this girl is stroking his legendary ego. Many people throughout the league thought Meyer should have been fired after that episode when the video surfaced. The owner of the Jaguars, Shahid Khan, gave Meyer a hall pass but he was on thin ice.

More to come on Urban Meyer. Stories came out that Meyer called all his assistant coaches losers. Meyer hired all of his own coaches, so that if tells you something about the porch light might be on, but no one is home in his own brain. The record of the Jaguars is 2-11. Most of those games this season in Jaguar football have not been pretty. Let’s face the facts that Meyer lost his locker room. It probably started after he stayed behind and did not take the flight back after playing the Bengals. The straw that broke the back of Urban Meyer. The kick that was heard around the world. Meyer kicked his kicker for not making a field goal in pre-season. The story broke about Josh Lambo that the Jaguars kicker was in lunge position stretching out at a practice. Meyer came up and said “Hey Dip Shit make your fucking kicks,” and then kicked him.

Josh Lambo responded, “Don’t you ever fucking kick me again.”

Urban Meyer basically said he is the head football coach and he can do whatever he fucking wants to do and he would kick his kicker any time he feels like giving him the boot.

The next Jacksonville Jaguars coach will be the 5th hire for their owner, Shahid Khan. Throw in interim coaches & that is 7 coaches under the Khan watch. Which adds up to one winning season in ten years. One of Meyer’s loser coaches, Darrell Bevell, will take over for the rest of the season. Bevell was the offensive coordinator for the Jaguars this season and used to do the same job with the Bears years ago. I don’t recall anything uplifting in Bevell’s offenses of the past. As long as Bevell gets the team to dress themselves, that will be a high note of this nightmare season in Jacksonville. Getting rid of Urban Meyer should have been done weeks ago. At-least with the firing, the Jaguars, and the NFL new rule, the team can get a head start on looking for their full time replacement instead of waiting until the season ends. Seeing and just watching this Meyer saga unfold is like as if he wanted out of Jacksonville. The Jaguars had to cut ties with this jerk. Who knows what else is down the road that Meyer would have done or has already done and is not out yet. This one year in the pro-game should tarnish this guy’s reputation for life. If I was a University, no way I would hire Urban Meyer to take over my football program. Will Urban Meyer’s legend live on in the state of Ohio after this stint in Jacksonville? Perhaps. In the pros, Urban Meyer and Ryan Leaf should be talked about as the biggest busts in the NFL – one as a player & one as a coach.

It took the coming out of Kyle Beach as John Doe in one of the biggest sexual scandal stories in hockey, to remove the Blackhawks General Manager, Stan Bowman. Bowman should have been shown the doors years ago. Kyle Davidson took over as the acting GM of the Blackhawks and he fired a mistake hire by Stan Bowman in removing Jeremy Colliton as the head coach of the Blackhawks. Colliton should have never been hired in the first place. With the avalanche of all the negative news that came flooding into the Blackhawks organization because of covering up what Brad Aldrich did to Kyle Beach and others. Colliton and the Blackhawks started off 1-9-2 for the season. Derek King took over the duties as head coach and things got better quickly for the Blackhawks on the ice. King’s record now is 11-15 since taking over as leader of the Blackhawks. The team is playing better than when they started and the GM and manager are on the same page. It’s good to be King, when you need something the GM goes out and gets you that piece to make the team better. King wanted an enforcer and Davidson delivered. Blackhawks land 28-year-old forward Kurtis Gabriel from the Toronto Maple Leafs for defenseman Chad Krys.

This is not a major deal between the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Chicago Blackhawks. Both players in this deal were playing in the AHL, the American Hockey League. Both players had spent more time in the minors than in the NHL. Chad Krys is a 23 year defenseman drafted by the Blackhawks in 2016. In eight games for the Rockford Ice dogs of the AHL, Krys had registered 1 assist. Krys has played in 64 NHL games in parts of 4 different seasons for the Blackhawks. Krys has 2 goals & 13 assists for 15 points at the NHL level. Krys is still a young guy but needs a little seasoning to his game. Blackhawks need physical presence since the loss of Jujar Khaira getting hit in the head from a hit by Jacob Trouba of the New York Rangers.

Jujar Khaira was the Blackhawks physical game on the ice this season.

The Blackhawks get a goon in Kurtis Gabriel who brings his 6’6″ 215 lbs presence to the ice. Gabriel has played in 49 NHL games and tallied 2 goals & 3 assists with the Wild, Devils, and Sharks. This season Gabriel was playing in the AHL for the Toronto Marlies and in 13 games he had 1 goal with 1 assist. Gabriel’s game is not scoring goals or dishing out the puck. In the NHL Gabriel has tallied 5 points total in the NHL and 68 in the AHL. Gabriel brings a serious physical edge to the ice every night. Gabriel, a former third round pick, has 54 total fights in professional hockey during 8 seasons. Gabriel has dropped the gloves for 15 fights total in the NHL. Gabriel has accumulated 153 penalty minutes in those 49 NHL games.

I don’t know if Derek King will be the guy for the Blackhawks for years to come. Not sure the Blackhawks will even make it to the playoffs getting off to such a bad start like they did. King helped this organization when it was sinking from all the negative news and the poor play on the ice. The team started playing better. In sports you can make a change in leadership and the team responds right away to a different voice. For how long? Blackhawks came into the season with high hopes as Stan Bowman made multiple moves trying to get this team better and build something around Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane. It was one last hope of salvaging something out of the core that helped bring three cups to Chicago. The hockey season is long especially the full slate of games on the docket this year. I love just the fact that Derek King needs something to help the team & now the new GM Kyle Davidson makes it happen. Unlike with Stan Bowman with his hand up Jeremy Colliton’s rear like a puppet in that relationship. For years the Blackhawks have lacked that physical presence on the ice. If you’re the King and you want to slay the dragon, you bring in the Goon.

Brian Kelly is just a snake oil salesman wearing headphones. Once again the Collegiate level of the coaching carousel has coaches abandoning ship and not even finishing out their season. Do the Universities in College football have any say under contracts that prevent these guys from packing up their boxes & riding off-campus in a U-Haul for an even bigger payday? Coach Brian Kelly is leaving the University of Notre Dame to head down south and take over the LSU program. Louisiana State University plays in the S.E.C (Southern Eastern Conference), the MECCA of College football. LSU gives Kelly a ten year commitment which probably does not mean anything as he will never finish the contract that is worth 95 Million. Throw in potential bonuses and the king of snake oil is the highest paid coach at any public University.

Brian Kelly’s first job in College football as a head coach was at Central Michigan. After three seasons, Kelly went 19-16 and then bounced. Kelly went on to the University of Cincinnati. Kelly went 34-6 in regular season with three bowl games for the 4 years he walked the sideline there. Another stepping stone. Kelly said when he was hired, that he imagined his next gig would be his dream job and that was Notre Dame. I’m shocked Kelly lasted 12 years at the University of Notre Dame. Kelly did a solid job as his record over 12 years on the job was 113-40 and had the University in ten bowl games… quite impressive. Early on I thought Kelly would jump at an opportunity in the pro game. Maybe another University with more money. Perhaps Kelly was thinking it. Kelly probably even knew he wanted something else. Waited patiently until something he liked came along. Once you fly first class, no way would he go back to coach small potato universities or a disarrayed franchise in the NFL. That’s where LSU comes in.

What has LSU got that Notre Dame does not have? Notre Dame is an independent school that has never played in a conference. Not that there is anything wrong with that. LSU plays in the SEC which most people will say is the powerhouse conference in College football. The schools you face every week compared to Notre Dame. LSU faces Alabama, Auburn, Florida and Georgia and many other southern schools that have high profile football programs. Not saying Notre Dame’s schedule is easy as they face tough Big Ten schools every year. Notre Dame has restrictions on players they recruit. LSU academic-wise you can sign all the meat-heads you want down there while at Notre Dame academics comes into play. Kelly said the resources at LSU are incredible. I bet recruiting down in the south is like a football factory taking linemen right out of the warehouse.

The bottom line is Brian Kelly’s mind thinks he can win a National Championship at LSU before Notre Dame. Notre Dame has made the final four with Brian Kelly more than once. The results are not very Irish-like. LSU won the National championship in 2019. Remember Joe Heisman Burrow? Burrow was the number one pick in 2020 by the Cincinnati Bengals. Burrow led LSU to that National championship win over the University of Clemson. Since 2018, LSU has the 2nd most players suiting up in the NFL. Notre Dame is not number one. The Irish produce talented players that go on to play in the NFL. LSU has far more. This should tell you the tale of the tape just talent-wise of both programs. This is the reason Kelly believes his easiest path to win the National Championship is through the Tigers, not the Leprechauns of South Bend, Indiana.

Should LSU have anything to worry about with Brian Kelly leaving their program in years to come? If Kelly succeeds at LSU, would the next stepping stone be the pro game of the NFL? It’s a shame guys like Kelly leave a prestigious University with great history like Notre Dame having the most wins as head coach in Irish history. Kelly passed up legend Knute Rockne in wins at the University. Rockne probably bled Irish blood putting his life’s dedication to the cause of making Notre Dame a powerhouse football program. Kelly born in Massachusetts suddenly has a Southern accent just in time for the LSU introduction press conference. Like a chameleon, that Kelly is a dirty lizard who adapts to his new background immediately. Not everyone is buying the Brian Kelly act. LSU starting quarterback Max Johnson wants out. Max Johnson, son of a former Superbowl winner, who led the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to their first title ever, is Brad Johnson. I know life is all about the next challenge. Kelly had a challenge and failed at Notre Dame winning a National title. I can easily bring up the name of Lou Holtz who was able to get the Irish a National Championship, decades ago but still got it done. Yes, Brian Kelly was successful in South Bend, but when you put it in his terms of getting that next challenge… the easy path to a title. Then he is the ultimate failure for not getting it done at Notre Dame. Maybe Kelly will end up getting eaten up by a gator. Florida University gator. An actual gator would spit out that snakeskin oil salesman that would poison the poor reptile with that Kelly venom. Do you blame St. Patrick leaving one snake in Irish country not eradicated? Notre Dame is better off in the future without the head of a snake leading them.

NFL WEEK 14 STRAIGHT PICK-EM

LAST WEEK’S RECORD (8-6)

Last week we did better than the week before. Still felt like we were run over by a 40 ouncer.

SEASON STATS

OVERALL RECORD (117-77)

THURSDAY RECORD (10-5)

MONDAY NIGHT RECORD (8-5)

WEEK 14 PREDICTIONS WE ARE ALL ABOUT THE DEMARYIUS THOMAS WAY OF WINNING THE BIG WEEK.

THE THURSDAY NIGHT AFFAIR

PITTSBURGH STEELERS AT MINNESOTA VIKINGS

Both the Vikings and Steelers are desperate teams trying to hang on to their playoffs lives. Ravens gave the Steelers a Christmas gift last Sunday in a botched two point conversion to try to win the game instead of kicking the extra point to try for overtime at the end of regulation. Meanwhile the Vikings were in giving spirits giving the Lions a victory. No Grinchy heart wearing purple this Holiday season.

A short week should give the Vikings inspiration to get back in the win column. The return of Dalvin Cook running the ball should be the inspiration this team needs. The Shower Curtain defense has too many holes to stop this Viking high octane offense.

OUR PICK: VIKINGS

THE SUNDAY SLATE

DALLAS COWBOYS AT THE WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM

The Fat Boy Head Coach Mike McCarthy is back from being sidelined with the Covid virus. McCarthy had some words in his return saying, “when we win this week,” referring to beating the Washington Football team. Is the Cowboys head coach throwing up his own Hail Mary to rally his team with words to the press? The Washington Football team is sizzling right now. The Team, just like last year at this time, are marching like the Nazis into Poland which would be the post-season.

Cowboys are walking wounded in their back field coming into the Nations Capital. Dak Prescott to me does not have the accuracy on his passes like he has in the past. The Team is playing like a team on both sides of the ball. The team is red hot, so watch them stun the Cowboys this Sunday.

OUR PICK: THE TEAM

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS AT TENNESSEE TITANS

Every little kid wants a train set for Christmas. Every Titan fan wants a team they can beat. As long as the opponents are not the Texans or the Jets. The struggling Jaguars are perfect medication for the Titans to break their two game losing streak especially coming off a bye week. If the Titans can’t beat a pathetic Jaguar team that has nothing left in the tank, just give the division title to the Colts. Let’s not waste our time covering a team in a constant funk.

OUR PICK: TITANS

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS AT HOUSTON TEXANS

The Texans are waving the white flag as Davis Mills will take over duties the rest of the year behind center. The Tyrod Taylor being a spoiler for all these playoff teams has come to an end. Meanwhile the Seahawks get a win against their rival 49ers which may be their World Series of the season. Russell Wilson and the Seahawks offense should be able to bury the Texans defense. Davis Mills may engineer a drive or two but not enough to get by the Seahawks.

OUR PICK: SEAHAWKS

LAS VEGAS RAIDERS AT KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

Which Raider team will come to play this week? You can probably say that about the Chiefs as well. Chiefs offense has been bipolar this season. The defense of the Chiefs has done a 360 in good way. Chiefs are still winning games even if they don’t have the style points we are custom to seeing. Raiders coming off a loss means nothing because this team has no track record. Raiders decide if they are going to play well in the spur of the moment. I like Chiefs at home here.

OUR PICK: CHIEFS

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS AT NEW YORK JETS

Jets have played better the last three games and are notching a victory versus the Texans. Last week Taysom Hill’s first start this season versus Dallas was better than what they had weeks prior. Alvin Kamara’s due back should help the Saints offense. Jets will give the Saints a respectable game throughout most of the afternoon. Saints defense make a stand or two late in the game to see Kamara find his way to the end zone for a much needed Saints victory. As they break the forever it seems losing streak that we have not seen in New Orleans in years.

ATLANTA FALCONS AT CAROLINA PANTHERS

The Falcons & Panthers rematch. The Panthers won the first one. In the first meeting Cam Newton was not back in the fold for Carolina like that makes any kind of difference. Will this be the last meeting between Matt Ryan and Cam Newton in these uniforms facing each other? Matt Ryan is like a whack-a mole these days.

Sometimes he pop his head out and the Falcons will score some points and a possible victory. I think the Soft Cam Newton should be able to pretend he’s Superman for this Sunday only and give the Panthers fans something to cheer for. Panthers defense is a better unit than what the Falcons have.

OUR PICK: PANTHERS

BALTIMORE RAVENS AT CLEVELAND BROWNS

Browns coming off a bye week and yet will face the Ravens once again. Ravens won the last meeting with the Browns by one score. The Ravens should have beat the Steelers last Sunday. Instead of tying the game, the Ravens went fancy trying to win the game with a two point conversion and failed. Baker Mayfield has been like the board game, Operation.

Every tackle on Baker Mayfield sends shards of pain through his body that may make his nose turn red. Like some nervous Nellie playing the board game of Operation when you were younger always making the nose turn red with touching the metal with the tweezers. Ravens defense will contain the Browns running game. Look for Lamar Jackson and the Ravens offense to look more crisp than the ugliness we have been seeing in last few weeks.

OUR PICK: RAVENS

NEW YORK GIANTS AT LA CHARGERS

Those are the Chargers we thought we’d see almost every week this season that blew out the Bengals.

This is what happens when Mike Glennon is your quarterback. Any questions?

OUR PICK:CHARGERS

DETROIT LIONS AND DENVER BRONCOS

I just can’t see the Lions winning two straight games. Especially having to go on the road.

I think the Football Gods with the news of the passing away of Demaryius Thomas and the Broncos will have a moment of silence for their former player the organization lost. Thomas passes away at a young age of 33 which is way too soon in life. Thomas was a great wide receiver for the Broncos for years. Imagine a great person as well. All this news & the game will go on. I have the Broncos coming out with a win at home this Sunday from a team that could be inspired because of the passing away of Demaryius Thomas. Rest in Peace…

OUR PICK: BRONCOS

SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS AT CINCINNATI BENGALS

Both the Bengals and the 49ers were doing well until last week. Both teams need to rebound this Sunday. The 49ers have more pressure on them than the Bengals. This is a game that can go either way. I like the Bengals overall edge with their offense and defense to beat a California team traveling from the West coast to the Midwest. The 49ers have been running on fumes for awhile & this will be the week where it will sting.

OUR PICK: BENGALS

BUFFALO BILLS AT TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS

The GOAT Tom Brady owns the Buffalo franchise. Bills lost to the Evil Empire Tampa Tom’s ole stomping grounds, the Evil Empire Patriots. Bills have not lost two in a row after bad losses. Buccaneers have been almost close to firing on all cylinders. Bills have an axe to grind. Tom Brady will be overconfident. Josh Allen will have a big game. UPSET… YES, INDEED. Bills bounce back to show the league they are for real.

OUR PICK:BILLS

CHICAGO BEARS AT GREEN BAY PACKERS

Can someone tell Aaron Rodgers, the owner of the Bears from a different mother, to fire Matt Nagy and the entire Bears front office. Horrible game to have the Bears on Prime Time. Justin Fields will be back behind center for the Bears. Means nothing. Packers at home is the Bears’ nightmare once again.

THE MONDAY NIGHT GAME

LA RAMS AT ARIZONA CARDINALS

Another great Monday night match up two weeks in a row. Are the Rams and Cardinals the preview of the NFC conference game? These two teams play in the same division. Cardinals have something wrong with them, but they don’t know it yet. They have been winning anyways. Rams have been scrapping living the bad days & finally won a game last Sunday, I think the Rams will have their division rival in the second game of the series and give the Cardinals a wake up call and expose them that they are not the team to beat.

OUR PICK RAMS

NFL WEEK 13 STRAIGHT PICK-EM

LAST WEEK’S RECORD (6-9)

I don’t blame you for ripping my head off and shitting down my neck with the picks we did in week twelve.

SEASON STATS

OVERALL RECORD (109-71)

THURSDAY RECORD(9-5)

MONDAY NIGHT RECORD (8-4)

LUCKY WEEK 13 HERE WE GO

We’re skipping all the way through week 13 whistling Dixie …

THE THURSDAY NIGHT GAME

DALLAS COWBOYS AT NEW ORLEANS SAINTS

Combined, both the Cowboys and the Saints have lost six in a row. The Saints have 4 of those losses. Cowboys have lost people due to the Covid virus. Head coach for Dallas, Mike McCarthy, will miss this game due to Covid. Saints will be without their star running back, Alvin Kamara, once again. Taysom Hill is expected to start behind center for the Saints, making his first start of the year. Cowboys will have play maker Amari Cooper back in the fold; a guy returning from Covid. Taysom Hill will give the Saints a better shot than Trevor Siemian at quarterback. I feel the Saints will battle the Cowboys most of the game. Cowboys will have Dan Quinn take over the head coach duties for McCarthy. He has experience from his Atlanta days and knows a little bit about the Saints playing them twice a year. Dak Prescott will be a big part of getting the Cowboys off their skid. Hill will be rusty and that gives Cowboys the edge.

OUR PICK:COWBOYS

THE SUNDAY SLATE

TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS AT ATLANTA FALCONS

Last time these two teams met, Buccaneers put up 48 points on Atlanta earlier in the season. The Falcons have won 5 games beating basically bottom-feeders throughout the league. Tampa Bay, back on track, won two in a row beating a very good Colts team last week. Tampa Tom will not have any problem putting up his usual Brady numbers. Will the Buccaneers run the ball? Leonard Fournette has turned into a force in the back-field the last few games. Fournette has 7 rushing touchdowns this season.

The key for the Buccaneers is stopping the Falcons’ Cordarrelle Patterson. He is the heart, soul, and Swiss Army knife of the Falcons offense. Head Coach Matt Nagy did not know how to use Patterson last season with the Bears. Patterson has 4 rushing and 5 receiving touchdowns. That’s nine total touchdowns if you’re counting at home. Buccaneers will focus on Patterson and win the game relatively easily.

OUR PICK: BUCCANEERS

ARIZONA CARDINALS AT CHICAGO BEARS

Once upon a time ago, both of these teams hailed from Chicago. Bears played on the North side of the city. The Cardinals played on the South side of the city. If both teams stayed in Chicago, the Bears would still have one Superbowl win in two appearances, while the Cardinals would have no Superbowls in 1 appearance.

Best running back of all-time, Sweetness aka Walter Payton, doing his part in the Bears’ Superbowl Shuffle. Times have changed. The Cardinals moved to St. Louis and now have found a solid home in Arizona. Cardinals are hoping their Superbowl Shuffle will be this year. Cardinals expecting Kyler Murray and DeAndre Hopkins back from injury. Bears struggle to beat the Lions on Thanksgiving. This one should get ugly really fast for the Bears.

OUR PICK:CARDINALS

LA CHARGERS AT CINCINNATI BENGALS

Justin Herbert versus Joe Burrow might be the best air and water show of all-time. This match-up between these two quarterbacks may be a staple in the AFC for the next ten years in regular season and post season. Bengals right now are on solid ground. Chargers are too erratic for me to pick them to win. The Bengals running game with Joe Mixon, gives the Bengals the edge on offense. Defense goes to the Bengals as well instead of that roller coaster act LA has on that side of the ball.

OUR PICK:BENGALS

MINNESOTA VIKINGS AT DETROIT LIONS

Vikings offense is one of the best in the league. Lions always shoot themselves in their own paw every game.

Especially late in the game, the Lions step on their own land mine like clockwork. Viking defense should be able to tame this lion from the Wizard of Oz. Vikings will score a bunch and climb their way back to the 500 mark.

OUR PICK: VIKINGS

NEW YORK GIANTS AT MIAMI DOLPHINS

Dolphins are actually one of the hottest teams in the league right now.The fins have won 4 straight. New York’s defense were a Giant pain in the arse for sizzling the Eagle offense last Sunday. Dolphins defense is forcing a lot of turnovers like they did last season. Giants quarterback Daniel Jones is out for this Sunday’s game with an injury. The great Mike Glennon will get the start for the Giants behind center, which equals the 6th victory of the year for the Dolphins. The Dolphins defense will be licking their chops in this one.

OUR PICK:DOLPHINS

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES AT NEW YORK JETS

Jets won last week. Is that right? The Eagle has not landed for me at all this season. Whether I pick them to win or lose, they never listen. Eagles are living the movie Groundhog Day. Last week, they played the Giants in New Jersey. This week they play the Jets in New Jersey.

Will the Eagles have some punch to them this week on offense? Jets beat Houston last Sunday so their track record means they will not win another game until three weeks from now. Eagles offense should be able to run through this Jets defense and score more than 7 points. Since I’m picking the Eagles, it may not happen.

OUR PICK: EAGLES

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS AT HOUSTON TEXANS

Did the Colts forget to give the ball to their running back, Jonathan Taylor, last week? Coming off the big game versus Buffalo, Taylor did not have many carries versus the Buccaneers last Sunday until it was too late. Houston beat the Titans two weeks ago and do a belly flop last week versus the Jets. I expect the Colts feed Taylor the ball like it’s a pie eating contest.

Is the lard ass last year’s Ezekiel Elliot of the Cowboys. Taylor will get his fill and run all over the Texans. Colts defense will force a turnover or two off the arm of Tyrod Taylor. Texans will stay in the hunt of a top pick in the 2022 draft.

OUR PICK: COLTS

WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM VERSUS LAS VEGAS RAIDERS

Raiders are untrustworthy & too unpredictable this season. The Team has won three straight. Raiders looked hot, cold, & then hot again on Thanksgiving versus the Cowboys. The Team of Washington only scored 17 points off a poor defense Seattle brings to the table every week. This game will come down to the Raiders offense or Washington’s defense. Who shows up? I like Raiders at home with Derek Carr finding his groove using different weapons as he spreads the ball around. It will be a close game. Raiders somehow find a way at the end of the game to pull out the victory.

OUR PICK: RAIDERS

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS AT LA RAMS

Both the Jaguars and Rams have lost three games in a row. Rams have not won a game since they picked Odell Beckham Jr. and Von Miller. Blame it on the new guys. Matthew Stafford has turned into Jay Cutler throwing a Pick Six it seems every week. It’s simple – make mistakes & keep the kittens from Jacksonville in it. Rams will find a way to lose this one. Rams need to limit the mistakes they should be able to throttle the Jags and land back in the win column. The Surf Nazi at quarterback might be in for another rude awakening from the Rams defense that will be out to prove itself.

OUR PICK: RAMS

BALTIMORE RAVENS AT PITTSBURGH STEELERS

Reports out of Pittsburgh suggest this will be Big Ben Roethlisberger’s last season. Does not help this season as Big Ben is like that statue behind center, ready to fall. Either by wind, force, or the big bad wolf huffing and puffing to blow Big Ben down.

Steeler fans can yank Big Ben down like the troops did to the Saddam Hussein statue in the town square. Big Ben’s play, the offensive line, and defensive line are all in disarray right now for the Steelers. Injuries meant the foundation is cracking and the paint is chipping. Only way Steelers win is if the Ravens gift-wrap an early Christmas gift to them.

OUR PICK: RAVENS

SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS AT SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

Seahawks have not won since back up quarterback Geno Smith guided the team to a victory over the Jaguars. Meanwhile 49ers have won 4 out of their last 5 games. Lets face it. Seahawks have called it a year.

Big changes on the horizon for Seattle. The 49ers are fighting for the post-season. A win over their division rival evens up the two game season series and gets them 2 games over 500 and better chances to make post-season play especially with a tough Bengal team after this Sunday.

OUR PICK: 49ERS

DENVER BRONCOS AT KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

Chiefs are well rested coming off a bye week. Denver won a rare game versus a winning opponent at home last week facing the Chargers. Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs defense were playing much better going into the bye week and have won 4 straight. Broncos will show up to Kansas City and really they might give the Chiefs a game. They might not. I like Andy Reid’s record coming off a bye week as head coach. A man with a plan.

OUR PICK: CHIEFS

THE MONDAY NIGHT AFFAIR

NEW ENGLAND AT BUFFALO BILLS

This is battle of the Rebel Alliance of Buffalo versus the Evil Empire of the Patriots.

The stakes are high as AFC East is on the line as the Bills and Patriots rivalry is back on. Patriots have won six in a row. Bills, who swept the Patriots last season, took the AFC East by storm and made it all the way to the conference championship. Because of this guy.

The Bills finally found a quarterback in Josh Allen. It did not take the Patriots that long to find a new quarterback as Mac Jones, the rookie, meets the Buffalo Mafia for the first time.

When was the last time both the Bills and the Patriots had stud quarterbacks at the same time? This rivalry might not be lopsided as it was when Tom Brady held court all those years. Was it a rivalry when Jim Kelly ran the decade of the 1990’s? Patriots have won six in a row. Bills won four in a row after losing the opener of the year. Bills have won 3 out of their last 5, but took on some bad loses. I like the Bills having home field advantage with a defense that has played most of the year very well. Mac Jones will have his work cut out for him. Josh Allen has made many mistakes the last several weeks. Will Bill Belichick and a good Patriot defense come up with a scheme to throw off the Bills quarterback and that high octane offense? Bills get healthier on the offensive line this week and Josh Allen has done very well at Monday Night Football. I do like them at home. I think the Patriots’ luck runs dry.

OUR PICK: BILLS